For posting links that don't quite warrant yet another thread.http://highlytrainedmonkey.blogspot.com/2008/10/mmmmm-tasty.html
10/20/2008 2:00:58 PM
how would you not know you had a plastic fork under your fat roll?nomore importantlyhow do you weigh 600 pounds?
10/20/2008 2:05:42 PM
because they're feeding something other than their appetitemental illness, most likely.
10/20/2008 2:06:36 PM
She could have easily known it was there, she probably just couldn't get to it.
10/20/2008 2:07:08 PM
yeah I knowbut have some fucking dignity and be an alcoholic or smoke rocks like the rest of us, alright?
10/20/2008 2:07:33 PM
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10/20/2008 2:14:17 PM
anyone that delivers food to her should be charged as accessory to murder
10/20/2008 2:14:22 PM
I disagree -- she is consenting, clearly
10/20/2008 2:15:14 PM
10/20/2008 2:15:19 PM
FAT BITCH
10/20/2008 2:16:47 PM
yeah, that ladys life probably sucks
10/20/2008 2:17:36 PM
I KNOW DUDE, WHAT A FAT BITCH.
10/20/2008 2:18:26 PM
you`re only allowed to say son, not dude and son
10/20/2008 2:19:35 PM
SKEW MUH SON?SKEW MUH?*AHEM* SON.**AHEM**
10/20/2008 2:20:36 PM
When my sister worked at Rex she found a half of a ham sandwich in the rolls of a fat womman. also really fat people have yeast infections usually in between thier rolls. she hated it.
10/20/2008 2:23:31 PM
yew dun gone to tha fare yit, son?
10/20/2008 2:24:06 PM
I WENT TO THE FAIR YESTERDAY SON.
10/20/2008 2:28:44 PM
Yes. With the problems that can exist where skin meets skin, I'm not surprised that they can get stuff trapped in the folds of their skin and not notice. If you have like a raging, itching, sweating, rash. . .what's one more irritation.
10/20/2008 2:28:54 PM
YEAH, WHO NOTICES SHIT LIKE FORKS AND DUCK SAUCE PACKETS STUCK IN THEIR FAT ANYWAY?IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE INTERESTING IF IT BECAME EMBEDDED THOUGH.
10/20/2008 2:29:50 PM
God damnit, I was eating.
10/20/2008 2:29:58 PM
^ IT'S NOT LIKE YOU EAT ANYTHING THAT TASTES GOOD ANYWAY SON.YOU AND YOUR GOD DAMNED CREAMY PHILLY SON. FUCK THAT SHIT. PHILLY CHICKEN SANDWICHES SHOULD NOT HAVE FUCKING CREAM IN THEM MOTHERFUCKER SON.
10/20/2008 2:31:27 PM
When I was working at a theme park one summer this fat lady sat on my hand and squashed the nerve in my pinky finger. I had no feeling in it for a few weeks. I think I actually made a thread about it here.
10/20/2008 2:33:14 PM
did you sue her?
10/20/2008 3:01:56 PM
Nah, it wasn't worth it.
10/20/2008 3:02:44 PM
she could sue me.
10/20/2008 3:02:54 PM
I've lost 25 pounds these last two months.
10/20/2008 3:10:19 PM
I wish I had a fat roll utility belt.
10/20/2008 3:31:28 PM
^^Congrats. I hopped on the scale today and realized I've lost 15 lbs recently
10/20/2008 4:11:13 PM
i thought this thread was about RD
10/20/2008 4:15:23 PM
my daughter's mother works in a hospital...she was telling me about this fat hog who ended up dying in the hospital a few years ago--apparently she and her disgusting whale of a boyfriend liked to play this game where they'd hide food in each others fat rolls. Well, an Oreo got lost in one of her rolls and eventually became infected/gangrenous/otherwise disgusting and unhealthy, and she didn't haul herself to the hospital until she was about to succomb to the infection.also, how about the shebeast from a few years ago who remained dormant on her couch for so long that her skin fused to the fabric? anyone remember that?
10/20/2008 6:49:16 PM
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10/20/2008 6:58:19 PM
i once had a cockroach crawl out of a large black man's skin folds while i was trying to start a line on himnot many things bother me, i can handle some bad shit (like people that are decapitated and whatnot)... but that almost made me puke.
10/20/2008 7:32:03 PM
Not a story, but...does anyone else get really upset when they see obese people using the little electric scooter carts at the grocery store? it really bothers me. i know that i am overweight, but it seems light needing to use motorized transportation in the grocery store should be a clue that something is wrong. i have always seen those as being there for people who are injured, handicapped (by something other than fat), or the elderly. but nothing pisses me off more than seeing a mid30s large ass riding around the grocery store in one.
10/20/2008 7:49:27 PM
^^ I call bullshit on thatno way
10/20/2008 8:02:02 PM
^^Especially a if its a woman and she has her lil fat kids to grab things off the shelf for her.
10/20/2008 11:46:02 PM
10/20/2008 11:47:07 PM
maybe it was just his friendlike wall-e
10/20/2008 11:49:37 PM
evan, do you have these issues also?
10/20/2008 11:53:41 PM
noi keep myself obsessively clean, and i don't have caverns in which cockroaches could live
10/21/2008 12:01:30 AM
This thread is hilarious.I hate overweight chicks that wear backless tops/dresses. Something about the back fat grosses me out.[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 12:13 AM. Reason : .]
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10/21/2008 1:49:02 AM
bttt
10/21/2008 11:55:17 AM
A friend of mine was taking a leak when this huge 400-pounder waddled into the men's room and picked the urinal right next to him, despite a whole wall of urinals being available. The fatty fished around for a moment to find his dick and his piss somehow sprayed all over everywhere -- probably bounced off his flab rolls.
10/21/2008 12:14:15 PM
My now-wife and I were at CiCi's a few years back and she went to the bathroom. As she came out of the stall, this massive woman waddled over to my wife with her pants pulled up, but open at the zipper. She asked my wife to help her zip up. My wife, being the far too nice human being she is, then looked down to get a gauge on the situation and saw the pants splayed open with the lady's gunt barely covered with see-through lace underwear.Somehow my wife was able to help her get her zipper up and left. She is a better person than I am.
10/21/2008 12:24:28 PM
NICE BABY DEEBU SON.[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 12:28 PM. Reason : IMAGE FAIL SON]
10/21/2008 12:25:30 PM
set em up
10/21/2008 12:27:04 PM