the squirrels are back for the winter. im gonna eat them like survivorman
11/17/2008 2:32:24 PM
Eddie quit eating them. He found out they're high in cholesterol.
11/17/2008 2:32:51 PM
then you can wash and dry them before you eat them nom nom
11/17/2008 2:33:16 PM
Don't forget to take pics.
11/17/2008 2:33:40 PM
eating squirrels in the wild cause you have to: badasseating squirrels you caught in your laundry room cause you hate them: super redneck and a tad insane.
11/17/2008 2:33:46 PM
pan fried with gravy is my favorite manner of eating squirrelalong with rabbit
11/17/2008 2:33:55 PM
I CAN EITHER EAT THIS LAST PIECE OF CHEESE OR USE IT TO CATCH SOMETHING MORE SUBSTANTIAL
11/17/2008 2:34:14 PM
11/17/2008 2:34:35 PM
i'll watch either of the survival shows if they're on. bear is a fraud, but he eats all sorts of nuts
11/17/2008 2:35:18 PM
Stuff 'em and make a squirrel army like Janitor.
11/17/2008 2:36:16 PM
^^^ BEAR IS JUST FINE TOO SON, QUIT BEING SUCH A GOD DAMNED JANITOR SON. THEIR TECHNIQUES AND IDEOLOGIES DO VARY GREATLY THOUGH.BEAR WAS TAUGHT SURVIVAL WITH A FOCUS ON MILITARY OPERATIONS WHILE LES WAS NOT TRAINED IN SUCH A MANNER TO MY KNOWLEDGE. ]
11/17/2008 2:36:34 PM
I'll still watch Man vs. Wild over Survivorman anyday.
11/17/2008 2:37:15 PM
LES DOESN'T SPEND THE NIGHT IN A HOTEL WITH THE CAMERAS OFF, SON
11/17/2008 2:37:24 PM
But he does suck cock in rest areas.
11/17/2008 2:39:02 PM
i think bear just has a fascination with drinking his own pee
11/17/2008 2:39:52 PM
COCK IS CHOCK FULL OF NUTRIENTS TO KEEP YOU ALIVE SONYOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO SURVIVE SON
11/17/2008 2:40:06 PM
11/17/2008 2:41:16 PM
That's true, Pop!^yeah with his bee-stung lion face![Edited on November 17, 2008 at 2:42 PM. Reason : +]
11/17/2008 2:41:35 PM
YEAH HE GOT EVERY LAST DROP OF THAT PISS OUT OF THE SNAKE TOO.
11/17/2008 2:41:52 PM
snakefucker.com
11/17/2008 2:43:40 PM
Snakefucker: The Bear Grylls Story
11/17/2008 2:44:11 PM
11/17/2008 2:44:51 PM
someone sent me this one, are there any other funny ones?
11/17/2008 2:46:06 PM
I now have ~11 squirrels in my freezer waiting on a stew. (roomie killed most of them though )
11/17/2008 2:48:09 PM
11/17/2008 2:49:47 PM
I KILL THINGS BUT I DON'T EAT THEM.I JUST THROW THE BODIES IN THE TRASH OR, IF POSSIBLE, I LEAVE THEM THERE FOR OTHER ANIMALS TO EAT SO THE CARCASS DOESN'T GO TO WASTE SON.
11/17/2008 2:50:24 PM
:carlface: isnt a smiley ok
11/17/2008 2:50:44 PM
my redneck cousin's idiot husband caught a squirrel as a pet for his son and his stepson....whatthefuck?
11/17/2008 2:51:02 PM
^^but it should be, it should be! a pet? did he get a leash for it too?[Edited on November 17, 2008 at 2:52 PM. Reason : squirrel on a leash...]
11/17/2008 2:51:18 PM
I doubt that a squirrel will make a great pet. A badger, maybe. Not a squirrel though.
11/17/2008 2:51:37 PM
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
11/17/2008 2:52:46 PM
11/17/2008 2:52:58 PM
mushroom mushroom
11/17/2008 2:53:40 PM
11/17/2008 2:55:18 PM
Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake! ohhhhhhhh it's snake!
11/17/2008 2:55:28 PM
11/17/2008 2:58:21 PM
I WAS JOKING ABOUT THE BADGER SONBADGERS AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WIT SON
11/17/2008 3:03:16 PM
WELL, I MEAN I'LL FUCK WIT A BADGER NOW SON. BUT I WOULDN'T HAVE IT AS A PET OR ANYTHING.
11/17/2008 3:05:18 PM
11/17/2008 3:32:28 PM
11/18/2008 10:34:54 AM
spoda say THEY & THING[Edited on November 18, 2008 at 10:52 AM. Reason : i was smoking something ]
11/18/2008 10:51:38 AM
11/18/2008 10:53:15 AM
progress report?
11/20/2008 4:07:40 PM
hathere's not a ton of floor space in there, it's just a small room off my back patio. so i couldnt build it between the dryer and the furnace intake like i wanted i stood on a chair and set it up on one of the shelves that i built out there this summer... so its up off the floor and it very likely might collapse the shelf when it falls. i dropped the weight a couple times and nothing happened... but i still think it might end up tearing the shelf downi'll get a picture of it later on]
11/20/2008 4:10:39 PM
11/20/2008 5:25:16 PM
loving the idea
11/20/2008 5:28:51 PM
That sounds fun. Good luck!
11/20/2008 5:34:59 PM
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