in front of my apt. and i was one of the first people there so i let her use my phone to call her parents or whatever. she was pretty trashed people said they saw her going like 90 and her car is just like in flipped over in the road, but i called the number that was in my phone last and it was someone's voice mail that was like "don't play in traffic you might get hurt, and you can take my word for it, i have a prosthetic leg" or something so now i'm in like fucking twilight zone mode over here.


i'll try to get cell phone pics without looking too sketchy

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11/23/2008 2:06:49 AM

bitches can't drive, this is proof

11/23/2008 2:13:08 AM

but yeah i'm not going to walk over there again lol. not going to post that # if that was in fact her mom i don't want a bunch of tdubbers all up on her phone

this shit will probably be in the news, and remember you heard it here first.



was on like trailwood & u suites/uwoods crossing

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[Edited on November 23, 2008 at 2:16 AM. Reason : I'm Big Business and i approved this edit.]

11/23/2008 2:16:20 AM

u shouldnt tell people where you live near

11/23/2008 2:17:23 AM

wuz she azn?

11/23/2008 2:22:12 AM

I just went by there

what kind of car? color?

11/23/2008 2:22:54 AM

Quote :

"bitchesdrunk drivers can't drive, this is proof "

11/23/2008 2:25:58 AM

Jetta in front of U Woods?

11/23/2008 2:26:10 AM

Hell out on the highway?

11/23/2008 2:53:41 AM

^^ yeah white jetta.

i did not SEE her get out/drive of the car, but when my roommate got there she was the only one in there and it was upside down so he and 2 guys (who happened to be tow truck drivers) opened the door to let her out. she was like completely fine, considering she was going 90 and flipped her car onto the sidewalk. She was completely smashed, she claimed she wasn't driving, took my phone walked into the woods and sat in the cold ass grass/pine needles with just like a skirt on. shit was bananas. if i've ever seen someone who should've never been in a car (or ever even have seen a car) tonight was the night.

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[Edited on November 23, 2008 at 3:19 AM. Reason : I'm Big Business and i approved this edit.]

[Edited on November 23, 2008 at 3:20 AM. Reason : ^^^^^^^ish dnl i live across the street from your alias]

11/23/2008 3:17:06 AM

have you spotted fareako yet lololololol

11/23/2008 3:23:55 AM

what? i was temporarily in a band with him (1 practice) and will probably be starting a band if i get off my lazy behind

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11/23/2008 3:24:38 AM

lol its an inside joke between me and my alias =)

11/23/2008 3:26:08 AM

well despite people pming me (on walls1441 a few times) wondering if i'm your alias, i am not. so let me in on this peice

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11/23/2008 3:27:14 AM

was this on trailwood, i live in uwoods and haven't really heard shit outside.

11/23/2008 3:31:25 AM

it was inbetween the entrance to u suites and u woods that were on the same side. that wooded area in front of u suites

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11/23/2008 3:32:30 AM

Was she hot?

11/23/2008 3:53:58 AM

she was like 7.7/10 irl scale. 8.9/10 tww scale

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11/23/2008 3:55:03 AM

i wonder what you'd rate my alias

11/23/2008 3:56:29 AM

idk it doesn't make sense logically, but the scales differ chick to chick and i haven't seen her irl so i can't really say

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11/23/2008 3:58:22 AM

damn, seems like everyone on TWW is in a band now

who goes to the shows if everyone is performing

11/23/2008 3:58:34 AM

dnl isn't on a band. so that counts for all his aliases

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11/23/2008 3:59:00 AM

just think how boring tww would be if i DIDNT post under numerous names

11/23/2008 4:00:40 AM

silent.

i think we are all dnl to some degree

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11/23/2008 4:09:12 AM

I'ma come stroll your ass now that I know youse a motherfucking neighbor.

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11/23/2008 4:32:26 AM

GO BACK TO TEH STORY, STOP DERAILING AN EPIC THREAD

11/23/2008 4:59:51 AM

Please tell me this crazy bitch got arrested.

11/23/2008 9:14:04 AM

where's the pics?

11/23/2008 9:14:28 AM

Quote :

"PIC POSTING FAILURE"

11/23/2008 10:23:37 AM

yeah she got arrested it was pretty sad. she claimed she wasn't driving and tried to walk away from the cops for like 15 minutes then resisted arrest.

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11/23/2008 11:33:13 AM

The pictures are fucking amazing

11/23/2008 1:03:49 PM

Shit if I was her I would have ran like hell, laid low for a week. Then turned myself in with lawyer in tote, and refused to answer questions.

11/23/2008 1:17:33 PM

Fucking party girls.

11/23/2008 1:18:20 PM

Fuckin skanks.

11/23/2008 1:18:49 PM

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

11/23/2008 1:22:10 PM

Fuckin skanks

11/23/2008 1:28:49 PM

Fuckin skanks

11/23/2008 1:30:58 PM

I fuckin' shower in that shit.

11/23/2008 1:32:01 PM

NOT NOW CHIEF, IM IN THE FUCKIN ZONE

11/23/2008 1:37:47 PM

^

Quote :

"she claimed she wasn't driving and tried to walk away from the cops for like 15 minutes then resisted arrest."

NOT NOW CHIEF, IM IN THE FUCKIN ZONE

11/23/2008 1:38:32 PM

Quote :

"try to get cell phone pics without looking too sketchy "

vag

I do this all the time on Kaplan, just walk down there, stand to the side, and start taking pics. Who cares how it looks, its a public street, and unless the people look like they will shoot you nothing to worry about.

11/23/2008 1:41:32 PM

foreclosed homes....on Kaplan

I bet you could make a fortune there

11/23/2008 1:50:24 PM

Quote :

"i'll try to get cell phone pics without looking too sketchy"

How is that sketchy?



Pussy.

11/23/2008 4:45:49 PM

well she said i was her friend "my friend gave me his phone", which i am not. and that cop had definitely busted parties at my house before and i think he recognized me.

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11/23/2008 8:54:45 PM

Anyone else think big business is a loser, a douche bag, and quite probably a massive queen?

11/23/2008 9:11:41 PM

you wouldn't believe how concerned i am with your opinion Mr Internet Tuff Guy

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11/23/2008 9:14:37 PM

Big Business since you were such a pussy about snapping cell phone pics, it is your duty to locate her mugshot and submit it to TWW for analysis

11/23/2008 9:14:47 PM

I concur.

11/23/2008 9:15:18 PM

yeah dude

i mean, this is what the wolfweb is for.

11/23/2008 9:18:38 PM

set em up

11/23/2008 9:22:29 PM