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"Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex Posted: Oct. 18 7:57 p.m. THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. — Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act. The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail. "

http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/3766649/

10/19/2008 12:38:04 PM

Damn, that sucks

10/19/2008 12:54:51 PM

literally

10/19/2008 12:56:02 PM

I wonder if that guy was using a Hoover, because thyey really suck!

10/19/2008 12:59:46 PM

seriously?

10/19/2008 10:02:44 PM

^^^ahahahah

10/19/2008 10:04:16 PM

i told you not to disrupt me when im cleaning my room car

10/19/2008 10:05:44 PM

^that was such a good movie...the rest sucked imo

10/19/2008 10:06:41 PM

the statements in this thread are funny, because vacuums are known for sucking

10/19/2008 10:07:15 PM

10/19/2008 10:59:14 PM

Disturbing thought. Now I will have to wonder where the car wash vacuum has been next time I vacuum out my car.

10/19/2008 11:07:19 PM

eh.

if there's anyway you can fuck it, get fucked with it, or shove it up your ass then it's already been done.

10/19/2008 11:09:24 PM

rule 34!

10/19/2008 11:20:33 PM

10/19/2008 11:24:00 PM

Hi stud! I advise you to surrender imediately or I'll have to use a pick up line. My mother read your page and is interested in dating you. Sorry, she's not into booty calls.She's sick of the bar scene and would like to meet someone down-to-earth, not a player. She also wants to meet someone in order to share new adventures. She'd try anything once! I think you'll like her a lot. She's open-minded and good-looking. Don't believe me though, ask her for a picture.I hope you'll write back!

10/19/2008 11:25:07 PM

10/19/2008 11:45:31 PM

cuse me while i go puke

10/19/2008 11:58:37 PM