Seriously.

10/18/2008 11:52:40 AM

happens to the best of'em

[Edited on October 18, 2008 at 11:56 AM. Reason : (first)]

10/18/2008 11:56:38 AM

1. Package cream cheese
2. ...
3. Profit?

10/18/2008 11:58:15 AM

if the moon was made of cream cheese, would you eat it it be your vagine?

10/18/2008 11:58:28 AM

cream cheese is nast, but i've never had it in vagina form.

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10/18/2008 12:00:34 PM

stop having sex with bagels?

[Edited on October 18, 2008 at 12:03 PM. Reason : ]

10/18/2008 12:03:47 PM

Have a good night, Jen?

10/18/2008 12:05:09 PM

wtf is going on here jen

10/18/2008 12:06:34 PM

Would you rather have it stay in there? I mean even when I put cream cheese inside me through the correct hole I still prefer it eventually coming out rather than saying in. I mean if it didn't I'd just have a block of rotting cream cheese in me somewhere forever, and that's just no fun. Besides, unless your vagina is refrigerated I don't reccomend trying to store dairy products in it anyways. Not kosher in any sense of the word.

10/18/2008 12:07:04 PM

10/18/2008 12:09:02 PM

Cum is not cream cheese.

10/18/2008 12:09:10 PM

at least you don't have bagels coming out.

10/18/2008 12:09:14 PM

but if she had bagels, she'd be in business

10/18/2008 12:09:47 PM

this is only partially true

10/18/2008 12:14:06 PM

sometimes i think sittin on trainz


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10/18/2008 12:14:56 PM

There are at least three post in this thread that are classic


Funny stuff

10/18/2008 12:15:31 PM

well, what flavor is it?

and is it lite cream cheese?

10/18/2008 12:34:50 PM

UGH.

10/18/2008 12:35:20 PM

Ya know what, that really is not a good thing.

10/18/2008 5:32:50 PM

Quote :

"Cum is not cream cheese. "

10/18/2008 5:35:21 PM

If it is smoked salmon cream cheese, hit me up... I will eat that shit right out of the containerVAG. I will make you rich.

10/18/2008 5:35:45 PM

well... i apparently need to change my password

OR

remember to log-out when i use other peoples computers

10/18/2008 8:27:00 PM

jen pwnt, stay home

10/18/2008 8:28:01 PM

Quote :

"well... i apparently need to change my password OR remember to log-out when i use other peoples computers"

hahahaha

10/18/2008 8:32:14 PM

Yes, logging out would have prevented this.

10/18/2008 8:51:44 PM

ill remember that next time

jerk

10/18/2008 9:06:38 PM

poor Jen

10/18/2008 9:07:07 PM

dont worry i've had to deal with much worse

10/18/2008 9:07:28 PM

I remember one time dnl let me post as him while he went to the store and his laptop died

10/18/2008 9:08:00 PM

do you put it on crackers?

10/18/2008 9:08:48 PM

i certainly found it amusing though. Had I not gotten a pm bout it Im sure i wouldn't have noticed

10/18/2008 9:09:09 PM

10/18/2008 9:09:33 PM

Quote :

"Cum is not cream cheese"

10/18/2008 9:10:39 PM

Quote :

"From : drunknloaded To : Jen Received : Saturday October 18, 2008 at 12:38 PM Subject : vagina? i didnt notice any "cream cheese" coming out of your vagina last night...should I get an STD check?"

10/18/2008 9:11:14 PM

Quote :

"Cum is not cream cheese."

10/18/2008 9:25:44 PM

10/18/2008 9:30:23 PM

you just don't say that out loud

10/18/2008 9:35:06 PM

Has anyone said, "pics or it didn't happen" yet?

10/18/2008 9:35:44 PM

reminds me of this chick I met at STATE. whenever I went in deep I'd come out and my condom would be solid white. she'd cum like glue paste. it was awesome, but weirded me out at the same time.


she had awesome tits and was really cute.

10/18/2008 9:53:18 PM

let me get in a set of them lips

10/18/2008 9:58:27 PM

haha "cum like glue paste"...that shits funny

10/18/2008 9:59:41 PM

^^^

10/18/2008 10:00:39 PM

haha. amsterdamn delivers

10/18/2008 10:01:26 PM

10/18/2008 11:27:11 PM

10/18/2008 11:42:53 PM

what flavor of cream cheese? It would be cool if you can produce different flavors!

10/18/2008 11:55:29 PM

oh is that cum

i thought it was just nasty vagina spit thats there to remind you to take your shirt off before you fuck

10/18/2008 11:58:48 PM

o god

10/19/2008 12:25:13 AM

Uhhh...I ain't never seen twat cheese that had that real smooth consistency of cream cheese. It's always more like a really soft, kinda crumbly feta.

10/19/2008 3:57:33 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RlKVVEV0yw&feature=related

10/19/2008 4:02:51 AM