This shit is sad/hilarious... especially the people's comments.

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

11/21/2008 4:38:18 AM

Smells like well-orchestrated trolling.

11/21/2008 4:41:51 AM

Oh I'm sure it's not really the OP, but still funny as hell. Later in the thread, they find the dude's myspace page.


http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=118833657


[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 5:05 AM. Reason : myspace]

11/21/2008 4:44:02 AM

Quote :

"Ha ha. All the dudes on the groom's side look like they are about to be sick. Not like the groom was gonna catch anything special, but c'mon. That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. Fuckin kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP."

11/21/2008 9:34:02 AM

Quote :

"That's one aerodynamic forehead."

11/21/2008 9:38:56 AM

ah sherdog, there's your problem

11/21/2008 9:40:32 AM

Quote :

"How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great."

holy fuck, this thread is funny

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 9:42 AM. Reason : lkj]

11/21/2008 9:41:48 AM

That doesn't make any sense. It says he is glad he waited for marriage - then it said he married her because they have a kid on the way.

What a retarded troll attempt

11/21/2008 9:44:29 AM

its not funny when you realize how fake it is

11/21/2008 9:46:43 AM

Quote :

"Smells like well-orchestrated trolling."

very hilarious

11/21/2008 9:48:15 AM

Quote :

"well-orchestrated "

WHAT?

It was horribly-orchestrated

He contradicted himself on PAGE 1

the shit is retarded

11/21/2008 9:49:06 AM

He married beast-zilla

11/21/2008 9:50:39 AM

Quote :

"I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God."

no no, it's the other peoples comments that are gold

11/21/2008 9:53:30 AM

i laughed

11/21/2008 9:55:12 AM

haha, may be fake but still funny

11/21/2008 10:05:21 AM

11/21/2008 10:05:53 AM

there's no reason why that should have made 46 pages.

11/21/2008 10:24:33 AM

ahahahaha tenacious

11/21/2008 10:32:23 AM

^^ only 10 post per page

11/21/2008 10:39:31 AM

Looks like KoolAid Man was a bridesmaid!!!!!

11/21/2008 10:43:14 AM

lol

made my morning

11/21/2008 10:47:31 AM

haha

on his myspace he calls someone (mom-in-law?) "mee-maw"

11/21/2008 12:02:24 PM

sherdog also had another famous thread a while back anyone remember what it was?

11/21/2008 12:04:36 PM

Quote :

"Don't you ever disrespect john candy like that.....he looks like megan fox compared to that ....uhhh....it."

LOL

11/21/2008 12:07:40 PM

That bride looks like a dude I went to school with that everyone called "Can Eater". Dude seriously ate cans for money on the bus.

11/21/2008 12:10:54 PM

11/21/2008 12:18:35 PM

i am literally crying laughing at this picture

11/21/2008 12:21:55 PM

11/21/2008 12:25:28 PM

so... I didn't get past the original post

I can't bear to read anything more about that

11/21/2008 12:25:46 PM

be glad then, it means you still have a soul

11/21/2008 12:26:33 PM

Quote :

"Dammit I knew the pregnant before marriage and losing my virginity on wedding night would get me. I was just too lazy and tired to edit."

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 12:30 PM. Reason : ]

11/21/2008 12:26:46 PM

11/21/2008 12:44:46 PM

Quote :

"Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was) and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful."

HAHAHAHA fucking golden

11/21/2008 1:06:49 PM

finally, some peeps can appreciate the hilarity of this thread and the shoulder cookie...

11/21/2008 1:11:26 PM

its funny but its clearly a setup

dude says they got married because his wife is pregnant yet she lost her virginity on her wedding night

the twinkie cake is awesome though lol

11/21/2008 2:17:49 PM

The guy looks like a cross b/w Howdy Doodie and the guy from MAD magazine.

11/21/2008 2:34:28 PM

South Carolina...

11/21/2008 5:39:02 PM

seems faked

11/21/2008 5:51:34 PM

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 6:02 PM. Reason : -]

11/21/2008 6:01:35 PM

Damn that bitch is ugly. How could anyone marry that chick it must be a really small town or some shit.

11/21/2008 9:18:11 PM

so is that guy for real or is this person faking it on this website with some crazy pictures they found??

ok after reading more i have answered my own question

atleast i look hot compared to that woman

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 9:23 PM. Reason : ]

11/21/2008 9:21:21 PM

The shoulder cookie wouldn't be as funny if it wasn't for the second cookie on the other shoulder. I bet they had fun with her at camp.

11/21/2008 11:04:40 PM

I'm pretty sure this marriage is against the Army's don't ask don't tell policy.

11/23/2008 9:40:47 PM

3/10 troll job.

He was too obvious.

11/23/2008 9:47:24 PM

^^ lol

11/24/2008 1:26:53 AM