Masturbating with a magazine

9/30/2008 10:54:36 PM

-infinity/10

9/30/2008 10:54:56 PM

ZOMG SCANDALOUS

9/30/2008 10:56:19 PM

alright Nikki

9/30/2008 10:56:44 PM

i met her out at murphy's restaurant
she said she was fresh from the farm
and i remember thinkin for a country girl
she went pretty well armed
we sat there talkin by the lobster tank
i ordered her a slow gin fizz
and when them chicken fried steaks arrived
she said "i like living like this"

so i made her the queen of my doublewide trailer
with the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
times she's run off and i've got to trail her
dang her black heart and her pretty red neck

well a few nights later i run into her
with some stranger on a park bench
she said "he rebuilds engines and his name is earl.
he's the charlie daniels of the torque wrench."
i whispered "honey let's just go on home
and have some onion rings and watch tv."
as i walked her to the truck
earl was crying "don't you leave me"

i told him this is the queen of my doublewide trailer....

9/30/2008 11:19:18 PM

Oh man.

Forgot about him <3

9/30/2008 11:20:44 PM

i got me a queen for my doublewide

9/30/2008 11:21:07 PM

forgot about who? sammy kershaw?

9/30/2008 11:22:30 PM

Yeah

I've been dating a guy for 3+ years who HATES country, and the shit they put out now sucks.

So...I've not listened to much country (GS and reba) for a very long time. I've been actively trying to remember all the stuff I liked, though, so I can add it to my ipod.

9/30/2008 11:24:15 PM

Quote :

"the shit they put out now sucks"

the shit they've been putting out since the ever since the mid-90's has sucked. the blistering waves of suck, just keep getting more intense.

9/30/2008 11:26:50 PM

1) that comma was wholly unnecessary
2) mid-90s is about the cutoff for what I'm liking now (except for george strait)

9/30/2008 11:28:18 PM

vidalia could be my favorite sammy kershaw song



here's some more you've probably forgotten

little texas
clay walker
blackhawk
diamond rio
sawyer brown
david lee murphy
dwight yoakam
joe diffie
john anderson
john michael montgomery
mel mcdaniel
neal mccoy
shenandoah
tracy lawrence

9/30/2008 11:32:00 PM

Man

My mother, sister and I would croon like dying cats along with Vidalia
I was actually listening to clay walker the other night. I wish he'd come back (along with most of these)
Also have some diamond rio
I hate dwight yoakam
don't even know mel mcdaniel
have shenandoah


I didn't know sammy kershaw married lorrie morgan!

Country music will always be a sticking point between us.
Him: It's so...TWANGY! EWW!
Me: It's twangy! <3<3<3

I had to fight tooth and nail to get to listen to two george strait songs on the two week road trip: amarillo by morning, and cowboys like us

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 11:38 PM. Reason : lfj]

9/30/2008 11:35:29 PM

how can you hate "guitars, cadillacs" and "honky tonk man"?

that's just poor taste

9/30/2008 11:39:48 PM

Yeah, well...

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 11:41 PM. Reason : rldfkj]

9/30/2008 11:41:20 PM

also, "next to you, sitting next to me" reminds me of your philosophy or whatever that hygge stuff was

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 11:42 PM. Reason : bbq chicken and aluminum foil..... ]

9/30/2008 11:41:33 PM

I'm gonna steal a trailer, and then kidnap you <4

9/30/2008 11:44:56 PM

Quote :

"little texas clay walker blackhawk diamond rio sawyer brown david lee murphy dwight yoakam joe diffie john anderson john michael montgomery mel mcdaniel neal mccoy shenandoah tracy lawrence"

good stuff.

