Dear TWW:

Vix and I are in an entomology class and we could really use some fleas. Do your pets have any fleas? We would love to take them off your hands and will even throw in a free cookie for your trouble.

If anyone has any cockroaches, wasps, or other cool bugs those are also worth a cookie.

Lice get two cookies.

No questions asked.

Love,
Metricula and Vix

11/30/2008 2:22:11 PM

didn't read - does it involve boobies or you two making out in some obscenely hot way?

11/30/2008 2:24:33 PM

ehe, I can help you out...

11/30/2008 2:25:15 PM

I would do anything for Vix however you don't want my fleas. They're pretty nasty and have been known to eat punks. I dont think either of the two of you are punks, I just dont want you to get blamed for any classmate fatalities.

11/30/2008 2:25:36 PM

We're armed with jars of cyanide to help subdue any mosnters

11/30/2008 2:26:36 PM

Well I might be in Raleigh for a few hours tonight (gotta drop the little brother off at school).. perhaps i'll let a few go. Bear in mind I love them and it would be tough to seperate

11/30/2008 2:28:02 PM

WILL TRADE
BUGS 4 BOOBS

11/30/2008 4:24:04 PM

What about crabs? I caught some this past week and there's enough for me and for me to share with family and friends.

11/30/2008 5:11:30 PM

so you want me to give you my crabs?

11/30/2008 5:12:21 PM

11/30/2008 5:13:02 PM

I have some phthirus pubis lice for you.

11/30/2008 5:14:37 PM

I have a good bit of ladybug look alikes but they are in my vacuum cleaner. Probably not still alive but I could check.

11/30/2008 8:22:35 PM

i got fleas and ticks on my balls for you to examine.

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11/30/2008 8:23:29 PM

Dammit Bill, I was gonna throw in the crabs.

11/30/2008 9:23:03 PM

Quote :

"does it involve boobies or you two making out in some obscenely hot way?"

11/30/2008 10:32:51 PM

my dog scratches alot but I don't think she has fleas.... sorry

11/30/2008 10:55:35 PM

my cat used to have fleas

but i killed them all. otherwise i'd have some really juicy ones for you

11/30/2008 10:56:08 PM

lol, where are the tits?

i see the request but i don't see the tits to go alone with it

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11/30/2008 10:57:13 PM