So I run down the guy in the parking lot like "wtf, bro ?'and he kinda got a shit eating grin on his face and was like "Man, I thought I'd be gone before you noticed"We all had a good LOL about it
11/29/2008 7:55:00 PM
I'D WHOOP HIS FUCKING ASS.
11/29/2008 7:55:26 PM
pwnt
11/29/2008 7:55:29 PM
I would have shot his ass
11/29/2008 7:56:02 PM
nah it was cool cuz I wasn't that hungry anywaysI only ate 4 slices and the other 3 lay before me here as I type
11/29/2008 7:56:19 PM
shoulda showed him what a real nigga bout and split his wig
11/29/2008 7:56:23 PM
what the fuck? seriously?what store
11/29/2008 7:56:28 PM
well shit. bring the rest then.
11/29/2008 7:56:43 PM
this local jointRiccio's
11/29/2008 7:56:49 PM
haha, pizza store
11/29/2008 7:56:58 PM
7 slices? wtf? hahah
11/29/2008 7:57:18 PM
so wait, you still fucking paid for it?
11/29/2008 8:01:50 PM
A swift kick to the nuts would settle this.
11/29/2008 8:02:22 PM
11/29/2008 8:02:58 PM
well I paid for it before the realization of the missing slice you presumptive fuckwhen you get a pizza, do you check for slice authenticafication before you pay ?No, you just assume the requisite number of slices are there
11/29/2008 8:03:28 PM
you should have told that fucker to deliver you another pizza on top of the one you ate
11/29/2008 8:03:31 PM
I bet you will check from now on.
11/29/2008 8:04:13 PM
what? That is so beatup.
11/29/2008 8:05:02 PM
that's fucked up. you should call and report his ass. at least get some free shit out of it
11/29/2008 8:06:56 PM
you should have let him go back to the store, called to complain, get another pizza comped and then not tip him at alloh and demand the initial tip/delivery fee back
11/29/2008 8:07:21 PM
I'm not one to blow shit out of proportionso dude got hungry, BFDI would've done the same thing
11/29/2008 8:08:04 PM
still, you should've charged the dude like a dollar 50 for the slice he ninja'd.
11/29/2008 8:09:17 PM
meh, its basically fuck you money at that point
11/29/2008 8:10:00 PM
I like the way you handled this.
11/29/2008 8:10:39 PM
well played slavefor all you know, that probably saved you 290 calories of excess food that you ate cause you were drunkadditionally, you showed the world that you don't have to overreact and demand "free shit" because a dude working a shitty job got hungry
11/29/2008 8:10:45 PM
thank you CredeFinally, a sensible poster enters the fray
11/29/2008 8:11:36 PM
You, sir, are a better man than I.
11/29/2008 8:11:45 PM
one slice missing isn't that big of a deal.but the pizza delivery boy had his hands all on your food. a line has been crossed here.
11/29/2008 8:12:01 PM
+1 Patience
11/29/2008 8:13:03 PM
11/29/2008 8:13:05 PM
Again, not a big dealI've been drinking enough throughout the day that I would've eaten a pizza that DNL sat bareassed onSo a delivery boy's hands were hardly an impassable obstacle in my quest for sustinence
11/29/2008 8:13:21 PM
ouch^^[Edited on November 29, 2008 at 8:14 PM. Reason : harsh words]
11/29/2008 8:14:13 PM
11/29/2008 8:14:28 PM
I ran down the guy because it was maybe 30 yards max between my front door and his carIf any stairs were involved, I wouldn't have persued
11/29/2008 8:15:01 PM
well in that case i hope you enjoy your pepperoni & ecoli pizza.
11/29/2008 8:15:15 PM
11/29/2008 8:15:16 PM
nevermind, this explains everything:
11/29/2008 8:15:52 PM
at TWW holier than thounessI get a pizza -1 sliceI LOLI make a thread for LOLsand this is what happens
11/29/2008 8:16:25 PM
I actually LOL'd, too. I just wanted to sound E-Tuff.
11/29/2008 8:17:03 PM
It gave me LOLs if that makes you feel any better.
11/29/2008 8:17:10 PM
I LOLed, i just asked if you paid for it and got fucking jumped on about it. Forgive me for defending myself.
11/29/2008 8:17:16 PM
11/29/2008 8:17:37 PM
It's on the internet, so it must have happened.
11/29/2008 8:17:55 PM
at first i thought you meant the pizza was cut into 7 slices. i was like
11/29/2008 8:18:06 PM
11/29/2008 8:18:08 PM
THE INTERNET DOES NOT LIE.
11/29/2008 8:18:14 PM
oh you caught me, i spend saturday afternoons brainstorming potential threads for gunzzpoints
11/29/2008 8:19:01 PM