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JohnnieWalkr
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laptop

11/21/2008 9:18:02 AM

terpball
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LOL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

11/21/2008 9:18:25 AM

JohnnieWalkr
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i was nice enough to let him on the bed in my hungover state and he started kicking this shit and trying to type on it

its no good

11/21/2008 9:21:01 AM

Snewf
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language

11/21/2008 9:58:38 AM

elkaybie
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why i leave in the morning

11/21/2008 9:59:12 AM

miska
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that leaving the house doesn't always mean that we're going to the DOG PARK

11/21/2008 9:59:49 AM

Thecycle23
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When the ball rolls under the bed and she can't reach it.

11/21/2008 10:00:08 AM

quagmire02
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^^

11/21/2008 10:01:41 AM

pilgrimshoes
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that dragging your face in the snow to eat it will inevitably end up with a throat full of leaves.

11/21/2008 10:01:42 AM

JohnnieWalkr
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on a sidenote, he does seem to be enjoying sportscenter at the moment, maybe hes been faking the other stuff

11/21/2008 10:09:23 AM

Air
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your dog sucks.

my dog definitely comprehends all of that.

what he doesnt comprehend though is that every time i cook a steak it is not for him.

11/21/2008 10:24:08 AM

puppy
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algebra.

11/21/2008 11:05:40 AM

Slave Famous
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that legs don't have vaginas

11/21/2008 11:07:48 AM

Jen
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hes not allowed to eat the geese.

11/21/2008 11:15:06 AM

slaptit
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Baxter, you know i don't speak spanish

11/21/2008 12:59:28 PM

Big Business
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Swahili

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

11/21/2008 1:02:12 PM

BigFletch
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That we live on the third floor, not the second. We have been living here since June and she stops at an apartment on the second floor every time we come up and looks at me like "OK lets go inside now". In her defense she is 15 years old.

11/21/2008 1:06:14 PM

Big Business
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thats probably where her real owner lives, the one that you ignored the wanted posters for

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

11/21/2008 1:07:18 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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bttt


tv has no flavor

11/21/2008 3:24:58 PM

traub
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hahah, even beau's never done that gg. he just likes to taste windows.

11/21/2008 3:28:06 PM

dweedle
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Not my dog, but a dog I lived with would run to the far end of the aptmnt, take off toward the front door and on the way jump onto and over the couch, and then jump up and try to bite the doorknob to get out

The IDIOT didn't know you had to turn it...

11/21/2008 3:47:21 PM

lesliek
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that she is in fact actually a dog, and not a really short furry person

she doesn't bark, and when other dogs try to play with her she looks at them like they are insane then goes the other way

11/21/2008 3:48:53 PM

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Quote :
"and she stops at an apartment on the second floor every time we come up and looks at me like "OK lets go inside now". In her defense she is 15 years old."


yep, her joints hurt.

11/21/2008 4:52:04 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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rum and coke = mine, not for pawing.

11/26/2008 11:10:11 PM

slingblade
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whining isnt going to make me stop beating him

11/26/2008 11:12:37 PM

BigEgo
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lol

11/26/2008 11:31:56 PM

simonn
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"tv has no flavor"

that made me think of one of my dogs. she goes ape shit for peanut butter, and every time you give her some she'll spend the next 10 minutes licking the kitchen cabinets.

chalk that up to things that i do not understand.

[Edited on November 26, 2008 at 11:48 PM. Reason : the thought also made me laugh really hard]

11/26/2008 11:48:23 PM

Kiwi
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the words that come outta my mouf

11/27/2008 3:09:52 AM

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