cnn just reported that the national bird has changed from the bald eagle to the fried chicken!

11/6/2008 9:21:09 AM

The rose garden at the White House is being turned into a watermelon patch.

11/6/2008 9:21:38 AM

been done before, wasn't funny then, still not funny.

11/6/2008 9:23:11 AM

^

11/6/2008 9:23:27 AM

the 19th century called and said your jokes sucked

11/6/2008 9:32:29 AM

YEAH THIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE SON.

NOT BECAUSE IT'S RACIST, BUT BECAUSE IT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY.

LIKE, NOT AT ALL SON.

11/6/2008 9:34:23 AM

ohhhh!! race humor!! I get it!!

11/6/2008 9:37:23 AM

BAHAHAHHAA


I'm actually laughing that you thought this was either funny cleaver or original...

+ everyone knows fried eagle is way better than chicken just hard to find.

11/6/2008 9:38:01 AM

fried bald eagle is the way to go. every president since Taft has had this as their first meal in the White House.



[Edited on November 6, 2008 at 9:42 AM. Reason : taft]

11/6/2008 9:39:15 AM

i wonder if thats a bottle of whiskey

11/6/2008 9:44:19 AM