for sneaking around INSIDE the jail????

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"BLOOMFIELD, Ind. — Three male and three female inmates at a southern Indiana jail face charges that they devised a way to sneak between cell blocks to help pass their time behind bars by having sex. The inmates figured out how to remove metal ceiling panels in the Greene County Jail and used the passageway more than a dozen times in September and October, according to court documents. The men - ages 44, 38 and 17 - and the women - ages 27, 26 and 21 - crawled through the ceiling after midnight, having sexual encounters and drinking homemade alcohol that was found hidden in the male cell block, a police affidavit said. One male inmate who was not charged said the female inmates would "hang-out, play cards or have sex with some of the male inmates" in their cell block, the affidavit said. The inmates were able to find a security camera "blind spot" where they could remove ceiling tiles and create a passage between the cell blocks, Sheriff Terry Pierce said Tuesday. The inmates used a shower drain as a tool to loosen security screws and the ceiling tiles were carefully replaced so they did not appear to be disturbed, Pierce said. "We could not see it," he said. The ceiling panels have since been secured, and Pierce said he was seeking funding to improve security at the jail, which was built in 1994 in the city about 25 miles southeast of Bloomington. Pierce called the inmates' activities "embarrassing" to himself and his staff. "If your facility has a flaw, if you house prisoners in it, they will show you. They will find it," he said. "We're going to have to find a way to have a better security system." Prosecutors have filed felony escape charges against the six inmates, who were awaiting trial on a variety of charges. Five of the inmates remain in the Greene County Jail, while one has been transferred to the Monroe County Jail in Bloomington. Pierce said the investigation is ongoing and other current or former jail inmates may be charged."

11/20/2008 10:30:50 AM

THEY JUST WANTED SOME QUALITY TIME SON

11/20/2008 10:32:57 AM

THEY JUST WANTED SOME QUALITY TIME SON

11/20/2008 10:42:05 AM

I guess if you're outside the cell when you're not supposed to be, that's as good as gone.

11/20/2008 11:02:59 AM

How did they find out?

Quote :

"Five of the inmates remain in the Greene County Jail, while one has been transferred to the Monroe County Jail in Bloomington."

Quote :

"One male inmate who was not charged said the female inmates would "hang-out, play cards or have sex with some of the male inmates" in their cell block, the affidavit said."

I'm guessing that guy was getting jipped in the sex0r department.

11/20/2008 11:05:07 AM

this is pretty awesome and they shouldnt be charged with anything but HAVING A GOOD TIME
haha

the people who run the jail should be charged with idiocy for letting this happen to begin with.

i wonder if they were drinking that 190%

11/20/2008 11:26:25 AM

hahaha. damn.

11/20/2008 11:28:21 AM

wait, how the fuck do you manage to pull of distilling alcohol in a jail?


did it go something like this? " ummm hey boss, can i get a hot plate, 15 feet of copper tubing, some fittings, 20lbs of sugar, ..... " etc.

how do you not know that something like that is going on?

11/20/2008 11:30:19 AM

pictures here:

http://gcdailyworld.com/story/1478472.html

11/20/2008 11:30:44 AM

If I were the judge that had to deal with this, I'd laugh this shit out of court and be pissed that they wasted my time.

11/20/2008 11:31:19 AM

All you need is a storage of potatos, a big pot and lots of tubing, as much as I remember from The Great Escape.

11/20/2008 11:31:56 AM

Quote :

"I'm guessing that guy was getting jipped in the sex0r department."

probably the 17yo, since none of the women are charged with statutory rape, or indecencies with a minor

but that is pretty awesome. i wonder what the conversation starter was like

"hey so we're in this cell over here and we're bored, i was thinking if we can make it into your cell we'd like to have sex with you to make things around here a little interesting."

"hmmmm, well, don't see why not"

11/20/2008 11:33:05 AM

While the fatty teen was all like omgbbq am I going to get some p33n???!!?!

