her junk don't smell so hot? She's a beautiful girl and the sweetest person I know, but I'll be damned if I can go down on her. It's sad because she loves giving me head and I'd like to return the favor. She's clean, showers allthefuckingtime, completely shaved, all that...just an unfortunate balance of flora I suppose.

I think I'm gonna be like "awww check out this link to kitten pictures" when it's really a link to bacterial vaginosis information.


Whatcha think? this is a sensitive matter.


I, too, have sad hex

10/10/2008 6:20:05 PM

This just means you're gay and don't like the vag. Go find a dick and be happy.

10/10/2008 6:21:24 PM

oh. oh no. that just won't do!

10/10/2008 6:22:00 PM

you don't like the natural taste of pussy eh. you're a fag thats what you are

10/10/2008 6:22:18 PM

maybe she is overwashing it

10/10/2008 6:24:07 PM

stinky vag > sweet smelling peen

10/10/2008 6:24:15 PM

you guys are heroes! i can't believe you're not on the cover of people magazine!


^^ didn't know that was possible, but whatever the cause may be the matter still needs to be addressed tactfully

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 6:25 PM. Reason : asf]

10/10/2008 6:24:40 PM

get her to change her diet

10/10/2008 6:24:41 PM

eating to much dairy.

10/10/2008 6:25:15 PM

Hey, it's cool. You're gay. A lot of people are gay. You get special center's on university campuses and shit.

10/10/2008 6:25:45 PM

how long have you been dating? maybe you should just say it.

or. maybe it just smells normal and you are confused. vaginas smell. but there's a fine line between smell and stank.

10/10/2008 6:30:37 PM

there is no real way to broach the subject in a way that won't offend.

just say it. i mean hell get a second opinion.

10/10/2008 6:31:45 PM

this thread is money

10/10/2008 6:31:52 PM

if it is that bad i would hope she'd have noticed.

10/10/2008 6:32:38 PM

in on page 1

10/10/2008 6:33:47 PM

in on page 1

10/10/2008 6:33:47 PM

DOUBLE POST!


iop1, again

10/10/2008 6:34:38 PM

in on page one and i believe there is a whole thread about smelly pussy in either the lounger or buried under all the crap that is chit chat.

10/10/2008 6:37:09 PM

I tell ya what. Let me eat that pussy, and I'll do the hard work for you.

10/10/2008 6:40:38 PM

10/10/2008 6:41:48 PM

I mean (not trying to sound like a douche or trying to boost my iCock) I've smelled worse, but most of the girls I've been with only smelled this level of bad after a long sweaty day or a couple active days without showering. This is constant.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid of a natural odor and it doesn't smell unhealthy per se, but it does make me wary of putting my face all up in it. I don't know if she realizes it and is too embarrassed to say anything about it or if she's just so used to it she doesn't notice. Been dating ~6 months or so.


Or maybe she's fully aware and is thus okay with the massively-lopsided oral ratio we've got going on

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 6:45 PM. Reason : asdfad]

10/10/2008 6:42:24 PM

my offer still stands

10/10/2008 6:42:59 PM

^

Quote :

"get a second opinion."

10/10/2008 6:43:13 PM

I don't know if this is for real but I am glad you want to help her out. This should not be so embarrassing bc it happens to a lot of women. It does not mean she is not clean either, I don't know what shithead maybe has said that it is just she has an imbalance in the normal bacteria down there.
Just let her know when you are together in a quiet place. It happens. I would want Ken to tell me that if it was unbearable to go down on me. I would be a very sad panda if he did not enjoy that experience.

DO NOT DOUCHE! IT IS TERRIBLE! IT ONLY MAKES THE SMELL WORSE! COME ON KIDS!

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 6:44 PM. Reason : overwashing]

10/10/2008 6:44:05 PM

cant you just properly wash her in the shower or something?

