If anyone can pull it off, its meSince I'm gonna be traveling a buttload next year and we're getting some new peeps in who will be full time at the officeThey're trying to talk me into taking one of the cubes in the annex since I won't be using my office as muchI'm protesting it like a motherfucker, but ultimately its not my callJust in case I lose my case, who here that works in a cube can give me some tips on how to stay fly
12/3/2008 4:41:00 PM
temps can't be baller
12/3/2008 4:42:02 PM
Play loud music, obsenely strong air fresheners, and tons of pictures of people you don't care about.
12/3/2008 4:42:03 PM
- gun rack- tech toys- bead curtain -door-thingy
12/3/2008 4:42:11 PM
yo hook me up with a rocky 2 type job lol
post Dilbert cartoons.
12/3/2008 4:42:24 PM
have a tps report in plain sight
12/3/2008 4:43:07 PM
Nah see I skipped the whole cube stage initially since when I came in they didn't have enough people to fill all the officesNow its like I already have the 'I'm too good for that" mentality
12/3/2008 4:43:27 PM
get over yourself
12/3/2008 4:44:20 PM
I'm way too narcissistic to let this happen without a fight[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 4:45 PM. Reason : x]
12/3/2008 4:45:46 PM
order some pedobear stickers
12/3/2008 4:46:39 PM
Image is pretty much everything hereI can't be known as "cube boy"
12/3/2008 4:48:37 PM
Damn it feels good to be a CadstaI got this block cube on lock, ya heard?
12/3/2008 4:50:14 PM
What is it that you do and how much bank do you stack a year?
12/3/2008 4:51:30 PM
if youre working on the road, what do you care for?
12/3/2008 4:51:55 PM
dont be young douche guy lol
12/3/2008 4:52:42 PM
^^^hedge fund/it varies ^^ I'm only on the road like half the time[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 4:54 PM. Reason : x]
12/3/2008 4:53:39 PM
Decorate it like Or something cooler. That was the only picture I could find.
12/3/2008 4:54:28 PM
Where are you located and where did you get your education? A bit interesting that someone associated with a hedge fund would have 8k posts on a site like this and not once have a post in the stock thread in the lounge.
12/3/2008 4:54:43 PM
statecharlotteif you do something for a living, its the last thing you want to talk about when you're not working
12/3/2008 4:56:17 PM
Buildup your cubicle defense system:
12/3/2008 4:56:30 PM
pay good looking hooker $roll up in there pimp as shit and fuck her in the cubiclethey will think you are bad ass after that
12/3/2008 4:57:58 PM
^^cubicle defense nets are the shizzle. Geek tested, Geek approved.
12/3/2008 4:59:23 PM
just make sure you have a Doggfather poster on the walli dont have a cube, i have an office like a REAL employee[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 5:31 PM. Reason : sdfd]
12/3/2008 5:30:38 PM
how many folks in the entire office?
12/3/2008 5:31:33 PM
9 nowgonna be like 13-14
12/3/2008 5:38:07 PM
feels like a demotion huh
12/3/2008 5:38:44 PM
inside jokes are gonna get weird now?
12/3/2008 5:39:40 PM
kinda yeahbut its only tentative at this pointI give it a 33 percent chance of happeningMight have to play Barack Paper Scissors to see who ultimately loses out
12/3/2008 5:40:44 PM
cubicle with a window, that's how I roll
12/3/2008 5:41:51 PM
put up a lot of stuff that will make you look interesting. like if you have a hobby... show it. photography for me so it works well... or you could put up somebody else's work and just do it that way
12/3/2008 5:43:00 PM
I always pimp out my desk by keeping my eyes open for unassigned desirable hardware and acquiring it through back channels or piracy before it is reassigned
12/3/2008 5:49:08 PM
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