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jackleg
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the squirrels are back for the winter. im gonna eat them like survivorman

11/17/2008 2:32:24 PM

DeltaBeta
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Eddie quit eating them. He found out they're high in cholesterol.

11/17/2008 2:32:51 PM

TroopofEchos
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then you can wash and dry them before you eat them
nom nom

11/17/2008 2:33:16 PM

PrufrockNCSU
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Don't forget to take pics.

11/17/2008 2:33:40 PM

SymeGuy69
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eating squirrels in the wild cause you have to: badass

eating squirrels you caught in your laundry room cause you hate them: super redneck and a tad insane.

11/17/2008 2:33:46 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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pan fried with gravy is my favorite manner of eating squirrel

along with rabbit

11/17/2008 2:33:55 PM

jackleg
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I CAN EITHER EAT THIS LAST PIECE OF CHEESE

OR USE IT TO CATCH SOMETHING MORE SUBSTANTIAL

11/17/2008 2:34:14 PM

Arab13
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Quote :
"eating squirrels in the wild cause you have to: badass

eating squirrels you caught in your laundry room cause you hate them: super redneck and a tad insane."


at least you're watching the better of the 2 survivalist shows

11/17/2008 2:34:35 PM

jackleg
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i'll watch either of the survival shows if they're on. bear is a fraud, but he eats all sorts of nuts

11/17/2008 2:35:18 PM

DeltaBeta
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Stuff 'em and make a squirrel army like Janitor.

11/17/2008 2:36:16 PM

SaabTurbo
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^^^ BEAR IS JUST FINE TOO SON, QUIT BEING SUCH A GOD DAMNED JANITOR SON. THEIR TECHNIQUES AND IDEOLOGIES DO VARY GREATLY THOUGH.

BEAR WAS TAUGHT SURVIVAL WITH A FOCUS ON MILITARY OPERATIONS WHILE LES WAS NOT TRAINED IN SUCH A MANNER TO MY KNOWLEDGE.

11/17/2008 2:36:34 PM

SymeGuy69
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I'll still watch Man vs. Wild over Survivorman anyday.

11/17/2008 2:37:15 PM

DeltaBeta
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LES DOESN'T SPEND THE NIGHT IN A HOTEL WITH THE CAMERAS OFF, SON

11/17/2008 2:37:24 PM

SymeGuy69
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But he does suck cock in rest areas.

11/17/2008 2:39:02 PM

pilgrimshoes
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i think bear just has a fascination with drinking his own pee

11/17/2008 2:39:52 PM

DeltaBeta
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COCK IS CHOCK FULL OF NUTRIENTS TO KEEP YOU ALIVE SON

YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO SURVIVE SON

11/17/2008 2:40:06 PM

jackleg
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"i think bear just has a fascination with drinking his own pee"


ha ha i was watching it this weekend and they played the one where he stuck his dick in the snake. then pissed in it and tied it around his neck

11/17/2008 2:41:16 PM

SymeGuy69
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That's true, Pop!


^yeah with his bee-stung lion face!

[Edited on November 17, 2008 at 2:42 PM. Reason : +]

11/17/2008 2:41:35 PM

SaabTurbo
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YEAH HE GOT EVERY LAST DROP OF THAT PISS OUT OF THE SNAKE TOO.

11/17/2008 2:41:52 PM

jackleg
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snakefucker.com

11/17/2008 2:43:40 PM

DeltaBeta
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Snakefucker: The Bear Grylls Story

11/17/2008 2:44:11 PM

marko
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11/17/2008 2:44:51 PM

jackleg
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someone sent me this one, are there any other funny ones?

11/17/2008 2:46:06 PM

adam8778
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I now have ~11 squirrels in my freezer waiting on a stew. (roomie killed most of them though )

11/17/2008 2:48:09 PM

Arab13
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"BEAR IS JUST FINE TOO SON, QUIT BEING SUCH A GOD DAMNED JANITOR SON. THEIR TECHNIQUES AND IDEOLOGIES DO VARY GREATLY THOUGH.

BEAR WAS TAUGHT SURVIVAL WITH A FOCUS ON MILITARY OPERATIONS WHILE LES WAS NOT TRAINED IN SUCH A MANNER TO MY KNOWLEDGE. "


:carlface: try out some of bear's 'techniques' and tell us all how they worked out for you, or better yet go back to shoveling shit peckerwood

11/17/2008 2:49:47 PM

SaabTurbo
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I KILL THINGS BUT I DON'T EAT THEM.

