between Democrats and Republicans?

plz 2 explain

10/11/2008 2:11:08 PM

this is the best way I can explain it

10/11/2008 2:11:44 PM

I dint expect any better from you RD....thanks anyways !

10/11/2008 2:12:58 PM

^^yeah that pretty much sums it up

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 2:13 PM. Reason : carrots, see!]

10/11/2008 2:13:02 PM

Democrat:

Quote :

"I have a terrible idea!"

Republican:

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"I can make it worse!"

10/11/2008 2:13:08 PM

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"I dint expect any better from you RD....thanks anyways !"

IF YOU WANT A SERIOUS ANSWER TAKE IT TO THE FUCKING SOAP BOX

10/11/2008 2:13:52 PM

never said i expect a serious answer

10/11/2008 2:14:36 PM

Quote :

"WELL, WELL, WELL. THE POLITICAL SCENE HAS BEGUN TO HEAT UP. AND WHILE MOST OF US ARE FIRMLY INTRENCHED ON ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER, THERE ARE SOME OF YOU STILL UNDECIDED. IN FACT SOME OF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT’S A REPUBLICAN OR WHAT’S A DEMOCRAT, LEFT FROM RIGHT OR RIGHT FROM WRONG. WELL HERE’S A LITTLE MORALITY TALE TO HELP YOU FIND YOUR WAY. A YUPPIE WOMAN IN A HOT AIR BALLOON REALIZES SHE IS LOST. SHE SPOTS A FISHERMAN IN A BOAT BELOW AND LOWERS HER ALTITUDE. SHE SHOUTS TO HIM, “EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU HELP ME? I PROMISED A FRIEND I WOULD MEET HIM AN HOUR AGO, BUT I DON’T KNOW WHERE I AM.” THE MAN, ALWAYS PREPARED, CONSULTS HIS PORTABLE GPS AND REPLIES, “YOU’RE IN HOT AIR BALLOON APPROXIMATELY 30 FEET ABOVE A GROUND ELEVATION OF 2346 FEET ABOVE SEA LEVEL. YOU ARE 31 DEGREES, 14.97 MINUTES NORTH LATITUDE AND 100 DEGREES, 49.09 MINUTES WEST LONGITUDE.” THE IMPATIENT YUPPIE WOMAN ROLLS HER EYES AND SAYS, “YOU MUST BE A REPUBLICAN!” “I AM,” REPLIED THE MAN. “HOW DID YOU KNOW?” “WELL” SHE ANSWERS, HANDS FIRMLY ON HER HIPS, “EVERYTHING YOU TOLD ME IS TECHNICALLY CORRECT, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO MAKE OF YOUR INFORMATION, AND I’M STILL LOST. FRANKLY, YOU’VE NOT BEEN MUCH HELP TO ME!” THE MAN JUST SMILES AND SHAKES HIS HEAD. “AND YOU MUST BE A DEMOCRAT,” HE REPLIES. “HOW DID YOU KNOW?”, ANSWERS THE WOMAN. “WELL,” SAYS THE MAN, “IT’S QUITE OBVIOUS! YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE YOU’RE GOING. YOU’VE RISEN TO WHERE YOU’RE AT DUE ONLY TO AN EXTREMELY LARGE AMOUNT OF HOT AIR. YOU MADE A PROMISE THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO KEEP, AND YOU EXPECT ME TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM. YOU’RE IN EXACTLY THE SAME PREDICAMENT YOU WERE IN BEFORE WE EVER MET, BUT SOMEHOW, NOW, IT’S ALL MY FAULT!” IF YOU’RE LAUGHING, WELCOME TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. IF YOU’RE NOT LAUGHING, IT’S JUST ANOTHER SIGN THAT YOU’RE A DEMOCRAT! I’D SAY HAVE A NICE DAY, BUT WHY WASTE IT!"

10/11/2008 2:14:48 PM

lol

10/11/2008 2:15:42 PM

^^ahhahaha. so true

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 2:16 PM. Reason : ^e]

10/11/2008 2:16:14 PM

all right, well here's a semi-serious answer

Republicans don't seem to understand anything, period

Democrats are able to decrease national debt, understand that a woman's body is her own and that she should be allowed to make the choice of aborting her baby or not, and are more or less for saving the environment

I don't know, I don't really do politics - this is just some stuff I've noticed

10/11/2008 2:16:45 PM

MOAR PLZ

us politics n00b here

10/11/2008 2:17:09 PM

I find your analysis lacking

10/11/2008 2:17:19 PM

Republicans have bad ideas and implement them.

Democrats have good, yet unrealistic ideas so they just bitch about everything.

10/11/2008 2:17:33 PM

hahhaha

10/11/2008 2:17:57 PM

^^

i feel ya

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 2:18 PM. Reason : ^]

10/11/2008 2:18:09 PM

Republicans want to install a religious theocracy while making the poor heat their houses by burning the corpses of their uninsured dead.

Democrats want to outlaw heterosexual marriage and take 95% of the money you make so they can give every homeless person a mansion and fund mandatory abortions.

