Seriously...some of you should think about picking up his book...

http://www.nypost.com/seven/12022008/news/nationalnews/i_wrote_the_book_of_love_141817.htm

you can find it on amazon for less than 6 dollars new

http://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Girls-Alec-Greven/dp/0061709999/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1228269159&sr=8-1

12/2/2008 8:53:44 PM

fucking retarted




first

12/2/2008 8:57:39 PM

Quote :

"retarted."

12/2/2008 8:58:19 PM

its easy for any 9 year old to talk to women, cause they think you're cute and don't take you seriously. When he scores with some hot 20 somethings from a bar i'll take a look at his book.

12/2/2008 9:00:10 PM

I think I saw one page on the news...it said something...

If you go up to a girl and say hi....and she doesn't walk away, then you are doing good so far

12/2/2008 9:01:01 PM

got it, handicapped girls are a sure thing

12/2/2008 9:02:33 PM

a kid spitting game is amusing

a kid getting play is a felony

12/2/2008 9:03:24 PM

12/2/2008 9:04:39 PM

girls like the smartest boys? since when?

12/2/2008 9:08:22 PM

he is going to grow up to be that guy on springer that thinks that all women are stupid and whores and the one woman tries to argue with him about how shed be at the end of the line of people he would do

you know that video

12/2/2008 9:12:24 PM

^^Well if his theory is true, then i feel sorry for DNL....

12/2/2008 9:14:05 PM

you didn't already?

12/2/2008 9:14:27 PM

true

12/3/2008 5:48:28 AM

Lol, birthday burn.

12/3/2008 5:52:03 AM

haha.. "birthday burn"

I like it.

12/3/2008 5:57:36 AM

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" "It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry," he writes in Chapter Three. "Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil." He advises, "The best choice for most boys is a regular girl. Remember, some pretty girls are coldhearted when it comes to boys. Don't let them get to you." "

hahahah, aww

12/3/2008 9:31:00 AM

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"Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil."

this boy is wise beyond his years

one day he will learn how to supply the lube

12/3/2008 9:40:58 AM

this kid will never get laid

12/3/2008 9:41:20 AM

In my experience all of the kids that got the girls in elementary school come out of the closet in high school or college

im not saying, im just saying

12/3/2008 9:43:04 AM

If you've stuck your dick in some pussy then I think there's a greater chance he will.

12/3/2008 9:43:22 AM

what are you saying?

12/3/2008 9:43:35 AM

what boy in elementary school gives a fuck about "getting a girl" anyways? All I cared about was recess and getting home so I could count my baseball cards

12/3/2008 9:44:31 AM

If Walter has gotten laid, then that kid has an even better chance of doing so as well?


[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 9:53 AM. Reason : it's all in jest though]

12/3/2008 9:44:47 AM

His next book is going to be..

"How to talk to moms"

This kid is already trying to teach youngsters how to find and talk to MILFs

12/3/2008 9:34:29 PM

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"When he scores with some hot 20 somethings from a bar i'll take a look at his book."

Me too.

12/3/2008 9:42:27 PM

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"girls like the smartest boys? since when?"

For real... I think I'm pretty smart and haven't had a relationship in 2+ years...

12/3/2008 11:37:30 PM

fail

12/3/2008 11:38:16 PM

Are this kid's fifteen minutes up yet? Kinda tired of him.

12/3/2008 11:43:03 PM

you're just mad he pulls more vag than you

12/3/2008 11:43:54 PM

Quote :

"he wants to be a full-time writer when he grows up, with a weekend job in archaeology or paleontology."

lol kids

12/4/2008 12:22:17 AM

He's going to grow up to be one of those guys who gets women to like him by pandering and acting like a pussy and thinks it makes him a pimp.

12/4/2008 11:18:33 PM

LOLZ, I have found out over the years that the dirtier and more of an asshole I am, the more the girls are attracted to me.

12/5/2008 1:30:06 AM

future Dr. Phil

12/5/2008 1:39:36 AM

Fox bought the movie rights to this shit.

12/9/2008 7:46:47 PM

=

once he grows up

12/9/2008 9:32:17 PM