hi, im here to help a friend out. I know what you may be thinking right now but no im not looking to just get a friend laid, im here to help a friend in need. You see, chembob is a virgin and his desperate attempts to attract a girl usually ends up in them getting a restraining order. You see, I believe if he overcomes this hurdle he will become less creepy and socially awkward so that one day he may actually develop a real relationship.

so, if you are a female and want to help a friend in need just send me a pm and i'll arrange the time and place.



Sincerely,
Help Chembo get Laid LLC.

11/21/2008 6:03:45 PM

You're one to talk.

11/21/2008 6:04:48 PM

::crickets::

11/21/2008 6:04:49 PM

Prufrock.. why dont you get back to putting that bag over vix .

thx


and yes.. I too have had sex

11/21/2008 6:06:59 PM

i'd probably bet $10 that nc86 is a virgin also

11/21/2008 6:07:40 PM

11/21/2008 6:11:15 PM

Heh.

11/21/2008 6:18:58 PM

Quote :

"Prufrock.. why dont you get back to putting that bag over vix . "

awww snap son!

11/21/2008 6:20:56 PM

the funniest thing about this is he calls himself a friend of mine

11/21/2008 6:49:07 PM

no luck, eh, Favio?

11/22/2008 1:07:38 PM

sorry... your reputation precedes you

11/22/2008 1:09:29 PM

11/22/2008 1:10:54 PM

next time, lighten up on the desperation

11/22/2008 1:12:53 PM

funny, i'm not the one sounding desperate in this thread

btw, i hear you are astoundingly socially inept and weasaly in real life.

[Edited on November 22, 2008 at 1:14 PM. Reason : money can't buy friends, Favio]

11/22/2008 1:14:33 PM

hahahahahaha

right..





and dude, why do you always bring up money ? Are you that butthurt about others having more money than you ?

[Edited on November 22, 2008 at 1:18 PM. Reason : x]

11/22/2008 1:17:15 PM

why thank you, i am right.

[Edited on November 22, 2008 at 1:20 PM. Reason : no, just pointing out the source of your high horse thinking]

11/22/2008 1:18:33 PM

fucking pathetic. i am sooo glad i'm not friends with most of you. sooooooooo glad.

11/22/2008 1:18:47 PM

lol, you think i'd want to be friends with this clown?

11/22/2008 1:19:44 PM

hey chembo.. this isnt elementary school where you can just call the other person the same thing.


and really man, id list the pm's again but I dont want to further hurt you... cause you know, you really are a sad individual

11/22/2008 1:19:54 PM

Quote :

"You're one to talk."

11/22/2008 1:19:57 PM

11/22/2008 1:20:10 PM

Quote :

"and really man, id list the pm's again but I dont want to further hurt you... cause you know, you really are a sad individual"

Post them

not just copy and paste the words

take print screens and post them.

11/22/2008 1:21:13 PM

Quote :

"hahahah evanNC86 vs. chembob its like if I farted on my own pile of shit"

[Edited on November 22, 2008 at 1:23 PM. Reason : d]

11/22/2008 1:22:37 PM

i have to say that gives me a chuckle.

11/22/2008 1:23:13 PM

Quote :

" From : chembob To : NC86 Received : Wednesday May 21, 2008 at 7:03 PM Subject : just to let you know posting people's dirty laundry is pretty fucking low."

this is all i'll post because you know whats up and I really dont have to say anything more because the majority of people you've met on here will agree with me in that you are a very sad and pathetic individual

11/22/2008 1:24:51 PM

i said take a print screen, chucklefuck.

also, dnl, you still have to make good on your promise in this thread:

message_topic.aspx?topic=549132

11/22/2008 1:26:08 PM

^^Nevermind people's opinion of chembob, but you are pathetic for even making this thread.

