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Fumbler
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Cause I really hate public speaking and I have to do a presentation on state cost share programs tomorrow.

Public speaking is about the only thing obama's good for...

11/6/2008 12:17:44 AM

GrimReap3r
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11/6/2008 12:18:13 AM

JohnnieWalkr
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JUST IMAGINE EVERYONE IN THEIR UNDERWEAR SON, WITH OBAMA MAKING IT RAIN ON THEM

11/6/2008 12:19:26 AM

Fermat
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sweet. another three months of this bullshit

11/6/2008 12:20:39 AM

beergolftile
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obama is the MU SIGH ah

nigga

11/6/2008 12:20:50 AM

Fumbler
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Haha, tomorrow I'll be speaking about how the state gives money for shit people should do on their own.
Yeah, I'm a state employee and I hate the bureaucracy.

11/6/2008 12:21:09 AM

beergolftile
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obama is going to save my mortgage

fuck all you haters - we won nigga

11/6/2008 12:24:20 AM

BigHitSunday
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hha the best thing about that gif is jim jones with a stack of cash balanced on his head

wtf

11/6/2008 8:07:51 AM

SaabTurbo
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WHO IN THE FUCK IS MOTHERFUCKING JIM LITTLE BITCHFACE JONES?

11/6/2008 8:08:36 AM

sumfoo1
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i balance money on my noggin all the time it shows people i ain't skurred...


usually just a couple quarters though.

11/6/2008 8:09:21 AM

imphoto
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jesus. why does everyone think that obama is an amazing speaker? i dont give a fuck if you like him or not, but when you are speaking and every other word is uh or um, sorry you're not a good public speaker. that mother fucker wouldnt last a week in my public speaking class

11/6/2008 7:19:55 PM

dookiemaXXX
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Hitler was a good public speaker, and you know how that turned out, run jews, run to canada

11/6/2008 7:24:50 PM

9one9
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"jesus. why does everyone think that obama is an amazing speaker? i dont give a fuck if you like him or not, but when you are speaking and every other word is uh or um, sorry you're not a good public speaker. that mother fucker wouldnt last a week in my public speaking class"


HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

stfu college kid

11/6/2008 7:25:32 PM

aaronburro
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why would you want to be a nagger

11/6/2008 7:26:05 PM

dookiemaXXX
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ah, COM110, the key to a successful career

11/6/2008 7:26:55 PM

imphoto
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just sayin that when every other word is uh or um, then you probably arent a great speaker but damnit i forgot, hes obama. all hail him, there can be no flaw with him, right?

11/6/2008 7:38:08 PM

FykalJpn
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he just does that so the plebeians can identify with him

11/6/2008 7:40:44 PM

Fumbler
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"just sayin that when every other word is uh or um, then you probably arent a great speaker but damnit i forgot, hes obama. all hail him, there can be no flaw with him, right?"

There's a lot more to being a good speaker than the ability to keep yourself from saying "uh."

Or have you not gotten that far in COM class?

BTW my presentation went well
Bad thing is, now upper management will want to to do it more.
One thing my boss told me when I started was "don't get good at anything you don't like doing."

[Edited on November 6, 2008 at 8:09 PM. Reason : BTW, fuck obama. that's my stance.]

11/6/2008 8:08:32 PM

imphoto
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did i say there wasnt more than just that? im not saying hes a horrible speaker, just saying hes not as great as people wanna make him out to be. but this is the era of obama being a "god", i keep forgetting that.

11/6/2008 8:12:11 PM

Wolfood98
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To 'Aaron Burrow'..b/c that NiGGA is your President BITCH!

11/6/2008 11:45:28 PM

philihp
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take a shot of whiskey right before it.

11/7/2008 12:07:27 AM

imphoto
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speaking is easy. heres the steps.
1) get off of tww
2) get some pussy
3) pretend the girls in your auidence want you like the from the stepbeforehand.

11/7/2008 4:06:54 AM

mawle427
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"3) pretend the girls in your auidence want you like the from the stepbeforehand."


wat

11/7/2008 4:10:01 AM

ReceiveDeath
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lol

11/7/2008 4:10:29 AM

imphoto
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3) pretend the girls in you auidence want you, like the girls in step 2 did and you're good to go.
idk it makes sense to me, but im a wee bit drunk. but its easier for me when i am speaking and i go into knowing ppl either w3ant to be me or want to do me.

11/7/2008 4:12:01 AM

ReceiveDeath
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imphoto bwn?

11/7/2008 4:12:44 AM

mawle427
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Quote :
"wat"

11/7/2008 4:12:48 AM

imphoto
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^^

11/7/2008 4:14:09 AM

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