I JUST THROW THE BODIES IN THE TRASH OR, IF POSSIBLE, I LEAVE THEM THERE FOR OTHER ANIMALS TO EAT SO THE CARCASS DOESN'T GO TO WASTE SON.

11/17/2008 2:50:24 PM

jackleg
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:carlface: isnt a smiley ok

11/17/2008 2:50:44 PM

gunzz
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my redneck cousin's idiot husband caught a squirrel as a pet for his son and his stepson....what
the
fuck?

11/17/2008 2:51:02 PM

Arab13
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^^but it should be, it should be!

a pet? did he get a leash for it too?

[Edited on November 17, 2008 at 2:52 PM. Reason : squirrel on a leash...]

11/17/2008 2:51:18 PM

DeltaBeta
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I doubt that a squirrel will make a great pet. A badger, maybe. Not a squirrel though.

11/17/2008 2:51:37 PM

jackleg
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badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

11/17/2008 2:52:46 PM

SaabTurbo
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":carlface: try out some of bear's 'techniques' and tell us all how they worked out for you, or better yet go back to shoveling shit peckerwood"


You do realize that a "peckerwood" is a white supremacist right?

11/17/2008 2:52:58 PM

pilgrimshoes
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mushroom mushroom

11/17/2008 2:53:40 PM

gunzz
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"a pet? did he get a leash for it too?"

they put that motherfucking thing in a cage :carlface:



[Edited on November 18, 2008 at 10:52 AM. Reason : wow.... they & thing]

11/17/2008 2:55:18 PM

Arab13
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Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake! ohhhhhhhh it's snake!

11/17/2008 2:55:28 PM

SaabTurbo
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"I doubt that a squirrel will make a great pet. A badger, maybe. Not a squirrel though."


BADGERS ARE INCREDIBLY AGGRESSIVE SON, THEY ARE NOT GOOD PETS SON.


I'M GOING TO START USING BEAR'S TECHNIQUES JUST FOR ARAB SON. I'LL STOP BY AND PISS IN HIS LITTLE JANITOR CART AND THEN MAKE HIM DRINK IT.

11/17/2008 2:58:21 PM

DeltaBeta
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I WAS JOKING ABOUT THE BADGER SON

BADGERS AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WIT SON

11/17/2008 3:03:16 PM

SaabTurbo
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WELL, I MEAN I'LL FUCK WIT A BADGER NOW SON.

BUT I WOULDN'T HAVE IT AS A PET OR ANYTHING.

11/17/2008 3:05:18 PM

Fermat
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"the one where he stuck his dick in the snake. then pissed in it and tied it around his neck"


That justmight be a step below cannibalism on the list of things you're gonna want to talk St. Peter about when you get to the Pearly Gates

11/17/2008 3:32:28 PM

jackleg
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"that put that motherfucking in a cage :carlface:"


HWHAT

11/18/2008 10:34:54 AM

gunzz
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spoda say THEY & THING

[Edited on November 18, 2008 at 10:52 AM. Reason : i was smoking something ]

11/18/2008 10:51:38 AM

TreeTwista10
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11/18/2008 10:53:15 AM

Fermat
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progress report?

11/20/2008 4:07:40 PM

jackleg
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ha

there's not a ton of floor space in there, it's just a small room off my back patio. so i couldnt build it between the dryer and the furnace intake like i wanted

i stood on a chair and set it up on one of the shelves that i built out there this summer... so its up off the floor and it very likely might collapse the shelf when it falls. i dropped the weight a couple times and nothing happened... but i still think it might end up tearing the shelf down

i'll get a picture of it later on

11/20/2008 4:10:39 PM

goFigure
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"COCK IS CHOCK FULL OF NUTRIENTS TO KEEP YOU ALIVE SON

YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO SURVIVE SON"


I chuckled at this... felt it was worth a nod

11/20/2008 5:25:16 PM

Fermat
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loving the idea

11/20/2008 5:28:51 PM

Spontaneous
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That sounds fun. Good luck!

11/20/2008 5:34:59 PM

gunzz
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"a pet? did he get a leash for it too?"


i got pictures of the squirrel today. they let the thing out of the cage and it was darting all over the place.

yeah, he jumped on me and was hanging on my sleeve freaking me out

11/27/2008 7:04:51 PM

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