nobody better eat that sumbitch, or i`ll stab em in the eye
11/28/2008 2:33:04 AM
would you rather have it stuffed with oyster stuffing or regular. I'm willing to reach a middle ground
11/28/2008 2:35:05 AM
what if they didn't eat the turkey at all?what if the turkey wanted to be free, and these people freed him?FADE IN:INT. HONDA CIVIC - NIGHTPHIL, a 7 year old turkey sits in the driver seat, sharpening a knife.JAMES, a 21 year old with brown hair sits in the passenger seat holding an SLR camera. He is taking photos of a pink house across the street. PHIL Fuck this, I'm going in, now. JAMES Dude, don't you know anything?Phil opens the driver's side door. PHIL gobble gobbleINT. HOUSE - NIGHTGreen JAY, a 22 year old male is sitting on his living room couch watching Dancing With The Stars. He has an unlit cigarette in his mouth.The front door opens and Jay looks over.There's no one there.He stands up and walks over to the door. He sees the parked Honda Civic across the street. JAY What the fuck?Jay closes the door.He walks back to the couch, where Phil is sitting, smoking a cigarette. Phil has changed the channel to HBO and is now watching REAL SEX NUMBER 56. PHIL We meet at last, bitch. JAY I told you to stay away! Now I have to fuck you up! PHIL Gobble gobble, motherfucker.to be continued.
11/28/2008 2:42:12 AM
i am not 22 also, i hate those simulated sex shows that come on hbo late night. real sex sucks almost as much.
11/28/2008 2:46:37 AM
that's why the turkey is watching it and not youFUCK LYING PROFILE SHITAND ASS, IT FUCKED UP MY PERFECT FORMATTING AND LEFT JUSTIFIED EVERYTHING, BULLSHIT!![Edited on November 28, 2008 at 2:54 AM. Reason : FHDS]
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