My stomach hurts.

9/30/2008 6:02:59 PM

we all die someday

9/30/2008 6:05:24 PM

^do we?

9/30/2008 6:07:43 PM

I pooped.

I feel better.

9/30/2008 6:19:23 PM

^^ JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE A METRO.

9/30/2008 6:20:00 PM

100% of people who smoke die

9/30/2008 7:02:24 PM

I HAVE AN EMERGENCY

9/30/2008 7:03:02 PM

Quote :

"do we?"

9/30/2008 7:49:17 PM

i had the worst beer farts on record today

my crop dusting routes were exhausted and i ended up just shutting my office door so no one would come in and have to deal with it

9/30/2008 7:50:26 PM