I'd make you a cake but I'd eat it.

10/20/2008 3:03:50 PM

hbd

is this right?

10/20/2008 3:05:17 PM

premature birthification

10/20/2008 3:06:09 PM

wow damn, i knew jeff's birthday was any day now but i didn't think it was today! i will have to verify this via phone before i participate in any birthday threads

that would make EMCE 26.. 2 weeks younger than my little brother.

emce is like my other little brother

from the same mother

10/20/2008 3:06:30 PM

It's actually tomorrow, I just don't get on often enough to be on time so I made it prematurely.

10/20/2008 3:07:09 PM

it is tomorrow

10/20/2008 3:07:33 PM

it's tomorrow, but fuck it. I'll celebrate for two days if you all want me to


thanks stephanie. you truly are a star. keep shining!

and ben, thank you. you always make me laugh on here. and by being my partner in crime so often, you make me not feel as bad about the fucked up stuff that I say!

10/20/2008 3:08:19 PM

Actuall you're one of the few serious, non-judgemental people on here.

10/20/2008 3:09:21 PM

thanks f001! I miss hanging out with you man. you and I had some good times and good laughs. I'm glad that I met you all of those years ago in archery class.



Travis, I understand if you don't want to wish me happy birthday. Hell if these people knew me as well as you do....they sure as hell wouldn't wish me a happy birthday. they would probably try to shoot me. plus, I was a week late with your b day call...

10/20/2008 3:15:28 PM

10/20/2008 3:16:04 PM

HBD

10/20/2008 3:16:22 PM

oh have i got a birthday present for you

10/20/2008 3:17:04 PM

if my mom was in labor for 2 days like 11:30 pm --> 12:30 am i'd celebrate 2 days of birth

10/20/2008 3:20:48 PM

hey, thanks Eric! I'm trying to make it up there in age so I can be old like you! j/k.

10/20/2008 3:26:16 PM

HBD EMCE

10/20/2008 3:27:02 PM

happy fuckin birthday

10/20/2008 3:34:11 PM

lol fine hbd early even though i said it this morning in another post

10/20/2008 3:34:29 PM

and thank you Casey! It's great getting birthday wishes from you! And if my present is what I think (and hope) it is, I'm going to be VERY excited (especially in my pants!).

Lauren, Thank you Ms. Sexy. I still think that you're one of the funniest and creative women that I know. You've def. been making me lololol for a few years now. My pleasure....

10/20/2008 3:35:10 PM

awe......NICEST. POST. EVAH.

10/20/2008 3:37:54 PM

awww emce is giving out like online thank you cards




jeff is one of my favorite peoples i've ever met i too am glad i got to thrust shafts into targets with you...


errr... shoot bows and arrows

10/20/2008 3:39:10 PM

for some people

10/20/2008 3:41:13 PM

hey, thanks Iggy. Some of my best memories from college and after involve you and I hanging out and raising all types of hell. Remember that time we tricked Shanthony into thinking the moon blew up?
I'll be down to visit you pretty soon. You're only about 5 hours away...

Thank you nicklepickle! I don't know where you've been the past few years, but I'm happy to have you here on TWW where I can harass you! Please, come in, sit down, and stay a while. By the way, are you single? If not, you and your boyfriend have a pretty open relationship, right?

10/20/2008 4:01:31 PM

shanthony sounds stupid

10/20/2008 4:02:21 PM

nah, she's not

10/20/2008 4:11:20 PM

Happy Birthday, Babe!!!

10/20/2008 4:28:58 PM

nice

10/20/2008 4:30:43 PM

Quote :

"Remember that time we tricked Shanthony into thinking the moon blew up? "

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10/20/2008 4:32:17 PM

Happy Birthday friend, confidant, and lover

10/20/2008 4:37:44 PM

hey, thanks crackmonkey. I must say, it feels good having a sexy woman such as yourself wish me a happy birthday. I'm still going to take you out to dinner, but this just ensured that you get desert too

and thank you DivaBaby19. You really have always been a good friend to me, and it's a pleasure to know you. I'll give you a 10/10....will post stalk again. And one day, I will seduce you so that I can see your magnificent jubblies. <3 a thousand times

10/20/2008 5:19:10 PM

do not have a happy birthday

10/20/2008 5:24:41 PM

happy (early) birthday!!!

