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"MANITOWOC, Wis. — A 36-year-old man took revenge on his roommate after she refused to have sex with him by allegedly urinating on her dog, police said. Police said the man was arrested early Thursday morning on tentative charges of criminal damage to property and disorderly conduct related to domestic violence. According to police reports, the man was drunk when he argued with the woman. After she resisted his advances the man went to the basement where he urinated on her dog and the floor. Police said the argument continued, and when the woman's sister stood up in defense the man pushed her into a wall. He then allegedly stormed from the home and punched out a window."

10/24/2008 4:36:10 PM

GOOD, BITCH SHOULDA GOT OUT DA WAY OF HIS FORKED STREAM SON.

10/24/2008 4:37:26 PM

the urination is funny I guess

the rest of the story is pretty creepy

10/24/2008 4:38:11 PM

^

10/24/2008 4:39:23 PM

WHERE IS TWOOZLES SON?

I WANT TO GO PISS ON HER DOGS SON.

10/24/2008 4:39:50 PM

I can't believe they are going to press charges for this shit, come on. He was drunk, pissed on a dog, pushed someone, and punched a window. I mean who *hasn't* done these things when drunk.

10/24/2008 4:52:41 PM

I've shit next to a dog that just shit to prove my superiority with my larger fecal output

10/24/2008 4:53:53 PM

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"He was drunk, pissed on a dog, pushed someone, and punched a window. "

Yea, at least he didn't punch the dog, push the window and pee on someone.

10/24/2008 4:54:39 PM

he shoulda peed on her

10/24/2008 5:01:31 PM

haters wanna hate
lovers wanna love
i don't even want, none of the above
i want to piss on you

10/24/2008 5:02:27 PM

this is the remix edition
of a song about pissin'

10/24/2008 5:03:32 PM

i just think this thread is proof that nothing coming from a VAGINA is funny

10/24/2008 5:04:46 PM

hahahahahhaha

10/24/2008 5:48:40 PM

what's funny about this, let alone "AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 10/10 ROFL LMAO OMFG LOL" funny?

innocent people and animals getting hurt/abused is funny to some, i guess.

10/24/2008 5:51:51 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA This is some funny shit...SON!

10/24/2008 6:14:32 PM

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"REFUSED ROOMATE SEX"

10/24/2008 6:34:28 PM

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"URINATED ON DOG"

10/24/2008 6:35:39 PM