the ferocious odor of these burps will haunt me beyond the grave

11/13/2008 9:02:28 PM

WAIT TILL IT COMES OUT THE OTHER END SON.

11/13/2008 9:02:44 PM

did you save me some egg nog, sir?

11/13/2008 9:02:48 PM

nah it was approaching expiration so i had to finish it off

[Edited on November 13, 2008 at 9:03 PM. Reason : question: when out of milk, is egg nog an appropriate substitute in cereal?]

11/13/2008 9:03:29 PM

your step-dad calls his semen "nog"

11/13/2008 9:03:43 PM

how the hell is it expired already?


It's November 13th!

11/13/2008 9:04:59 PM

well the date on it was the 20th

and better safe than sorry

11/13/2008 9:05:41 PM

Quote :

"BOILED CUSTARD DIARRHEA"

11/13/2008 9:06:30 PM

A LOOSE PILE RHEE RHEE?

11/13/2008 9:10:01 PM

$.99 gas, just not from an actual gas station.

11/13/2008 9:22:45 PM

taco bell is the cheapest food you can buy that comes from an animal commonly eaten by humans

11/13/2008 9:23:42 PM

^ shouldn't that tell you something?

11/13/2008 9:24:50 PM

yes

that its fucking awesome

11/13/2008 9:25:13 PM

haha indeed

11/13/2008 9:26:22 PM