It's just a shame he didn't run over his own head....http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081126/ap_on_fe_st/odd_drunken_driver

11/25/2008 10:52:18 PM

I randomly imagined someone jumping out in front of a vehicle as a suicide attempt, the vehicle served, and one of the tires on the truck bed broke loose and hit the guy, killing him. Happened around 2pm today.

11/25/2008 11:13:33 PM

hahahah

Quote :

"Police said the man fell from his open door and both of his legs were run over by the front driver's side tire."

11/25/2008 11:14:47 PM

Heh, at least it ain't my ex - coughed till he passed out, ran off the road, hit 6 mailboxes and then the ditch. His truck flipped several times and threw him out the passenger side window, pinning him underneath the truck. I just can't figure out how he fit through the window. If the passenger door did fly open during a spin, and he was thrown out the doorway during another spin, it's still lucky he didn't get pinned underneath the open door.

And another weird thing is he made out with a single scar across the small of his back, no permanent spinal damage done.

11/25/2008 11:20:23 PM

11/25/2008 11:21:39 PM

lmao

11/25/2008 11:22:13 PM

^, ^^^ but was he drunk....that's the question...

11/25/2008 11:24:19 PM

Nope, just hungover. He had a tendancy for blackouts on withdrawal.

11/25/2008 11:27:24 PM