should i superman her?

9/20/2008 12:28:49 AM

supaman dat ho.

9/20/2008 12:29:16 AM

Quote :

"Superan; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!! "Yo, dawg, Last night my bitch was being frothy so I have her a Superman" "

I had to look it up

9/20/2008 12:30:43 AM

haha you're married.

9/20/2008 12:33:01 AM

throw some D's on dat bich

9/20/2008 12:33:15 AM

just drag your junk all over her till she wakes up and then run away like you're in trouble

9/20/2008 12:34:21 AM

^now that just makes no sense

9/20/2008 12:34:33 AM

it makes perfect sense to me

9/20/2008 12:35:47 AM

hah

9/20/2008 12:38:25 AM

puttitinherbutt

9/20/2008 12:40:18 AM

slap her in the tit

that'll teach her to not give it up

9/20/2008 12:42:42 AM

hahaha i love this thread so far. i will show it to her in the morning and let her know why she best not pass out again like this.

9/20/2008 12:44:37 AM

i once woke a girl i was dating up from sleeping on the couch by slapping her forehead with a rock hard boner.

the speed with which she punched me right in the cock was amazing for someone who was just sound asleep

9/20/2008 12:45:45 AM

suprise buttsecks

9/20/2008 12:45:50 AM

^^LOL!!

9/20/2008 12:56:43 AM

Quote :

"the speed with which she punched me right in the cock was amazing for someone who was just sound asleep"

AHAHAHA

STone, just lube up and do her.

(Trust me, it's easier to use lube now than to put up with the OUCH MY VAGINA YOURE AN ASSHOLE AND IM NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU BROWNIES TODAY the next morning )

9/20/2008 1:06:52 AM

lewb ftw

9/20/2008 1:07:39 AM

shocker..........do it

9/20/2008 1:15:38 AM

^

9/20/2008 2:38:03 AM

Give her a Roman Helmet.

9/20/2008 2:50:45 AM

Quote :

"i once woke a girl i was dating up from sleeping on the couch by slapping her forehead with a rock hard boner. the speed with which she punched me right in the cock was amazing for someone who was just sound asleep"

lolz



and you shoulda supermanned her

9/20/2008 6:18:27 AM

lol still a funny quote.

9/20/2008 6:20:02 AM

Quote :

"should i superman her?"

masturbate and cum on her while she SLEEPS? are you a pussy? who wears the pants in the house?

just rape the bitch... that'll show her who is boss.

9/20/2008 12:50:37 PM

actually rape doesnt exist if you are married

9/20/2008 1:10:17 PM

it does in some states

9/20/2008 1:14:19 PM

actually, there is no such thing as rape at all. every female is fair game at any time any place for any male. that's why god made them.

9/20/2008 1:17:44 PM

sweet i'm getting laid tonight!!!

9/20/2008 1:48:46 PM

^lawls

9/20/2008 1:58:19 PM

god damn muslims

9/20/2008 2:35:45 PM

god damn christians for sluttifying their women making them available for us muslims to rape them.

9/20/2008 4:13:23 PM

you want me to drag my sack across your face???

9/20/2008 7:41:58 PM

Quote :

"the speed with which she punched me right in the cock was amazing "

9/20/2008 7:50:10 PM

Quote :

"Yo, dawg, Last night my bitch was being frothy so I have her a Superman"

9/20/2008 8:06:48 PM

.....and she has a penis

9/20/2008 8:07:03 PM