1) You just ruined my eyesight by me UNFORTUNATELY glancing at your ASS (literally).

2) I did not wish to see your "package" or white hairy ass for that matter.

3) This is a college apt complex and it's ONLY midnight, so WTF are you streaking through the walkways and in the parking lot? (not that it should be condoned either)

4) Yeah, your ASS was caught, soooo I hope the bitch you potentially might fuck tonight is worth being embarrassed in front of a couple of people. Of course, you were probably too drunk to give a shit.






[Edited on September 18, 2008 at 12:37 AM. Reason : .]

9/18/2008 12:34:04 AM

I too have witnessed a full moon

9/18/2008 12:34:53 AM

So I guess he wasn't your type?

9/18/2008 12:35:47 AM

I too have witnessed a full moon

9/18/2008 12:35:49 AM

9/18/2008 12:36:20 AM

i too have streaked in the quad

9/18/2008 12:36:57 AM

i too have stupid neighbors

9/18/2008 12:37:24 AM

DEF wasn't my type...and ENOUGH w/ the "I too...." shit.

9/18/2008 12:38:12 AM

You know you liked my package

9/18/2008 12:39:05 AM

i too liked your package

9/18/2008 12:39:20 AM

I, as well, have gone streaking.

9/18/2008 12:42:12 AM

OH MY GAWD

9/18/2008 12:42:48 AM

bitchplease, you know you enjoyed it

9/18/2008 12:43:36 AM

wolfpckgrl17, my bad sweetie, i did at least think you'd recognize me from that time i tapped that ass...cause i remember you ...fuck the cops too...i have some bad chafing

also fleetwud ftw

9/18/2008 12:45:38 AM

Am I the only one who walks around their house/apartment naked w/ the blinds open?

9/18/2008 12:47:24 AM

yes, yes you are

9/18/2008 12:48:30 AM

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"white hairy ass for that matter."

Quote :

"So I guess he wasn't your type? "

9/18/2008 12:49:03 AM

^^^no

9/18/2008 12:49:45 AM

Never had any complaints, but then again, I'm not fat or a slob

9/18/2008 12:51:31 AM

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"white hairy ass for that matter." Quote : "So I guess he wasn't your type? "

ding ding ding!

9/18/2008 1:03:03 AM

Uhhh no. Was just staying "white" to let someone know who I may be talking about in case they happened to see it too.


And who's to say that's not my type, just b/c he's white?!?! Wow. OK!!!

[Edited on September 18, 2008 at 1:07 AM. Reason : Was just stating an observation with no logic behind it. Geesh!]

9/18/2008 1:06:54 AM

lol.. I didn't mean it like that.

9/18/2008 1:08:43 AM

In that case would you like to see my ass?

9/18/2008 1:08:54 AM

^^^^LOL

9/18/2008 1:09:44 AM

^^^ LOL Wasn't referring to you! Was for him ^^^^. Ha. Cute how ppl got shit distorted. I figured ppl would think there was something behind that when I was typing it originally.

[Edited on September 18, 2008 at 1:10 AM. Reason : ^]

9/18/2008 1:10:21 AM

[Edited on September 18, 2008 at 1:11 AM. Reason : ]

9/18/2008 1:11:38 AM

[Edited on September 18, 2008 at 1:12 AM. Reason : .]

9/18/2008 1:12:16 AM

i read that book to my son every night.

9/18/2008 1:25:21 AM

9/18/2008 1:26:43 AM

Sure he could be stupid.. and he was probably drunk.. but why must he also be a fuck? That's just plain mean.

9/18/2008 1:53:54 AM

What is the definition of "fuck" as a noun?

9/18/2008 1:54:45 AM

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" JUST STAYING 'WHITE' "

that's how i roll. sorry about the man ass.

9/18/2008 2:45:01 AM

I enjoy watching floppy penises .

9/18/2008 2:46:53 AM

i too enjoy watching floppy... wait, what?

9/18/2008 2:50:36 AM

Quote :

"JUICES RUN FREE"

9/18/2008 2:53:03 AM

9/18/2008 2:56:44 AM

Just to reiterate, ladies...

Quote :

"Was just stating an observation with no logic behind it."

[Edited on September 18, 2008 at 3:06 AM. Reason : .]

9/18/2008 3:06:13 AM

9/18/2008 5:28:44 AM

sounds like my friends. shut up and go get them some more beer.

9/18/2008 6:41:21 AM

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"khcadwal i too have streaked in the quad"

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

9/18/2008 9:49:57 AM

I've been trying to show wolfpckgrl17 my package for quite some time now...

9/18/2008 9:54:59 AM

JEAH

DONT GET IT TWISTED, THAT SHIT WAS TIZZZIGHT

9/18/2008 9:55:15 AM