10/10/2008 6:45:24 PM

10/10/2008 6:46:09 PM

be careful d00d

you might hurt her feelings and she'll never let you go downtown again
which decreases the likelihood of getting blown yourself

I think you're probably overreacting though - just put a little Vapo-Rub on your upper lip and be done with it

actually, you could probably get away with something nicer like lavender oil

10/10/2008 6:48:28 PM

or just hold your breath

10/10/2008 6:49:18 PM

Take her out for oysters and wait for the setup.

10/10/2008 6:49:47 PM

come on! A stinky vagina means the vag is sick.

10/10/2008 6:50:58 PM

Yeh, if you ever say anything to her, be careful, you could ruin it completely.

One girl I dated didn't groom to well and I didn't appreciate it. I asked one night, in private, if she ever considered a different grooming style/technique "down there." The results were disastrous. She got pissed, all self-conscious about shit, and wouldn't let me visit the vah-jay-jay for a while, a long while. And no change in grooming either


My offer still stands, too.

10/10/2008 6:51:17 PM

^ that's what i'm worried about, i know how sensitive girls are to these things, i don't want to wreck her self confidence. the sex is otherwise amazing, i just miss that part of it.


i mean don't get me wrong, i still go down on her occasionally, but it's like every time you want to go out drinking you don't ALWAYS want to have to start the night by manning up with a shot of 151

10/10/2008 6:51:19 PM

Or she's a heavy smoker.

10/10/2008 6:51:33 PM

Quote :

"I tell ya what. Let me eat that pussy, and I'll do the hard work for you."

10/10/2008 6:52:41 PM

^^nope, doesn't even burn down


***URGENT MESSAGE***

THE NEXT THREE USERS TO OFFER A PINCH-HIT WILL GET A NIGHT WITH HER

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 6:54 PM. Reason : adf]

10/10/2008 6:53:34 PM

Hmmmmm. This is a medical mystery for Dr. House.

10/10/2008 6:54:08 PM

what a fag

10/10/2008 6:54:09 PM

Finger her then let her smell your finger.

10/10/2008 6:57:39 PM

if that would have worked i'd imagine it would have happened the first time i kissed her afterwards or when "finishing me off" after intercourse

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 7:02 PM. Reason : asdf]

10/10/2008 6:58:45 PM

http://www.rephresh.com/Main/Default.aspx

Douching, baths instead of showers, sex, hormonal fluctuations, and any number of other things can really upset your natural pH. Your pH is off, you can have all kinds of problems.

If you absolutely cannot find a way to tell her, go buy this stuff and use it as a lubricant during sex. It's exactly like KY, but it is specially formulated to restore vaginal pH.

I use it after sex because semen tends to throw my system out of wack and cause some general irritation, but I have read about some couples using it as an actual lubricant for sex.

10/10/2008 6:59:01 PM

yeah...shove it in her face and let her complain first.

10/10/2008 7:00:01 PM

^^you're awesome, thanks!

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 7:01 PM. Reason : wef]

10/10/2008 7:00:58 PM

And dudes, punchmonk is right. A healthy vajayjay is not smelly.

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[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 7:03 PM. Reason : ok, so i was being childish.]

10/10/2008 7:01:37 PM

Quote :

"get her to change her diet"

10/10/2008 7:01:43 PM

^^ ok, haha...but how does ONE know if HER vag is stinky? like as the primary operator and owner and probably toucher/feeler shouldn't YOU know if you have issues? yes, yes you should.

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 7:04 PM. Reason : .]

10/10/2008 7:03:19 PM

^^ *woozy* (feminine problems scare me)

10/10/2008 7:03:28 PM

Man, I have NO IDEA. My husband and his friend were both talking about how they HATED going down on her before going to class because they had to smell that skank all day.

I just have no idea. Maybe they get use to smelling it. Like if you smoke, you just get use to the smell.

[Edited on October 10, 2008 at 7:05 PM. Reason : .]

10/10/2008 7:04:13 PM

your husband and friend are gay too?

10/10/2008 7:05:04 PM

You don't have to be gay to not like the smell of yeasty, bacteria infested vajayjay.

10/10/2008 7:06:44 PM

Quote :

"BACTERIA INFESTED VAJAYJAY"

10/10/2008 7:12:49 PM