the ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

11/21/2008 10:18:02 AM

JERKSTORE

YOU

11/21/2008 10:22:52 AM

I had sex with your wife.

11/21/2008 10:27:10 AM

oh snap

11/21/2008 10:28:41 AM

REILLY: You know, George...

George looks up, expectantly.

REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

Everyone around the table laughs. Except for George, who looks triumphant. He
swallows, and uses a napkin to clean his fingers.

GEORGE: (standing) Oh yeah, Reilly? (smugly) Well, the jerk store called.
They're running outta you

REILLY: (unperturbed) What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

Reilly and everyone else laughs even more than they did before. George looks
angry and frustrated, even on the verge of tears for a second, then something
occurs to him.

GEORGE: Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.

George looks round, smiling arrogantly, expecting laughter. But there is a
deep, uncomfortable, silence. Reilly, looks stony-faced. McAdam stands and
leans over to speak in George's ear.

MCADAM: His wife is in a coma.

11/21/2008 1:23:24 PM