And it isn't until recently that I noticed how much it is affecting my life

If I am drunk, and she gets on top... I fall asleep like... 50% of the time

Girls do not like it when you fall asleep in the middle of the act

9/26/2008 12:24:18 PM

guess you'll just have to fall asleep before the act

9/26/2008 12:25:01 PM

Just say you have a headache.

9/26/2008 12:25:29 PM

wow, yea, that is a problem.

9/26/2008 12:25:42 PM

I HAVE A SOLUTION!

Don't let her get on top.

9/26/2008 12:26:20 PM

bwahahahahahahahaha
hahaha

9/26/2008 12:27:40 PM

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"I HAVE A SOLUTION! Don't let her get on top. "

My friend said the exact same thing when I was talking to him about it

But this is a rule I only need to remember when I am DRUNK

I just don't remember "rules" when I'm drunk!

9/26/2008 12:33:13 PM

they make drugs that will fix this

9/26/2008 12:40:46 PM

I too have had sex

9/26/2008 12:42:22 PM

Quote :

"they make drugs that will fix this "

drugs that keep me up keep me down, if you know what i'm saying

9/26/2008 12:46:18 PM

solution:
don't get drunk

9/26/2008 12:59:38 PM

I think that's it

9/26/2008 1:20:39 PM

i have never in my life fallen asleep or passed out during sex. and I have had some seriously drunken sex in my lifetime

9/26/2008 1:22:47 PM

YO ILL SOLVE IT

CHECK OUT THE HOOKS WHILE MY DJ REVOLVES IT

9/26/2008 1:23:20 PM

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"CHECK OUT THE HOOKS WHILE MY DJ REVOLVES IT"

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9/26/2008 1:24:01 PM

^^,^

9/26/2008 1:25:11 PM

pretty much!

9/26/2008 1:25:52 PM

!!11

9/26/2008 1:27:17 PM

haha

hilarious

apparently that wasn't he worst thing last night - we're having a gchat conversation right now (you know how i do at work)

she had to walk halfway to the whitehouse to catch a cab at 5AM - she's pissed about that too

9/26/2008 1:33:29 PM

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"And it isn't until recently that I noticed how much it is affecting my life If I am drunk, and he gets on top... I fall asleep like... 50% of the time Gays do not like it when you fall asleep in the middle of the act"

fixed it for ya

9/26/2008 1:34:50 PM

sounds like your problem is the boring girls you fuck.

9/26/2008 1:52:56 PM

nah, it's the alcohol, they aren't boring

9/26/2008 2:01:09 PM