10/11/2008 2:18:17 PM

I find conservatism lacking

10/11/2008 2:18:22 PM

Democrats = nutjobs, marxists.

Republicans have better ideas yet a lot of their "values" are based off of religion making them nutjobs as well.

10/11/2008 2:19:07 PM

let's not forget the sharp decline of jobs in our country since Bush has been in office


and it's not just a fluke


but this is why I don't go into the Soap Box

10/11/2008 2:20:35 PM

Keep it Jungle (i mean hilarious) but still drive the point home sir!

I watched both presidential debates and vp debate but I still couldn't differentiate between Democrats and Republicans.

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 2:23 PM. Reason : blah]

10/11/2008 2:21:30 PM

Its safe to say this whole housing/banking/economic issue is 100% caused by democrats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MGT_cSi7Rs&feature=related

10/11/2008 2:21:42 PM

u mad?

10/11/2008 2:22:51 PM

Democrats believe its ok to kill babies, but not murderers.

Republicans on the other hand, do not.

10/11/2008 2:24:10 PM

nah. I just hate democrats. I'm not a big republican fan either but I trust them slightly more.

I wish people would stop thinking there are only 2 parties

10/11/2008 2:24:11 PM

unborn fuckin fetuses

are they really conscious of what's going on?

ONOZ I AM GOING TO DIE

fuck that shit

if you get raped, it's not fair to say you have to keep a fucking rape baby

and since there is no proof of a god, I don't think "He" is going to come smite us all for getting rid of an unwanted pregnancy

10/11/2008 2:25:47 PM

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"Republicans on the other hand, do not."

do not what? kill babies or muderers?

because RD made a point about GOD, how much influence does religion have on Democrats/Republicans?

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 2:27 PM. Reason : ..]

10/11/2008 2:25:52 PM

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"all right, well here's a semi-serious answer Republicans don't seem to understand anything, period Democrats are able to decrease national debt, understand that a woman's body is her own and that she should be allowed to make the choice of aborting her baby or not, and are more or less for saving the environment I don't know, I don't really do politics - this is just some stuff I've noticed "

Grow THE FUCK up! unreal.

10/11/2008 2:26:34 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=543775

10/11/2008 2:29:59 PM

The republicans used to be the democrats and the democrats used to be the republicans

10/11/2008 2:32:26 PM

I would like democrats a lot better if not for hippies. Man I hate hippies

10/11/2008 2:35:56 PM

^^


[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 2:36 PM. Reason : ^]

10/11/2008 2:35:56 PM

true hippies don't vote

10/11/2008 2:39:11 PM

what is a hippie?

10/11/2008 2:40:12 PM

how do I ran shit?

10/11/2008 2:40:23 PM

^are you a hippie?

10/11/2008 2:41:50 PM

what does mean.

look it up stupid

10/11/2008 2:42:27 PM

plz 2 explain the phenomenon mister

Rolly eyes because I dont want to get more confused!

10/11/2008 2:45:53 PM

Lincoln was a republican, until the great depression republicans had the view that the democrats have today. Roosevelt was a democrat, he started all of the gov based funds that created what democrats are today, when that happened all of the republicans became conservative and they swapped places. That is why I laugh people who are diehards!

10/11/2008 2:49:06 PM

Lincoln was the first NeoCon

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 2:53 PM. Reason : ]

10/11/2008 2:53:21 PM

democrats wanna hold your hand from cradle to grave

republicans want you to figure shit out on your own.

10/11/2008 2:56:30 PM

Democrats care about the middle and lower classes

Republicans don't

10/11/2008 2:57:16 PM

Quote :

"Lincoln was a republican, until the great depression republicans had the view that the democrats have today. Roosevelt was a democrat, he started all of the gov based funds that created what democrats are today, when that happened all of the republicans became conservative and they swapped places."

What type of bullshit is that. hah. I mean, I know it's chit chat, but you can't actually believe that.

10/11/2008 2:59:11 PM

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"Democrats care about the middle and lower classes Republicans don't "

If that were true, only 10% of americans would have voted republican and the polls show almost 50-50 D/R

10/11/2008 3:00:22 PM

you're not compensating for the amount of lower and middle class people who are too lazy to vote

10/11/2008 3:01:10 PM

so you mean rich folks are not lazy?

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 3:03 PM. Reason : 40% democracts being compensated sounds a lil unrealistic too]

10/11/2008 3:03:07 PM

Democrats get more involved in the people, we the people, for the people

Republicans hate government and don't believe in hand outs. They think it's better to pull out and not help. (I think that's why so many dems voted for the bail out and so many repubs did not the first go around)

10/11/2008 3:04:11 PM

Republicans start completely pointless wars

10/11/2008 3:04:42 PM

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"Democrats care about the middle and lower classes Republicans don't "

whoa. completely incorrect.

10/11/2008 3:04:47 PM

I thought democrats opposed bailout because it was helping wall street rich folks and not common peeps....so they wanted changes in the plan

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"Republicans start completely pointless wars "

so wars werent supported by democrats, you mean?

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 3:07 PM. Reason : ..]

10/11/2008 3:06:07 PM