last night. It was reaching from under the bed. Should I just ignore it and it will be OK?

TWW


HALP


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11/21/2008 9:38:24 PM

1st

11/21/2008 9:38:43 PM

I find your message pleasantly agreeable and would care to subscibe to your newsletter.

11/21/2008 9:39:59 PM

thats awesome

i always jump in my bed real fast because I'm scared theres a monster down there who's going to cut my achillies

11/21/2008 9:41:00 PM

That monster's name is Gage.

11/21/2008 9:42:22 PM

last time that happened to me, I woke up with the clap

11/21/2008 9:43:18 PM

Haha.

11/21/2008 9:43:49 PM

sometimes a sheet wrinkle will graze over my leg or something and i will jump out of bed with haste and turn on a light looking for a spider

11/21/2008 9:44:21 PM

"I wanna play with yyyeewwwwww daddy"

11/21/2008 9:44:51 PM

Dude, but seriously I was frozen stiff under my covers, eyeballs wide-open, and I just felt like jumping but I couldn't.

11/21/2008 9:48:39 PM

no really....


I honestly have been awoken my someone jacking me off. It was a TWWer that came over to visit. We got kind of drunk, I went to bed, blah blah blah. I remember going to sleep and saying "I'm trying to go to sleep, leave me alone" when she was jacking me off. I woke up later and she was riding me.....no condom.......

I threw her on the goddamned floor, and went and got tested the next day.



I hate that bitch. She raped me

11/21/2008 9:51:36 PM

i said i was sorry

11/21/2008 9:52:26 PM

I would have sued her ass for the test fee.

11/21/2008 9:52:26 PM

I didn't really get an STD though. That part was a joke.

But I still feel as if I have been raped.



btw, I would totally lick NCJockGirl's clammy parts

11/21/2008 9:55:07 PM

Memories.....





[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 9:57 PM. Reason : d]

11/21/2008 9:56:45 PM

someone pop that thing on his face

11/21/2008 9:57:30 PM

For those that forgot.

http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/1996808/

11/21/2008 9:58:45 PM

Now I can see why he is gay.

11/21/2008 9:59:53 PM

11/21/2008 10:02:19 PM

Haha that a little as turtle.

11/21/2008 10:02:53 PM

this reminds me of something that happened to me recently

i passed out drunk in my bed early in the evening, in p.j. pants and a t-shirt

i had a dream about driving down some of the roads near my house, and specificially remember in the dream thinking "why'd i take this road, it's known for check points and speed traps"

the next morning i woke up sleeping on my floor full clothed.

i kinda think i might have sleep drove.

i have a history of sleep walking/talking/hugging

11/21/2008 10:04:52 PM

Damn that crazy if its true. Why don't you hide you keys from yourself at night?

11/21/2008 10:07:07 PM

^^ambien?

11/21/2008 10:07:39 PM

i've taken ambien once in my life and swore i'd never do it again.

11/21/2008 10:08:38 PM

If you have sleeping problems, drink three 40's of beer right before you go to bed. You shouldn't wake up from that.

11/21/2008 10:10:06 PM

yeah, you`ll just piss yourself in your sleep

11/21/2008 10:38:54 PM