http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

I got to 5.1 m, but without any running involved

I think once you figure out the sequence of keys to push to make him run, it should be cake. (and then you could run for as much distance as you like)

11/10/2008 6:40:50 PM

I'M STILL SCOOTING ALONG LIKE THIS SON:




JUST INCH HIM ALONG ON HIS BACK KNEE LIKE THIS SON!

11/10/2008 6:51:20 PM

hahah ^

yeah.

11/10/2008 6:55:10 PM

-0.7 meters I rule!

make that -1.7 meters bitch

[Edited on November 10, 2008 at 7:03 PM. Reason : .]

11/10/2008 7:02:27 PM

special olympians would mock my runner

11/10/2008 7:05:00 PM

^^^^ hahah

11/10/2008 7:05:31 PM

oh man 5.7 that time it almsot looked like special olympics though

11/10/2008 7:06:42 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtzjdTbTkNA&feature=related

11/10/2008 7:10:48 PM

10.5m striding like a retarded gazelle!

11/10/2008 7:21:45 PM

i got 26 m

11/10/2008 7:22:24 PM

omg i'm LOLing so hard at this game

11/10/2008 7:25:26 PM

I got 2.2 meters with a motion that resembled running. It was right thigh, then right calf and left calf, then left thigh. The left thigh (bent at the knee) could come forward and, if timed right, land flat and push off with the calf and continue the process. With all that said, I only got in about three steps

11/10/2008 7:30:14 PM

i got 14.9 meters (the saabturbo way) lol

11/10/2008 7:31:01 PM

Ahahaha...

Has me laughing so hard. I had to stop. I was giving him really bad skinned knees.

11/10/2008 7:31:34 PM

me too! i'm pretty sure i broke his neck a few times and gave him at least 2 concussions

11/10/2008 7:32:41 PM

11/10/2008 7:35:59 PM

well at least there are girls in the thread now, 8.9 meters at an actual halfway looking run

11/10/2008 7:36:57 PM

GOD DAMMIT I HIT A FUCKING HURDLE AT THE 50M MARK!!!!!

I KNOCKED IT DOWN AND I WAS DRAGGING IT WITH ME BUT IN THE END I COULDN'T HOBBLE OVER IT AND IT PWNT ME SON.

OH AND IT PLAYS THAT RUNNING MUSIC WITH THE PIANO IF YOU MANAGE TO GET HIM RUNNING (OR HOBBLING WITH HIS KNEES OFF THE GROUND) FOR A SIGNIFICANT TIME PERIOD.

HERE IT IS, IT'S ON THE TRACK TO THE RIGHT OF HIS CARCASS:

11/10/2008 7:39:46 PM

11/10/2008 7:41:04 PM

I WON BITCH.

11/10/2008 7:44:14 PM

this is hilarious

and i am very bad at this

11/10/2008 7:48:57 PM

WAIT UNTIL THAT FUCKING HURDLE AT 50M, IT PWNT MY ASS.

11/10/2008 7:49:32 PM

aha i just bicycle kicked

11/10/2008 7:53:13 PM

11m actually running like a human

11/10/2008 7:53:31 PM

Hahaha did anyone else imagine how funny it would be if the real Olympics were like that? Like if all the dudes tried to run but ended up falling backwards then jumping upside down and landing on their heads?

11/10/2008 7:54:44 PM

12.8m running normal

11/10/2008 8:03:48 PM

i got to 14.2 running like a person

11/10/2008 9:19:33 PM

anybody figured out a key combination?

11/10/2008 9:53:55 PM

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN!

11/10/2008 9:59:14 PM

This shit is soooo impossible.

I made 11.3 meters hobbling on my ankles.

11/10/2008 10:02:27 PM

start by tapping (simultaneously) WO very lightly. Wait until his body tips forward a bit.

Then alternatingly press WO PQ WO PQ WO PQ WO PQ

11/10/2008 10:04:13 PM

^Is there any dead time in between pushing things or is it basically tapping one combo or the other at all times?

11/10/2008 10:11:36 PM

for fucks sake, I'm clueless on this thing

11/10/2008 10:14:40 PM

dude i dont know i copied that shit off another site trying to look cool

11/10/2008 10:14:59 PM

^hahahahahahahah

11/10/2008 10:16:08 PM

lol well... it dont work none.

11/10/2008 10:20:53 PM

shit is impossible. but i can't stop trying!

11/10/2008 11:51:39 PM

first try

-1.6M

I FUCKING RAN BACKWARDS

11/10/2008 11:54:31 PM

fuck that shit

11/11/2008 12:46:54 AM

got to 10.1 trying the saabturbo knee scoot, and i'm retiring

11/11/2008 1:15:43 AM

i got to 23.8 but then had a hell of a time getting past 6

i think i'll go to bed

11/11/2008 1:22:48 AM

100.6m finish.

all with saabturbo's knee technique.



When the hudle came, I just kind of knocked it down in front of me and kept on pushing it for the rest of the way. It looked like he was trying to hump that fallen hurdle.

[Edited on November 11, 2008 at 2:05 AM. Reason : .]

11/11/2008 2:03:14 AM

oh dear god im laughing so hard

11/11/2008 4:13:32 AM

18.1 !

11/11/2008 4:17:41 AM

19.2m running normal my first try today Im getting the hang of it

11/11/2008 4:34:04 PM

bump

11/12/2008 9:54:28 AM

Quote :

"100.6m finish. all with saabturbo's knee technique."

AHAHAHA

I PATENTED THAT SHIT SON!

11/12/2008 9:55:28 AM

6.4 meters

11/12/2008 10:29:47 AM

QWOP

this game is fun

11/12/2008 3:45:11 PM

This is amazing

11/12/2008 5:10:17 PM