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11/29/2008 8:02:20 PM

The last U.S. Presidential Election

11/29/2008 8:02:47 PM

Crispus Attucks getting shot

11/29/2008 8:03:05 PM

Challenger crashing
MLK/JFK assassinations

11/29/2008 8:09:02 PM

5/1/2006 (943.3 days ago)

11/29/2008 8:09:49 PM

bush winning in 2000

11/29/2008 8:11:00 PM

Eve eating that apple

11/29/2008 8:11:13 PM

falling through the top of the cage at king of the ring

11/29/2008 8:11:57 PM

(obligatory) this thread

11/29/2008 8:12:15 PM

A lot of the 20th century, really.

11/29/2008 8:12:16 PM

dnl's dad sucking his own cum out of dnl's mom's ass and then spitting it into her vagina, resulting in the birth of dnl 9 months later.

11/29/2008 8:12:21 PM

When the human figured out he could think.

11/29/2008 8:12:44 PM

when women found out pussy was a valuable commodity

11/29/2008 8:15:06 PM

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"falling through the top of the cage at king of the ring"

winner

11/29/2008 8:15:52 PM

i think it was worse when he was thrown off the top of the ring into the spanish announcer's table

11/29/2008 8:19:23 PM

That whole thing in the mid 1900s... all that stuff about the jews and the ovens.

I hear it wasn't very good.

[Edited on November 29, 2008 at 8:21 PM. Reason : They were probably making Kosher pizza. I don't recall, though.]

11/29/2008 8:20:35 PM

DUDE LOVE!

11/29/2008 8:20:48 PM

i figured itd be getting thrown into barbed wire and explosive detonations while wrestling in Japan

11/29/2008 8:22:34 PM

11/29/2008 8:22:53 PM

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"dnl's dad sucking his own cum out of dnl's mom's ass and then spitting it into her vagina, resulting in the birth of dnl 9 months later. "

teach me the ways of the samurai, oh wise one, so perhaps I may, in time, speak such cutting words as you.

oh


thumbtack matches as Cactus Jack or the Cage Match with Kane. It's a toss-up.

[Edited on November 29, 2008 at 8:24 PM. Reason : .]

11/29/2008 8:23:01 PM

a simple "conception of dnl" would have sufficed.

11/29/2008 8:24:13 PM

EPIC

MICK

FOLEY

11/29/2008 8:24:40 PM

Watching KOTR 98' for fun

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5jqlc_undertaker-vs-mankindking-of-the-ri_sport

11/29/2008 8:25:49 PM

the invention of the alarm clock.

11/29/2008 8:26:45 PM

I'd say Nazis trying to annihilate the Jews is up there. Slavery is up there. And giving not one, but two reality shows to Flavor Flav to run through 20 whores in a season on public cable tv is up there as well.

[Edited on November 29, 2008 at 8:31 PM. Reason : /]

11/29/2008 8:30:43 PM

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"giving not one, but two reality shows to Flavor Flav to run through 20 whores in a season on public cable tv is up there as well"

add to that the birth and life of Kanye West

11/29/2008 9:04:21 PM

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"add to that the birth and life of Kanye West"

at least flava of love gave us a glimpse of the single finest bitch in the world, Hoopz

[Edited on November 29, 2008 at 9:05 PM. Reason : d]

11/29/2008 9:05:05 PM

that one time when Michael Jackson became a white dude.

11/29/2008 9:05:19 PM

Assassination of Archduke Ferdie

11/29/2008 9:05:29 PM

Also when all the europeans broke africa.

11/29/2008 9:06:37 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=549146

[Edited on November 29, 2008 at 9:13 PM. Reason : k]

11/29/2008 9:12:38 PM

pretty sure africa broke itself

11/29/2008 9:27:09 PM

Africans sold africans to the whiteman

11/29/2008 9:27:44 PM

Rome became an Empire

11/29/2008 9:37:54 PM

microwave hamburgers.

11/29/2008 9:45:03 PM

dude the microwave white castle burgers are money

11/29/2008 9:46:04 PM

you prove my point.

11/29/2008 9:53:59 PM

Those 3 days that vanished from TWW

11/29/2008 9:55:07 PM

the birth of religion, specifically Christianity.

11/29/2008 9:56:17 PM

The day Al Gore invented global warming

11/29/2008 9:57:17 PM

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"the birth and life of Kanye West"

11/29/2008 9:59:45 PM

Al Gore invented the internet. The proliferation of servers then promptly caused global warming.

Subtle distinction.

11/29/2008 10:00:27 PM

The Millenial Generation.

11/29/2008 10:02:38 PM

Beastiality

(From that other thread)

11/29/2008 11:08:10 PM

the blimp that was powered by 5 or 6 minicopters. it cost something like 40 million bucks. on it's first launch it was in the air for about 5 seconds before the small choppers fell off....one by one.....killing a couple of people.

that was probably the best sentence i've ever written.

thanks


also, that doesnt make much sense when you read it, but hopefully someone else saw it on tv.

11/29/2008 11:12:29 PM

The Twilight Zone movie incident

11/29/2008 11:13:57 PM

American Idol

11/29/2008 11:27:57 PM

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"the blimp that was powered by 5 or 6 minicopters. it cost something like 40 million bucks. on it's first launch it was in the air for about 5 seconds before the small choppers fell off....one by one.....killing a couple of people. that was probably the best sentence i've ever written. thanks also, that doesnt make much sense when you read it, but hopefully someone else saw it on tv."

I SAW THAT!!

when they were wheeling it out, before it even took off, I said "this looks like a massive failure waiting to happen" sure enough, several seconds later - EPIC FAIL

11/29/2008 11:28:14 PM

11/29/2008 11:30:58 PM

When the concept of Eugenics first appeared in the human mind.

Pretty much any time politicized science enters the picture we can say it's one of our worst moments. Politics are bad by themselves, but when you combine them with science it just seems to cause some of the worst motherfucking shit ever.

Things like jew-pizzas and michael moore documentaries.

11/29/2008 11:40:10 PM