Are the Enforcer, the Perpetrator, or indifferent ?



I'm like the Chief

Not about adhering to the dress code; I could give a fuck about that

I make sure people's outfits coordinate

Belts and shoes, shirts and ties, etc...anyone with a clashing outfit knows to steer clear of me as long as possible

because I will call them out, officially or otherwise

It's amazing how clueless some otherwise successful people are about clothing choices

11/20/2008 3:43:20 PM

That's super.

11/20/2008 3:44:18 PM

I thought it was a joke when you said you were gay

11/20/2008 3:44:23 PM

i think you mean sthuper

11/20/2008 3:44:31 PM

those people wore sweat pants to school didnt they

11/20/2008 3:44:35 PM

Seems like people here could use a tip or two about how to dress as well

11/20/2008 3:45:39 PM

I'm the scoffer.
I like to look at people, scan up and down once, and then kind of roll my eyes as I look away from them.

11/20/2008 3:45:56 PM

i could give a shit less. in the construction business i don't often meet too many people i need to impress fashionwise. I know i coordinate and that's all that matters.



as for the other 4 people in my office...khakis and a button down is pretty hard to fuck up.

11/20/2008 3:46:47 PM

I only have a black belt and dont wear nice clothes enough to get a brown one to match my shoes.

11/20/2008 3:46:57 PM

I'm the couldgiveafucker. I could give a fuck about what anything anyone around me chooses to do.

11/20/2008 3:47:26 PM

is slave famous borderline fag?

^ you could or couldn't give a fuck?

11/20/2008 3:48:16 PM

Well I think its pretty obvious that most of you are not very successful financially

11/20/2008 3:48:25 PM

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"That's super gay "

11/20/2008 3:49:33 PM

11/20/2008 3:49:34 PM

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"Well I think its pretty obvious that most of you are not very successful financially"

haha wtf are you even talking about?

11/20/2008 3:50:30 PM

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"I only have a black belt and dont wear nice clothes enough to get a brown one to match my shoes."

That's why they make reversible belts for guys, black one side, brown the other.
My gf freaked when she discovered this, wanted to know why they didn't make them for women.

11/20/2008 3:52:27 PM

there is just no place in my line of work for fancy clothes. I'd love to rock a tailored 3 piece suits and some great italian dress shoes and the like, but it just doesn't fit in this industry.

[Edited on November 20, 2008 at 3:54 PM. Reason : shoes]

11/20/2008 3:52:46 PM

Jeepins excused

As for the rest of you plebes, maybe stop shopping at Marshall's

11/20/2008 3:54:18 PM

HELLO CLIENT LOOK AT ME I LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG IN MY $1000 SUIT AND $500 SHOES WE ARE NOT PEERS YOU SHOULD BUY MY STUFF THOUGH

11/20/2008 3:54:31 PM

suit up, Jeepin4x4

11/20/2008 3:54:55 PM

1000 dollar suits are for regular days

When I'm meeting with clients, its strictly Moroccan

11/20/2008 3:55:56 PM

more like Morecawkn

11/20/2008 3:56:39 PM

haha whatever homey. I am sure you are very successful. Clients love meeting with guys in fancy clothes who drive fancy cars and just handing more money over to them.

11/20/2008 3:57:34 PM

I'm still working on the fancy car part

11/20/2008 3:58:14 PM

My wife and I just make fun of people with no fashion sense quietly amongst ourselves. The most recent example is the guy I saw at Harris Teeter wearing what were obviously women's jeans, along with a stupid-looking tweed stingy-brim fedora. At the same store was a woman wearing a nice knee-length coat with a floor-length brown skirt underneath that made her look like a 19th century cleaning lady. I don't understand what goes through these people's minds when they get dressed.

11/20/2008 3:58:56 PM

still waiting on pics of your "tie collection"

11/20/2008 3:59:28 PM

^^it is obvious they are not successful financially

11/20/2008 4:00:11 PM

Thank you ralieghboy

at least someone here is astute enough to recognize a fashion feaux pa without a snide 'omg wat r u gay" remark

11/20/2008 4:01:08 PM

^I dunno, some people pay a lot of money to look foolish.

11/20/2008 4:01:31 PM

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"feaux pa"

11/20/2008 4:01:51 PM

your pics don't follow through with your talk.

