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BlackSheep
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I'm going to go ahead and say its everyone's favorite hobby.

During a road trip one time we were discussing how we first "discovered" it. Probably the most embarrassing revelation was that my buddy humped his pillow.

What about you?

11/21/2008 3:29:37 PM

djeternal
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You obviously still haven't discovered how to spell it

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 3:31 PM. Reason : a]

11/21/2008 3:31:11 PM

Slave Famous
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My parents had these better sex books under their dresser

I just to read them and just stare at my boner

one day for some reason I started rubbing it and ended up blasting the doorframe

11/21/2008 3:32:55 PM

quagmire02
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^^

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 3:33 PM. Reason : arrows]

11/21/2008 3:32:59 PM

punchmonk
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I used to do it to fall asleep when I was little and then sex thoughts entered the picture at about 13 or 14.

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 3:36 PM. Reason : I think it is totally natural!]

11/21/2008 3:34:03 PM

Ragged
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watched one of those late night "pick up the phone" ads and said well ima try it. i just fapped away, took about and hour to jack off. the end result was worth it , well sort of. i fapped all over my stomach and chest

11/21/2008 3:34:45 PM

BlackSheep
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I'm confused as to whats spelled wrong. I've never been much of a speller anyway though

11/21/2008 3:36:09 PM

quagmire02
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every time you touch yourself, god kills a kitten you kill cells in the spelling center of your brain

11/21/2008 3:38:03 PM

ambrosia1231
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I genuinely don't know. I've been doing for as long as I can remember.

I never had an orgasm from it until freshman year of college though - I didn't know wtf I was doing, so as soon as things started to feel good, I stopped. I felt satisfied, and thought that I'd orgasmed

11/21/2008 3:38:33 PM

BlackSheep
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ambrosia1231, i'm liking the corsets in your photo gallery. I believe that is all the material i'll need for a while :-)

11/21/2008 3:41:40 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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if you can't spell manage to spell masturbation, please gtfo


and you should brush up on your apostrophe (uhpausterfee, just in case) rules as well.

11/21/2008 3:43:06 PM

ambrosia1231
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^^this kid's head will explode when he finds boobiepie.

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 3:43 PM. Reason : ^ <3]
I'm of the opinion that if you can't spell masturbate, you shouldn't be allowed to do it.


[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 3:44 PM. Reason : lkjd]

11/21/2008 3:43:24 PM

djeternal
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TWW has made me a much better speller over the years, and that is no bullshit.

11/21/2008 3:45:27 PM

chembob
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^^on that note

http://boobiepie.com/gallery/index.php

11/21/2008 3:45:49 PM

BlackSheep
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haha, but i can spell procreate

11/21/2008 3:46:23 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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i can't help but be a dick about it


^procreation practice is better anyway

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 3:47 PM. Reason : .]

11/21/2008 3:46:51 PM

ambrosia1231
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Dicks are cool.

11/21/2008 3:47:17 PM

BlackSheep
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boobiepie seems somewhat lame. Is it local or something?

11/21/2008 3:49:11 PM

Ragged
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vaginas are ftw

11/21/2008 3:49:25 PM

BlackSheep
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My first time was with the sheath of an umbrella. I thought that was kind of normal though

11/21/2008 3:51:17 PM

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90210

11/21/2008 3:58:06 PM

raleighboy
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I'd rub it a lot when I was little, accompanied by sexual thoughts, though at the time I didn't know the mechanics of sex. I just knew that people got on top of each other and moved around, from what I'd seen on TV. I think I fantasized about my 2nd grade art teacher. I didn't start spooging until maybe age 11. I didn't have access to much porn except sex scenes from the many R-rated movies my friend would rent, so it was up to my imagination most of the time.

11/21/2008 4:01:54 PM

BlackSheep
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damn son, got all detailed there. got any pics of that 2nd grade teacher?