11/22/2008 1:28:32 PM

cry me a river

11/22/2008 1:29:49 PM

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11/22/2008 1:31:11 PM

youre so fucking lame its funny

11/22/2008 1:31:47 PM

should i make good on my promise and post a pic of the screenshots?

11/22/2008 1:33:42 PM

yea

i want to see pictures of your PMs.

11/22/2008 1:34:22 PM

11/22/2008 1:36:41 PM

hahahahaha.. chembo pwnt

11/22/2008 1:38:40 PM

I was what? physically hurt me what?

and what about the ones you sent? context, brah.

11/22/2008 1:38:42 PM

[Edited on November 22, 2008 at 1:39 PM. Reason : d]

11/22/2008 1:39:06 PM

from : dnl
to: dnl


lol

11/22/2008 1:39:24 PM

From : drunknloaded
To : ******************
Received : Monday November 17, 2008 at 11:51 PM
Subject : Re:
abused her mentally or physically? doesnt strike me as a physical abuser(being in the marines where he is supposed to be all "honorable" and shit)

gg on pissing him off...he is such a douche

From : drunknloaded
To : ****************
Received : Monday November 17, 2008 at 11:59 PM
Subject : Re:
holy shit man

i cant even begin to reply to that

plus your net might die

have a good night

i believe i'm about to go to bed as well

11/22/2008 1:41:04 PM

Not good enough, dnl.

This is nowhere near a smoking gun.

11/22/2008 1:41:34 PM

aha you are unbelievable

11/22/2008 1:41:49 PM

i don't make the fucking rules

if you couldn't testify in court about it, don't fucking make shit up.

11/22/2008 1:42:43 PM

This is chembo obsessing over some random girl he doesnt even know who made up an excuse to not go out with him because he creeped her out

Quote :

" From : chembob To : NC86 Received : Sunday November 4, 2007 at 10:22 PM Subject : i'm not being emo it's a fucking bitch who says she can't go out with me next saturday because she knows she'll be shitfaced."

Quote :

" From : chembob To : NC86 Received : Sunday November 4, 2007 at 11:50 PM Subject : Re: i'm not being emo it's ok. i'd just appreciate it if the occasional girl was more up front about it. or say one thing and stick with it."

Quote :

" From : chembob To : NC86 Received : Sunday November 4, 2007 at 11:54 PM Subject : Re: i'm not being emo It's just that she said she had a good time last night. And she said she wanted to do dinner sometime. She's very busy during the week, so the weekend it has to be. Until after thanksgiving, the only time she can go out is after the game saturday. Now she already knows she's going to be too drunk/passed out afterwards. Not that she can do anything about it. That's just cheap, amirite?"

Quote :

" From : chembob To : NC86 Received : Monday November 5, 2007 at 12:05 AM Subject : Re: i'm not being emo oh, i'm not waiting around anymore. kind of decided that before you replied to my original message. the thing is, what i would like, is someone to have waiting when i ship out come this summer. that's really all i want."

11/22/2008 1:42:53 PM

There are like a million women who will sleep with chembob and probably several thousand men.

11/22/2008 1:44:02 PM

obsessing? hardly.

That's about TenaciousC, not some random girl. plus, you don't know the whole story, Favio.

[Edited on November 22, 2008 at 1:44 PM. Reason : ^ ~?]

11/22/2008 1:44:10 PM

Quote :

"don't fucking make shit up"

haha...wtf

11/22/2008 1:44:33 PM

HAHAHAHAHHHA

x 2

11/22/2008 1:45:05 PM

laugh on, old man, laugh on.

11/22/2008 1:45:38 PM

help chembo get laid...


prevent these emotionally damaging pm's from happening again

[Edited on November 22, 2008 at 1:47 PM. Reason : x]

11/22/2008 1:46:34 PM

god this whole ordeal is retarded, yall should just meet up and fight it out irl

[Edited on November 22, 2008 at 1:47 PM. Reason : t]

11/22/2008 1:46:44 PM

set em up

11/22/2008 1:47:03 PM