Attn EMCE:

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Be shades Whiter in only a few treatments!

Land that perfect job! Get that girl to notice you!

See these commercials:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-9tcXpW1DE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIUQ5hbRHXk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgBevCTBTJw

11/21/2008 4:42:52 PM

When I was a kid someone told me something about how Indians really want to be white - I just dismissed it as racism.

11/21/2008 4:51:29 PM

LOL

11/21/2008 4:52:17 PM

I'm not sure I understand this thread. Personally, I've been able to land jobs, get women, etc.... without being a chalky

11/21/2008 4:57:21 PM

I use this when I play basketball so expectations are lowered

11/21/2008 4:58:19 PM

I was just jokin' man

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 4:58 PM. Reason : ^ lol]

11/21/2008 4:58:25 PM

It's racist when you put blackface on

11/21/2008 5:00:01 PM

I know, I know
I just couldn't come up with an immediate funny response....




I might use this though. I just need to think of some stuff to do while being white. Like robbing a bank. And when the police come to arrest me, I can just say "I'm sorry officer....I didn't know that I wasn't allowed to do that"

11/21/2008 5:00:28 PM

Srsly

11/21/2008 8:55:44 PM

I'd probably paint crazy shit on the free expression tunnel too...

11/21/2008 8:56:24 PM

I would like to see a before and after.

11/21/2008 9:00:04 PM

if you buy and ship me this product, I will apply it to my penis and post before/after pics

11/21/2008 9:03:05 PM

DONE

11/21/2008 10:55:01 PM