11/21/2008 4:02:57 PM

raleighboy
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^Ha-ha, no, I can barely remember what she looked like, except she had big frizzy '80s hair (it was 1987, after all).

11/21/2008 4:05:06 PM

TKEshultz
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VICTORIA'S SECRET CATALOG

11/21/2008 4:06:48 PM

raleighboy
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^Yeah, we didn't get that at my house. My mom got the Talbot's catalog. Would you beat off to Talbot's models?

11/21/2008 4:07:59 PM

TKEshultz
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ive resulted to sears in my younger days

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 4:13 PM. Reason : who am i kidding, 30 minutes ago]

11/21/2008 4:09:21 PM

BobbyDigital
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I was maybe 10 or 11, and i had no idea what masturbation was. After I started getting boners, i noticed that if i rubbed it, it felt good. One day, after going longer than usual, i came for the first time. I had no idea that was supposed to happen. Shocked, I looked at the goo in my hands and came to the immediate realization that what I had just invented was going to change the world and make me very rich.

11/21/2008 4:28:55 PM

skankinande
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All I know is the first few times I shot blanks and it hurt

11/21/2008 4:33:37 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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i was getting boners in preschool, no lie, got busted by the teacher for getting naked with her daughter during naptime

the daughter was down though, she would pull on my dick and whatnot (haha actually got in touch with her and beat it down a few years ago, shit was hilarious)

its these kinds of things that explain a lot about me

11/21/2008 4:50:07 PM

catalyst
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^

lol

11/21/2008 4:51:03 PM

djeternal
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^^^ the first few times I shot blanks too, but it didn't hurt. Felt really good actually. I remember the first time something actually came out it FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT!

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 4:52 PM. Reason : a]

11/21/2008 4:51:30 PM

GrimReap3r
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JohnnieWalkr is lying, I know him irl and he is the most pathetic kid you will ever see...Hell last weekend we were in greenville at this bar and he started doing the worm on the dance floor

11/21/2008 4:52:54 PM

catalyst
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called out

11/21/2008 4:53:46 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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lol kyle

k

11/21/2008 4:54:17 PM

djeternal
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what are you talking about? The worm is the shit!

11/21/2008 4:58:03 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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no worm for me, despite the call-out


i was never good at the worm

11/21/2008 4:59:40 PM

ShawnaC123
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I started doing it as a kid when my parents put me to bed when I wasn't tired. First time I remember doing it was when I was 3, but I might have been doing it before that. I didn't have an orgasm until I was 7.

11/21/2008 5:43:28 PM

BlackSheep
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wow, that's pretty damn young. I still do it now though because of I'm bored.

11/21/2008 5:49:17 PM

puppy
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I don't remember when I first did it, but I was humping pillows late at night as far back as I can remember.

11/21/2008 5:54:02 PM

wdprice3
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^lolz.

I touched my peen one day and it felt good. i kept doing it until some strange liquid came out.

11/21/2008 5:54:36 PM

dweedle
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i guess i was really young because at first it didnt yield any juice

11/21/2008 5:57:17 PM

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Quote :
"you kill cells in the spelling center of your brain"


Um

I should be completely incomprehensible (due to spelling) if this is true.

11/21/2008 6:01:26 PM

BlackSheep
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nice vix. You look so innocent though

11/21/2008 6:20:56 PM

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just kinda kept playing around til i felt some weird sensation

11/21/2008 6:21:48 PM

djeternal
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^^ hang around for a little while, she's a horndog

11/21/2008 6:28:12 PM

Doss2k
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seems like i remember newport news magazine and a young heidi klum

11/21/2008 6:40:39 PM

G.O.D
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my mom told me that I started masterbating constantly when I was two, and it was awful cause she couldn't have anyone over. On the down side I used up all my sex drive by the time I was 8.

11/21/2008 6:45:29 PM

Ragged
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no you didnt

11/21/2008 6:48:40 PM

G.O.D
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I'm waiting for viagra for wimminz to fix this shit.

11/21/2008 6:55:02 PM

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