Through the grapevine I've got reports of me being a pimp.

So far,

Positive:
Guy to guy, being pimp = good

Negative:
Females don't like pimps

11/17/2008 11:45:18 AM

But you get to bang hot chicks that look like Jodie Foster.

11/17/2008 11:45:48 AM

Quote :

"Negative: Females don't like pimps"

Duh, they need to be taught otherwise.

11/17/2008 11:45:56 AM

yeah, i'm pretty sure after this weekend some of my friends think i'm a whore

11/17/2008 11:47:05 AM

pimps get hoes...what more do you need.

11/17/2008 11:47:05 AM

^^^^

JODIE FOSTER'S THONG EXPOSED???

^^^I'll work on it, but it may take a while to get them all

^I don't want hoes, hoes have STDs

11/17/2008 11:47:26 AM

ATTENTION ALL LADIES

BIG EGO IS A PIMP

BEWARE OF THIS GUY





YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED







[Edited on November 17, 2008 at 2:03 PM. Reason : LOL]

11/17/2008 2:03:16 PM

I claimed her ass while i wore 2 hats. that was a fun/drunk night

11/17/2008 2:06:10 PM

i fucked some drunk girls too. that don't make you a pimp son.

if you're gonna be a pimp, you need a pimp shirt.

not that k-mart shit.

11/17/2008 2:10:55 PM

^that != k-mart shirt. that's also not where i heard i'm getting the reputation from.

11/17/2008 2:12:36 PM

Bigego looks like my brother did when he was 14

11/17/2008 2:12:41 PM

^So tuff

11/17/2008 2:13:20 PM

Moar like Pimples, AMIRITE?

11/17/2008 2:13:54 PM

^^ Target, Old Navy, whatever.

whatever it is CountryHucklebuck != Pimp

11/17/2008 2:14:04 PM

^^more like scars, amiright?

^fit the hat, that was at one point a 40something dollar shirt (not what i paid but) and it looked good son. soo tuff

11/17/2008 2:14:20 PM

wow...that's so weird...I need to find a picture of my brother when he was 14 and post it...crazy shit

11/17/2008 2:14:46 PM

hucklebuck is a funny word

11/17/2008 2:15:13 PM

the 2 hats is how you can tell a pimp from a lay person

11/17/2008 2:16:17 PM

for some reason i thought bigego was rd

11/17/2008 2:16:25 PM

Two hats = 6 popped collars!

11/17/2008 2:17:33 PM

^seriously

^^on that note i should bump another thread if it's still around...

11/17/2008 2:17:58 PM

this is probably as close as I can get...kinda a stretch here...but if David was turned to the side with that "I'm too cool" smirk it would look exactly alike

11/17/2008 2:18:57 PM

BigEgo is anti-pimp

and any chick that fucks a scrawny pimple-faced kid wearing two hats, who looks like he fell of the hay truck... well, theres a reason we aren't seeing her face.




[Edited on November 17, 2008 at 2:20 PM. Reason : ]

11/17/2008 2:19:12 PM

^because someone took a picture of me being drunk? mr. tuff guy scars != pimplely faced.

^^definitely a stretch

11/17/2008 2:20:04 PM

did bigego get attacked by a dog?

11/17/2008 2:20:58 PM

but that picture was also when david was 13...I said you looked like him when he was 14. He did that smirk more often that year.

11/17/2008 2:21:47 PM

bigego got attacked by a plastic shovel when he was 4

11/17/2008 2:22:24 PM

BigEgo can't be more than 16, himself.

11/17/2008 2:23:02 PM

^which is why i'm in college?

11/17/2008 2:23:53 PM

I'VE BEEN ATTACKED BY A COUPLE OF DOGS SON. ONE ALMOST GOT MY BALLSACK ACTUALLY.

I MOVED WHEN IT TRIED TO BITE MY BALLS AND IT MISSED BY AN INCH OR SO AND SANK IT'S TEETH INTO MY THIGH INSTEAD.


ANOTHER TIME ONE GOT MY RIGHT ANKLE AND I HAD TO KICK IT'S HEAD TO MAKE IT STOP BUT IT HAD ALREADY SHREDDED MY ANKLE UP A BIT SON.

11/17/2008 2:24:53 PM

No, I meant in the picture. I guess you just look young, no harm in that.

11/17/2008 2:25:20 PM

when i have a clean shave i do look young. i was in a frat house that night and stuff was going on so i figured i'd look good. the two hats was because i was drunk and at some point in the night someone gave me a hat as a gift

11/17/2008 2:27:04 PM

i too have been attacked by a dog.


well actually i was drunk and was attacking my buddies Mallinois


he bit my arm and managed to pinch the skin together so hard that the skin died-through two shirts.

i no longer attack police dogs

11/17/2008 2:27:04 PM

This is my brother now at 18...you definitely don't look like him here...he doesn't do that "I'm too cool" smirk...he does the "don't fuck with me stare" but he's still a pussy, I can still beat him up.

11/17/2008 2:27:42 PM

^^ THE DOG THAT GOT MY THIGH PUT IT'S TEETH ABOUT .5-.75 INCHES DEEP IN MY LEG AND I WAS WEARING BLUE JEANS AT THE TIME SON.

11/17/2008 2:29:19 PM

^^FWIW i was doing a i'm drunk but i want to write legible stare

11/17/2008 2:30:41 PM

but did you attack it or get attacked?


i provoke that shit, DAD


NOT RUN AWAY, DAD


MAN BITES DOG


THEN MAN MAKES DOGS OWNER FILE LAWSUIT AGAINST HIMSELF, DUE TO FACT MY LAWYERS DOG BIT ME


said dog.

[Edited on November 17, 2008 at 2:40 PM. Reason : .]

11/17/2008 2:30:45 PM

fuck that

11/17/2008 2:53:31 PM