9/30/2008 11:47:30 PM

10/1/2008 12:00:27 AM

^i haven't clicked that, but i know it's "live until i die" by clay walker and i have the same old dallas cowboys hat that the guy is wearing in the video

10/1/2008 12:09:32 AM

<3

I'm listening to it over
and over
and over
and over

It's probably a good thing z isn't here. That bugs him enough when it isn't country music

10/1/2008 12:12:27 AM

i ain't first class
but i ain't white trash
i'm wild and little crazy too
some girls don't like boys like me
aww, but some girls do

10/1/2008 12:14:31 AM

I'm embarassed that I like nearly every "artist" listed in this thread.

Except George Strait. I'm not embarassed bout my love for him.

10/1/2008 2:31:02 AM

no reason to be embarrassed about Prince.

Prince is a musical genius.

10/1/2008 3:05:33 AM

He is.

He's supposedly celibate now, too.

I do my heavy reading in the grocery store.

10/1/2008 3:16:25 AM

i really like Nitty Gritty Dirt Band in addition to the ones mentioned above.

Mel McDaniel sings Baby's got her Bluejeans on --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cHaufA26B8

10/1/2008 8:38:12 AM

^and Louisiana Saturday Night



Tracy Byrd?

10/1/2008 8:46:47 AM

Neal McCoy?

Pam Tillis?

The Tractors?

Vince Gill?

[Edited on October 1, 2008 at 9:01 AM. Reason : .]

10/1/2008 9:00:07 AM

how did a thread about public pubic manipulation turn into a 90s country thread?

my contribution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QzAZ8UFCNs
(embedding disabled)

10/1/2008 9:04:37 AM

^damn, i was listening to that about 5 mins ago

good choice

[Edited on October 1, 2008 at 9:23 AM. Reason : confederate railroad]

10/1/2008 9:20:53 AM

^^ Particularly since it is a prince song.

If I was a stripper I would refuse to do stage sets to anything but his songs.

10/1/2008 11:44:46 AM

wait, "I don't call him daddy" is a Prince song?

10/1/2008 12:46:11 PM

No, Darling Nikki is.

"I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend. I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine."

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x66db9_darling-nikki-purple-rain-tour-1985_music < doing it live

10/1/2008 12:54:22 PM

now i lay me down to sleep
i pray the lord my soul to keep
if i die before i wake
feed jake
he's been a good dog
my best friend, right through it all

10/1/2008 10:22:35 PM

Quote :

"CHARLIE DANIELS OF THE TORQUE WRENCH"

10/2/2008 12:46:39 PM

Let me broaden your horizons
Teach you 'bout the finer things in life
Like some late night horseback ridin'
Sippin' on some southern homemade wine
If a little two steppin', star gazin', breathtakin', lovemakin'
Is what your dreamin' of
Then let me show you darlin' a little cowboy love

10/6/2008 9:40:36 PM

heaven was a-waitin' at the top
of jacob's ladder


quadruple post. suspend me.

10/15/2008 7:55:51 PM

with a butthook?
Sure!

(Those balls are eventually going in someone's ass. I can't wait to see the pictures/vid)

10/15/2008 7:59:11 PM

10/15/2008 8:00:11 PM

Wat?

They're just 3" and 4" balls.

10/15/2008 8:01:28 PM

not for me. no way.

10/15/2008 8:02:26 PM

Aw...come on.

It'll be fun

AND! It won't hurt!

10/15/2008 8:02:56 PM

there's a fine line between pleasure and pain and it's not in the same location of the spectrum for everyone.

[Edited on October 15, 2008 at 8:07 PM. Reason : this thread has been all kinds of places.]

10/15/2008 8:06:03 PM

10/16/2008 1:30:39 PM

well, this thread is kinda back on track

10/16/2008 10:42:19 PM

well i ain't Goldfinger and i ain't Joe Fashion
and you can't buy much with the checks i'm cashin
so people if you wonder why i'm ridin with a smile
it's cause my little baby loves me Cadillac style

10/17/2008 9:09:58 PM

10/22/2008 11:24:20 PM

Man, why can't I find a video for Confederate Railroad's Trashy Women song.

OMG. That is like my theme song.

10/22/2008 11:30:01 PM

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10/22/2008 11:47:44 PM