11/20/2008 11:34:21 AM

hooch isn't distilled, retard

11/20/2008 11:35:15 AM

^^^ age of consent is 16 in indiana

11/20/2008 11:35:51 AM

^^wait, wut?

11/20/2008 11:36:36 AM

haha, not you

11/20/2008 11:38:59 AM

Moonshine is a common term for home-distilled alcohol, especially in places where this production is illegal. aka hooch

so i dunno where in the hell you're getting that from.... i doubt even more they had a fucking beer kettle in there...

[Edited on November 20, 2008 at 11:43 AM. Reason : ]

11/20/2008 11:39:40 AM

the town apparently has only 2200 people and is 98.31% White.

so i'm imagining some huge rednecks

11/20/2008 11:45:21 AM

lol true enough....

11/20/2008 11:45:39 AM

let me spell it out for you:

illicit alcohol made in prison is generally called "hooch"
hooch can be made from anything with sugar in it
distilling things tends to be difficult in prison
hooch isn't generally distilled

moron

11/20/2008 11:46:00 AM

....

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-hooch.htm

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hooch

seems like hooch means distilled liquor to me, and everybody else that speaks english

[Edited on November 20, 2008 at 11:49 AM. Reason : .... wow]

11/20/2008 11:49:26 AM

words mean different things in different contexts? seriously?

[Edited on November 20, 2008 at 11:51 AM. Reason : or perhaps prison slang isn't in the dictionary? seriously?]

11/20/2008 11:50:35 AM

fuck jj.am, i can't hotlink any more and fuck tdub because i can't add photos.

anyways, this is what i suspect the people were like.


http://pix.jj.am/gallery/d/84266-1/Trailer_South.jpg

11/20/2008 11:53:02 AM

^^now you're just reaching

^ not working...

[Edited on November 20, 2008 at 11:53 AM. Reason : s]

11/20/2008 11:53:09 AM

you're just stupid

11/20/2008 11:53:58 AM

you're just pissed you got called out on it

perhaps if you didn't lower yourself to name calling it would have been ignored

11/20/2008 11:57:36 AM

you're the one citing the fucking dictionary b/c your tiny brain can't comprehend that the word "hooch" could refer to anything not covered by merriam-webster

11/20/2008 12:00:14 PM

THE FUCKING DICTIONARY DEFINES SHIT. YOU ARE MAKING SHIT UP.

11/20/2008 12:00:51 PM

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"Homemade prison alcohol goes by the a multitude of names, including juice, jump, raisin jack, brew, chalk, buck, hooch, and pruno (a once popular ingredient was prunes, but the name now applies to any fruit-based homebrew), and the industry probably started flourishing about a week after history’s first prisoner was led to his cell."

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/11-03/11-03-jailhouse.htm

11/20/2008 12:01:26 PM

yeah that's it, it has to be.

or rather it could be unquestionable evidence that you were incorrect in your first statement. you know, aside from what random people write on their own websites, seeing as they are great sources and all...

so far i'm not seeing anything that supports your claim.... other than your inflated ego

11/20/2008 12:02:29 PM

nah, i like my tiny brain theory--let's call it TBT for short

11/20/2008 12:08:46 PM

sure thing there sport

11/20/2008 12:09:14 PM

Quote :

"When I’d fought and gagged my way through half the first pint, my stomach started rebelling. I could imagine what it was thinking: “Great God, we’re being poisoned! And, get a load of this shit, the fucker keeps sending more down! Are we committing suicide? Did I miss a fucking meeting?” To put it bluntly, classic pruno tastes like a bottle of Thunderbird filtered through a dumpster full of rotted garbage. Also, a stray dog laps it up from the alley floor and vomits it into a dirty hubcap. Did it get me drunk? A pint of pruno earned me a mild buzz. Not a “snifter of brandy on the balcony” buzz. But rather a wretched, stomach-churning, sour-mouthed buzz. The equivalent of back alley sex with a toothless crack whore. It’s sex, yes, but you feel more horrified than satisfied. I’ve never felt a great deal of sympathy for our nation’s prisoners, but I do now. "

11/20/2008 1:36:14 PM