Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

9/23/2008 11:14:58 AM

SINGULARITY

9/23/2008 11:31:07 AM

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a thigh master.

9/23/2008 11:34:26 AM

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

9/23/2008 11:40:18 AM

fuckin a thats a 90mph rate of closure... but they didn't care to mention direction....

so actually it could be a 30 mph rate of separation...
or 90mph!!!

omg!!!! need more facts this parameter is not completely defined!!!!!

9/23/2008 11:43:05 AM

9/23/2008 11:43:53 AM

He spoke with wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

9/23/2008 11:44:57 AM

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=162362547

9/23/2008 11:45:54 AM

so what is this from?

9/23/2008 12:52:37 PM

These are some of the greatest moments in literary history.


Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

9/23/2008 12:55:32 PM

and from what are they being quoted?

9/23/2008 12:56:33 PM

The night started out like any other. I awoke half naked on the floor of room 423 encrusted entirely of old Folkman Brown's marmate. I then remember, I now just said, it-it...it feels as if, I-I-I-I shitted myself. Something made my neck jerk and I heard one footstep and then all of the sudden this young boy said to me in a sprite and upset little voice: Hey there sir, hey mister! Your butthole exploded! Why oh why, he was right! And there it was, everywhere, this soft Folkman Brown marmate all on top and around me. We then slapped hands for what started out as fun and flew into my garage with hardly any effort what so ever.

9/23/2008 12:56:39 PM

^^ i think they're mostly just bad awesome similies/metaphors from papers students have written.


Her vocabulary was as bad, as, like, whatever.

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 12:58 PM. Reason : ]

9/23/2008 12:58:35 PM

this is stupid

9/23/2008 1:05:47 PM

your uncle is stupid

9/23/2008 1:07:54 PM

^^you think everything I like is stupid, lately. like that photo user thread I made. All you said in it was "this is stupid" like 50 times

9/23/2008 1:10:06 PM

that is sensible


^I thought we were ignoring each other

but since you decided to acknowledge me, I will say this:

shut the fuck up, bitch

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 1:10 PM. Reason : ]

9/23/2008 1:10:24 PM

Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said ‘you’ve had your last burrito for a while’, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean.

9/23/2008 1:10:43 PM

^^you need to learn to be nice to people.

9/23/2008 1:18:22 PM

so do you

9/23/2008 1:18:50 PM

oh, i was nice. if you want me to be mean, i'll post that shit i originally deleted and go back to calling you a fat, dickless, piece of shit. me commenting on some lame behavior you've exhibited lately isn't mean.











I felt a nameless dread. Well, there probably is a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit or something, but I don't speak German. Anyway, it's a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your bread bags. I don't know the name for those either.

9/23/2008 1:21:35 PM

the fact that you posted it at all makes you fucking heartless

9/23/2008 1:22:20 PM

*pops popping corn*

9/23/2008 1:25:47 PM

why? because you posted your twisted leave-out-a-lot-of-shit-to-make-her-look-like-shit version all over tww for fucking months and i finally broke and posted what really fucking happened? bitch, please.

9/23/2008 1:25:54 PM

*fakes stretch, then puts arm around EMCE, hands touch in popping corn*

9/23/2008 1:27:32 PM

*shakes bag of pop corn, drizzles butter on it, and offers some to NCSUGirl83*

9/23/2008 1:28:12 PM

*Brings cheddar popcorn flavoring*

9/23/2008 1:29:22 PM

^^mmmm, thanks

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 1:29 PM. Reason : i'm frikkin starving!]

9/23/2008 1:29:39 PM

starts humping the popcorn

9/23/2008 1:30:43 PM

*immediately punches ncsugirl in the fucking FACE and takes popcorn*

9/23/2008 1:30:52 PM

*brings sour patch kids and yells FUCK YO POPCORN*

9/23/2008 1:31:42 PM

*pulls a box M&M's out of his pocket*

9/23/2008 1:32:56 PM

*punches diva right in the fucking FACE and takes sourpatch kids*

9/23/2008 1:32:57 PM

* s cause she just wants some damn food...*

anyone willing to share without giving me a black eye?

9/23/2008 1:34:42 PM

*foiled again by the wang in the popcorn trick*

9/23/2008 1:35:51 PM

*faceplants into Fermat's lap*

9/23/2008 1:36:02 PM

while you're down there.

9/23/2008 1:36:26 PM

*whispers to fermat that he can have it because i finished with in it* .....

*gives ncsugirl mah apple (i don't know if there is sexual slang associated with apple but thats not the intent)*

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 1:37 PM. Reason : .]

9/23/2008 1:37:22 PM

I'm liking this popcorn trick idea

9/23/2008 1:37:53 PM

*shares some m&m's with NCSUGirl83. Instead of a black eye, offer's her a black something else*

9/23/2008 1:38:04 PM

.... thats my hand emce...

9/23/2008 1:38:51 PM

*pretends he didn't know what he was doing. slips pill in foo1's drink*

9/23/2008 1:41:39 PM

9/23/2008 1:44:09 PM

*yells SHUT THE FUCK UP your food noises are interrupting the movie*

9/23/2008 1:48:44 PM

i think the movie's over

9/23/2008 1:51:34 PM

*walks out and goes to outback steakhouse*

9/23/2008 1:53:07 PM

the credits are important to

9/23/2008 1:55:47 PM

roll 'em

9/23/2008 1:57:43 PM

Hi NCSUGirl83.

9/23/2008 2:02:30 PM

hay LickHer

9/23/2008 2:03:49 PM