not a fan, but still better than the fat female ones who hate their lives and take it out on the passengers.

crazy flight announcement

11/2/2008 2:12:44 PM

homo

11/2/2008 2:18:13 PM

I laft

11/2/2008 2:21:57 PM

hahah

i had one guy practically doing stand up on the way back from vegas once. even older conservative individuals were laughing out loud and spurting drinks out their noses. wish i had recorded it.

11/2/2008 2:24:39 PM

way to bring humor to an otherwise really boring, really shitty safety message

11/2/2008 2:27:20 PM

I believe they are called stewards.

11/2/2008 2:50:54 PM

not the ones I've seen

11/2/2008 2:51:24 PM

^ lol

I'm glad that the guy got to make up his own spiel. Usually any deviation from a preset speech is frowned upon and can lead to lawsuits.

11/2/2008 2:55:11 PM

I was on a southwest flight flying into somewhere... can't remember. but it was a horrible landing, bouncing and swerving all ofer the runway. the pilot botched it up real bad.

the flight attendant came on and said "in case you haven't noticed, we landed. please stay in your seats until ..."

everybody lol'd, but im sure the pilot was pissed off.

11/2/2008 2:57:09 PM

nothing new really, the've been doing that for years

11/2/2008 3:06:45 PM