11/20/2008 4:02:14 PM

11/20/2008 4:02:39 PM

i wear what i want slash whatever is the least dirty

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

11/20/2008 4:04:08 PM

I just make sure to stay somewhere in the middle. It's easy to do in engineering, on one end of the spectrum you have a guy wearing white socks/tennis shoes/polo/khakis and on the other you have the suits. I just make sure my belt, socks, and shoes match, that's pretty much the only place you can go wrong with polo/button up and khakis.

11/20/2008 4:04:52 PM

pilgrimshoes i'm definitely gonna buy myself some Legen...wait for it



...dary italian cut suits once i'm a little more established. Barney is always pimpin hard

11/20/2008 4:05:25 PM

My own wardrobe consists mainly of Brooks Brothers shirts, sweaters, & trousers. Not terribly expensive but they make me look like I made an effort to look good in public. I only wear jeans for laborious tasks where I wouldn't want my nice pants getting messed up. Winter outerwear is my Barbour border jacket, my charcoal Ralph Lauren topcoat, or sometimes my leather A-1 flight jacket from Orvis, topped off with either a wool fedora or a driving cap.

11/20/2008 4:05:57 PM

I guess I shouldn't have expected much from TWW

a collective mass of people on 6 and 7 years plans who jack off to a thousand dollars a week

11/20/2008 4:06:14 PM

funny you say that

b/c i saw that when looking for the picture i posted

11/20/2008 4:06:21 PM

indeed....

i'm gonna get a couple nice one's soon... my old interview suit just doesn't look crisp anymore

11/20/2008 4:07:24 PM

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"That's why they make reversible belts for guys, black one side, brown the other. My gf freaked when she discovered this, wanted to know why they didn't make them for women."

Uh, they do. I have one. Wal-mart is your friend for that sort of thing, because who really needs to buy a BELT at department store prices?

Don't answer that question, it'll make me lose more faith in humanity.

11/20/2008 4:09:18 PM

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" a collective mass of people on 6 and 7 years plans who jack off to a thousand dollars a week"

haha wtf do you do again?

11/20/2008 4:09:23 PM

Slave, where do you do must of your business attire "uptown nights" shopping at?

11/20/2008 4:10:59 PM

I'm in the financial sector


^Bruce Julian is lately where I've been getting most of my stuff

[Edited on November 20, 2008 at 4:13 PM. Reason : x]

11/20/2008 4:11:05 PM

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" who really needs to buy a BELT at department store prices?"

I once thought the same thing, and even owned a belt or two from Wal-Mart, but there is definitely a difference between a Faded Glory belt and a Cole Haan belt. I can't help but chuckle when I see someone with a belt that's been stretched and warped where it goes through the back belt loop.

11/20/2008 4:15:44 PM

my last job of 3.5 years, I worked in ultra high security so no one ever saw me (and I never saw the light of day ) so I talked em into letting me wear jeans tshirts and sneakers everyday

11/20/2008 4:15:46 PM

I couldn't function in jeans and a t shirt

I'd just have such a negative sense of self worth

11/20/2008 4:17:05 PM

I'll never forget the big fat lady with her huge torpedo tits swinging around under a t-shirt with Tweety on it, her purple sweatpants doing all they could to contain her jiggling thighs as she waddled down the sidewalk.

11/20/2008 4:47:17 PM

why do all the trashy people always have Disney clothing? You may not have noticed it before but you will now.

11/20/2008 4:49:31 PM

at the office i used to work at (insurance) there were extremes. i mean it was pretty casual dress. like men could wear a regular polo shirt and khakis and nice shoes...whatev.

but then you'd have large women coming in wearing shorts--like actual shorts that you wear on the weekend to chill out or mow the lawn. but then at the opposite end you have my mom that would get mad if women wore bermuda shorts (like the black suit-ish kind), flats and a conservative top (like a sweater). i mean i get it isn't traditional but it isn't any worse than a polo shirt and khakis. but the bigger problem would be the people wearing strapless things, booty shorts, etc.

ugh office dynamics.

11/20/2008 4:51:15 PM

^^^^ because my bank accounts say otherwise

I don't need to dress up to know who I am and how much I'm worth.

[Edited on November 20, 2008 at 4:52 PM. Reason : ^]

11/20/2008 4:51:36 PM