10/20/2008 6:32:26 PM

would you like me to call you on your birthday and sing the birthday song to you?

10/20/2008 6:34:04 PM

happy bday man

remind me to call Amanda tomorrow

10/20/2008 7:17:07 PM

ya

10/20/2008 7:29:20 PM

happy early bday!

10/20/2008 7:56:46 PM

Quote :

"Actuall you're one of the few serious, non-judgemental people on here."

hahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahaahhahahahha


hbd, man.

10/20/2008 7:57:24 PM

i would show you my boobs in celebration but you have already seen them

but happy birthday anyway?

10/20/2008 7:58:20 PM

thank you Dave. I know that you don't really mean it, and that you are I are friends. I really do enjoy your commentary on this fine website. And it's been a pleasure to kick it with you!

Ashley, you're the best. I'm so happy that I've gotten the chance to know you both on and off of TWW. Man, some of the things we talk about have me laughing for days. Hopefully we can swap recipes some day! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Randy, I really appreciate the B-day wishes. Sure, if you want to give me a ring and sing happy birthday, that's fine by me. Just a warning though, I might record, and exploit you...cause that's just my style. I hope everything is well with you, my friend.

Joel...my main man. Thanks for the birthday wishes. How's it been going? You are another person that I'm proud to call a friend. I always have the best times hanging out with you. Remember that time on Granby street where that dude almost broke his neck trying to turn around and look at that girl's ass? I think I saw you on my last birthday too while we were walking to the club. We've got to get up soon man.

vonjordan3, hahaha, thanks for the video and the birthday wishes. You always know what to say. Ballers for life!


Megan.... <3. Thanks for wishing me a happy birthday. You're awesome. Absolutely love talking to you....what you have to say is always so interesting. I hope things are going well with you. I'm going to give you a call when I'm in raleigh next. Count on it.

chembob. Thanks.

Jen, thank you for the birthday wishes. And actually, no I have not seen your boobs, but I'd like to
. In fact, Regina says that you should show them to me too....and that you should come up here for a visit. If you want, you can sleep in bed with us! remember, I'm only a PM away! I'm happy that I brought you to TWW so that I could get to know you a bit better. I hope life is going well for you....we need to chat sometime!

10/20/2008 10:26:02 PM

happy birthday EMCE

10/21/2008 11:50:20 AM

Thanks Adam. You're super #1 special! I'm trying to have a good day, and it's been pretty awesome so far. I hope you're having a good one too! Happy to know you, because you bring good times wherever you go.

10/21/2008 1:46:53 PM

happy birthday jeff

10/21/2008 1:47:32 PM

happy birthday!

10/21/2008 1:51:02 PM

yeah, EMCE. get your birthday on (today)

10/21/2008 1:52:22 PM

HBD

10/21/2008 1:54:15 PM

Thanks again Bill. You truly are a star!

And thank you puppy. I'm glad you came to our message board. You are one of our greatest assets!

Fermat, I think I love you. Thank you! Even though you rarely make sense, and I fucking hate your guts, you're still my inspiration.

mdozer73, thanks for the bday wishes. I think I'm as old as you are now

10/21/2008 2:01:03 PM

if comedians are on to anything, if you're married, you're supposed to be allowed to wank off in the closet before your wife gets home and she won't scowl at you when you watch tv for like ten minutes

10/21/2008 2:18:24 PM

hbd

10/21/2008 2:19:25 PM

i decided to do a special birthday dance for you EMCE

10/21/2008 2:43:55 PM

10/21/2008 3:02:38 PM

hey, thanks Karen. I know I give you a lot of shit, but it's because I really like you. I actually thought of a funny new insult the other day for you....but I can't use it until you make another thread

I really don't know what to think about that video gunzz, but I like your back/butt dimples. they're uber sexy


Hey Sam!!1 Thanks for bday wishes. I should have known it would involve Lilo and Stitch
<3 always

10/21/2008 3:03:30 PM