do they make these?

think i could pass them off as halloween candy?

9/27/2008 1:11:22 PM

are you just jealous that the west raleigh three were the first twwers to make local news

9/27/2008 1:12:04 PM

i don't think so, but you can easily make them yourself

9/27/2008 1:12:06 PM

this is a horrible idea. don't do it.

9/27/2008 1:12:31 PM

do it.

9/27/2008 1:13:03 PM

do it.

9/27/2008 1:15:12 PM

Just put razor blades in drugs in your candy, so all those warnings that parents and teachers tell small children have an actual account to exemplify said warnings.

9/27/2008 1:16:00 PM

don't judge me, just answer my questions

9/27/2008 1:20:15 PM

the only way to get away with it is to drop them into other people's candy bowls when you reach for their candy

9/27/2008 1:21:05 PM

do it.

post results here!

9/27/2008 1:21:30 PM

i think i can pull off being a trick-or-treater if i pull a Dorf

9/27/2008 1:21:40 PM

i think i might give away brownies

9/27/2008 1:23:34 PM

give away candy cigarettes. hell nowadays that probably carries a felony charge anyway


p.s someone e-mail WRAL about this thread. you know they're just aching for scare stories right about now



[Edited on September 27, 2008 at 1:26 PM. Reason : their there they're]

9/27/2008 1:24:46 PM

making little kids shit themselves violently and uncontrollably is one thing, BUT GETTING THEM HIGH?

you're a monster.

9/27/2008 1:25:16 PM

has anyone actually put razor blades in candy? we always heard the warnings but I've never heard of it actually happening. candy cigarettes are a good idea. my grandfather would always give us those and light the ends.

9/27/2008 4:53:55 PM

I think people put razor blades in candy apples or something. Not sure about candy.

9/27/2008 5:06:40 PM

http://www.amazon.com/Ex-Lax-Chocolated-Stimulant-Laxative-Strength/dp/B000FKJSVM/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1222549795&sr=8-2

They definitely make them. Although you would be a real bastard to actually do it. Some poor kid could die or have complications.

[Edited on September 27, 2008 at 5:11 PM. Reason : +]

9/27/2008 5:09:14 PM

^^ my parents used to sort through every single piece of candy before i could have any due to those razor blade myths.


and as far as i know, it's never happened

9/27/2008 5:09:25 PM

actually, scratch that, I heard that poisonings and such happen but usually the one that gives it to the kids is the parents

9/27/2008 5:10:10 PM

Oh, and it is NOT a myth that Halloween candy has been adulterated in some cases:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/mayhem/needles.asp

[Edited on September 27, 2008 at 5:14 PM. Reason : +]

9/27/2008 5:14:04 PM

I like how people who buy chocolate exlax also bought the Spy Game...

9/27/2008 5:19:45 PM

wait...

shit

9/27/2008 5:20:17 PM

i hear the couple that runs snopes are total batshit crazy new world order nutters and fabricate sources like all the time

9/27/2008 5:20:19 PM

Quote :

"I like how people who buy chocolate exlax also bought the Spy Game..."

HAHA. I missed that. They also apparently buy printer paper. (wtf)

9/27/2008 5:22:25 PM

Quote :

"I like how people who buy chocolate exlax also bought the Spy Game..."

and the scissor sharpeners

9/27/2008 5:23:28 PM

maybe they had a wild night planned

9/28/2008 7:51:49 PM

http://www.shopinprivate.com/exchoclaxin4.html



of course they have chocolate laxatives

9/28/2008 7:54:42 PM

BUT ARE THEY INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED?

9/28/2008 7:56:02 PM

should i do it?

9/28/2008 7:56:07 PM

would that make this a conspiracy?

9/28/2008 7:56:45 PM

I've thought about setting out exlax brownies (ninja-like) at work.

9/28/2008 8:25:57 PM