Get your own royal title Become a LORD, SIR, DUKE or many others for only $197 for 1 and $294 for 2
This is for anyone that wants their own ROYAL TITLE. Become:

a Lord or Lady
a Baron or Baroness
a Count or Countess
a Marquis or Marchioness
a Duke or Duchess
a Viscount or Viscountess
a Earl or Sir

It includes all the documentation to make it legal so you can change your drivers licence, passport, and credit cards to your new title.

http://www.regaltitles.com/

9/29/2008 4:00:20 PM

i need this

not to feel important

but to promote the ridiculousness of humanity

9/29/2008 4:01:15 PM

COUNTESS LK!

9/29/2008 4:01:21 PM

I want to be a Marquis

9/29/2008 4:02:44 PM

i could become the "Marquis de Mark"

TAKE THAT, WAHLBERG

9/29/2008 4:03:38 PM

That's it? They don't have a royal title like Emperor or Sultan?

Fuck those failures.

9/29/2008 4:04:17 PM

but i can be an esquire for free

[Edited on September 29, 2008 at 4:05 PM. Reason : d]

9/29/2008 4:05:04 PM

i wanna be sir joie

would they let me do that?

9/29/2008 4:05:54 PM

this is probably just a legal name change

isnt there something in the constitution about titles?

9/29/2008 4:07:21 PM

I want to be Duke E

get it
dookie

9/29/2008 4:07:31 PM

i dont get it

9/29/2008 4:08:08 PM

LOL

Quote :

" BECOME A EARL"

9/29/2008 4:08:11 PM

Quote :

"No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince or foreign State."

article 1, section 9

9/29/2008 4:09:43 PM

now thats pretty fucking funny


id rather just marry a duke


then i get to be in Debretts


of course the only single brit in line for a dukedome is in his early 20's and isnt much to look at

but hey! thats what light switches are for!!!



i kid, i kid

9/29/2008 4:10:17 PM

this website is great

Quote :

"In restaurants you'll find having a royal title will ensure you the best table reservations,"

9/29/2008 4:10:44 PM

Quote :

""I followed Stephen's advice to the letter. Seriously... any business that isn't represented by a Title is missing out on a huge and profitable opportunity. I can't say this enough: This actually works!" - Lord J. Francis"

Joie?

http://www.regaltitles.com/nobletitlesgift.htm

9/29/2008 4:14:20 PM

Lord William James of Corncobb nc

9/29/2008 4:17:21 PM

So exactly what are you paying for? The physical paper that it comes with? Cause I'd be willing to do this for half the price

9/29/2008 4:18:43 PM

I'd rather build a religion.

9/29/2008 4:20:23 PM

Baroness Blurry Face

[Edited on September 29, 2008 at 4:20 PM. Reason : l]

9/29/2008 4:20:29 PM

Quote :

"I'd rather build a religion."

You could buy "Our All Knowing Holy Lord And Master, May He Live Eternally" as a title somewhere, I'm sure.

9/29/2008 4:21:43 PM

I like that. From now on, please refer to me as such.

Also...they say they register this shit.........with whom?


Or is this the same shit like buying a 'star'?

9/29/2008 4:21:44 PM

you can't buy any stars

because i gave them all to my love

9/29/2008 4:22:24 PM

A title is useless unless people actually worship you.

9/29/2008 4:22:51 PM

^With a title like that the followers would come naturally.

9/29/2008 4:23:15 PM

Hey marko.....OH YES I CAN http://www.starregistry.com/

9/29/2008 4:24:16 PM

My followers will be known as Egoites. We shall understand that Ego is not a bad thing.

9/29/2008 4:25:53 PM

http://www.wired.com/techbiz/media/news/2001/12/49345

9/29/2008 4:31:10 PM

Hey Marko.....(I was kidding of course....and I opened up that same article) But you said you gave them all to your love...

9/29/2008 4:32:32 PM

THEY'RE ALL MINE

FLAGS ON EVERY ONE OF THEM

9/29/2008 4:33:08 PM

i wonder if multiple people have registered the same star

9/29/2008 4:34:15 PM

9/29/2008 4:35:43 PM

Quote :

". They used to marry vile noble people simply for the prestige. Baron was a title often sought even then!"

9/29/2008 4:37:31 PM

Quote :

"i wonder if multiple people have registered the same star"

Considering they aren't actually registered with anyone...I'm assuming yes....although there are a gazillion to choose from

9/29/2008 4:40:17 PM

OK...but seriously...someone find this out:

3) The documentation costs and other registration fees.

This enables the title to be researched, documented and registered in accordance with the law.

9/29/2008 4:58:05 PM