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"HARWICH, Mass. — Harwich police have a musical mystery on their hands: Who left a piano in the middle of the woods? And why? The Baldwin piano discovered in the Bells Neck woods appears to be in perfect working condition and had a matching bench as if it had recently been played. The piano was discovered Saturday by a woman walking along a path inside a conservation area at the woods. Another question police would like to answer is how the piano got to such a remote location. The piano is heavy and it took more than a half dozen men to load it onto a truck to remove it. Police said they've notified other police departments in the area to see if anyone has reported a missing piano."

http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/4020602/

11/25/2008 1:36:27 AM

11/25/2008 1:38:17 AM

haha

11/25/2008 1:38:43 AM

sounds like something me and 7 of my closest friends would do for fun

11/25/2008 1:39:32 AM

Messin' with Sasquatch.

11/25/2008 1:43:31 AM

who calls the cops when they see a piano?

11/25/2008 2:29:59 AM

obviously it was one of the rich ceo's around here planning a romantic dinner or whatever
yall need to realize that we live amongst people like this now, with money to burn
dont beleive me, look at msn satellite view of rdu, mad private jets SON

11/25/2008 2:35:06 AM

^

11/25/2008 2:40:11 AM

rich people aren't dumb enough not to hire an event company that is crazy enough to move the piano out there but not dumb enough to lose it

I vote for "crazy Twin Peaks 'Black Lodge' evil-midget piano"

can't convince me otherwise

11/25/2008 2:56:38 AM

It's just evolution, duh!

11/25/2008 3:14:51 AM

^^no, they set it up, and dinner went late and so they decided to come back for it the next day,
who is gonna move a grand piano in the woods at 3am
c'mon man, get with the program

[Edited on November 25, 2008 at 3:15 AM. Reason : .]

11/25/2008 3:14:53 AM

look man

my housemate works for David Stark, a very large and very professional "event company" in NYC

he would be the guy to go into the woods at 3am to haul off the piano and many, many other things
and they would compensate him between $15 and $25 per hour for it

they are not going to lose a whole piano

11/25/2008 3:17:41 AM

personally if I left a piano in the woods, in the context of my employment

I would return later, in the context of salvage, to collect it

[Edited on November 25, 2008 at 3:19 AM. Reason : so yes, this is something of a mystery ]

11/25/2008 3:18:58 AM

you're fucking right

part of the fun of being an "event production assistant" is in pillaging the rich people parties

which is why my bathroom is full of nice flowers and we often have top shelf liquor or good wine around the house

god bless the parties with poppies in their floral arrangements

11/25/2008 3:21:27 AM

my dad is the head event planner for ...bill gates ok
he sees this stuff all the time, piano in the woods, phssssss, been there done that

11/25/2008 3:25:05 AM

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"Messin' with Sasquatch."

LMMFAO!!...This is what a WIN looks like ppl!

11/25/2008 5:21:51 AM

11/25/2008 8:20:18 AM

^hahaha more than half a dozen people to move that thing?

11/25/2008 8:49:33 AM

david stark

11/25/2008 8:52:10 AM

11/25/2008 9:30:28 AM

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"I vote for "crazy Twin Peaks 'Black Lodge' evil-midget piano""

11/25/2008 9:33:37 AM