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Slave Famous
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So I run down the guy in the parking lot like "wtf, bro ?'

and he kinda got a shit eating grin on his face and was like "Man, I thought I'd be gone before you noticed"



We all had a good LOL about it

11/29/2008 7:55:00 PM

wdprice3
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I'D WHOOP HIS FUCKING ASS.

11/29/2008 7:55:26 PM

BubbleBobble
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pwnt

11/29/2008 7:55:29 PM

EMCE
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I would have shot his ass

11/29/2008 7:56:02 PM

Slave Famous
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nah it was cool cuz I wasn't that hungry anyways

I only ate 4 slices and the other 3 lay before me here as I type

11/29/2008 7:56:19 PM

BigHitSunday
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shoulda showed him what a real nigga bout and split his wig

11/29/2008 7:56:23 PM

ncsuallday
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what the fuck? seriously?

what store

11/29/2008 7:56:28 PM

wdprice3
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well shit. bring the rest then.

11/29/2008 7:56:43 PM

Slave Famous
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this local joint

Riccio's

11/29/2008 7:56:49 PM

Skwinkle
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haha, pizza store

11/29/2008 7:56:58 PM

d7freestyler
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7 slices? wtf? hahah

11/29/2008 7:57:18 PM

djeternal
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so wait, you still fucking paid for it?

11/29/2008 8:01:50 PM

wdprice3
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A swift kick to the nuts would settle this.

11/29/2008 8:02:22 PM

BigEgo
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pwnt

11/29/2008 8:02:58 PM

Slave Famous
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well I paid for it before the realization of the missing slice you presumptive fuck

when you get a pizza, do you check for slice authenticafication before you pay ?

No, you just assume the requisite number of slices are there

11/29/2008 8:03:28 PM

BubbleBobble
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you should have told that fucker to deliver you another pizza on top of the one you ate

11/29/2008 8:03:31 PM

Spike
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I bet you will check from now on.

11/29/2008 8:04:13 PM

punchmonk
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what? That is so beatup.

11/29/2008 8:05:02 PM

omicron101
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that's fucked up. you should call and report his ass. at least get some free shit out of it

11/29/2008 8:06:56 PM

ncsuallday
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you should have let him go back to the store, called to complain, get another pizza comped and then not tip him at all

oh and demand the initial tip/delivery fee back

11/29/2008 8:07:21 PM

Slave Famous
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I'm not one to blow shit out of proportion

so dude got hungry, BFD

I would've done the same thing

11/29/2008 8:08:04 PM

raiden
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still, you should've charged the dude like a dollar 50 for the slice he ninja'd.

11/29/2008 8:09:17 PM

Slave Famous
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meh, its basically fuck you money at that point

11/29/2008 8:10:00 PM

GoldenViper
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I like the way you handled this.

11/29/2008 8:10:39 PM

Crede
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well played slave

for all you know, that probably saved you 290 calories of excess food that you ate cause you were drunk

additionally, you showed the world that you don't have to overreact and demand "free shit" because a dude working a shitty job got hungry

11/29/2008 8:10:45 PM

Slave Famous
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thank you Crede

Finally, a sensible poster enters the fray

11/29/2008 8:11:36 PM

Lobes85
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You, sir, are a better man than I.

11/29/2008 8:11:45 PM

DirtyMonkey
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one slice missing isn't that big of a deal.

but the pizza delivery boy had his hands all on your food. a line has been crossed here.

11/29/2008 8:12:01 PM

Spike
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+1 Patience

11/29/2008 8:13:03 PM

djeternal
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Quote :
"well I paid for it before the realization of the missing slice you presumptive fuck

when you get a pizza, do you check for slice authenticafication before you pay ?

No, you just assume the requisite number of slices are there"


1. I am not a presumptive fuck. I asked a question, therefore I did not presume anything. If I were a presumptive fuck I would have said "ha ha ha ha, you paid for it anyways you dumb shit". Check your dictionary before you try to use big words homie.

2. You said you ran after the dude and caught him after you noticed the slice was missing. And you had a "lol" about it. That would have been the time to ask for your money back, moron.

11/29/2008 8:13:05 PM

Slave Famous
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Again, not a big deal

I've been drinking enough throughout the day that I would've eaten a pizza that DNL sat bareassed on

So a delivery boy's hands were hardly an impassable obstacle in my quest for sustinence

11/29/2008 8:13:21 PM

ncsuallday
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ouch^^

[Edited on November 29, 2008 at 8:14 PM. Reason : harsh words]

11/29/2008 8:14:13 PM

Spike
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Quote :
"I would've eaten a pizza that DNL sat bareassed on"


-1 EVERYTHING

11/29/2008 8:14:28 PM

Slave Famous
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I ran down the guy because it was maybe 30 yards max between my front door and his car

If any stairs were involved, I wouldn't have persued

11/29/2008 8:15:01 PM

DirtyMonkey
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well in that case i hope you enjoy your pepperoni & ecoli pizza.

11/29/2008 8:15:15 PM

miska
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Quote :
"but the pizza delivery boy had his hands all on your food. a line has been crossed here."


if he isn't above taking a slice of your pizza then I doubt he would think twice about leaving a secret topping on your pizza

11/29/2008 8:15:16 PM

djeternal
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nevermind, this explains everything:

Quote :
"I've been drinking enough throughout the day "


carry on

11/29/2008 8:15:52 PM

Slave Famous
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at TWW holier than thouness

I get a pizza -1 slice

I LOL

I make a thread for LOLs

and this is what happens

11/29/2008 8:16:25 PM

wdprice3
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I actually LOL'd, too. I just wanted to sound E-Tuff.

11/29/2008 8:17:03 PM

Skwinkle
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It gave me LOLs if that makes you feel any better.

11/29/2008 8:17:10 PM

djeternal
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I LOLed, i just asked if you paid for it and got fucking jumped on about it. Forgive me for defending myself.

11/29/2008 8:17:16 PM

GoldenViper
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Quote :
"if he isn't above taking a slice of your pizza then I doubt he would think twice about leaving a secret topping on your pizza"


Nah, those two actions have completely different goals. I see little reason to associate them.

11/29/2008 8:17:37 PM

jbtilley
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It's on the internet, so it must have happened.

11/29/2008 8:17:55 PM

d7freestyler
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at first i thought you meant the pizza was cut into 7 slices. i was like

11/29/2008 8:18:06 PM

evan
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Quote :
"overreact and demand "free shit""


i hate when people do this...

11/29/2008 8:18:08 PM

wdprice3
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THE INTERNET DOES NOT LIE.

11/29/2008 8:18:14 PM

Slave Famous
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oh you caught me, i spend saturday afternoons brainstorming potential threads for gunzzpoints

11/29/2008 8:19:01 PM

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