If anyone can pull it off, its me



Since I'm gonna be traveling a buttload next year and we're getting some new peeps in who will be full time at the office

They're trying to talk me into taking one of the cubes in the annex since I won't be using my office as much

I'm protesting it like a motherfucker, but ultimately its not my call



Just in case I lose my case, who here that works in a cube can give me some tips on how to stay fly

12/3/2008 4:41:00 PM

temps can't be baller

12/3/2008 4:42:02 PM

Play loud music, obsenely strong air fresheners, and tons of pictures of people you don't care about.

12/3/2008 4:42:03 PM

- gun rack
- tech toys
- bead curtain -door-thingy

12/3/2008 4:42:11 PM

yo hook me up with a rocky 2 type job lol

12/3/2008 4:42:11 PM

post Dilbert cartoons.

12/3/2008 4:42:24 PM

have a tps report in plain sight

12/3/2008 4:43:07 PM

Nah see I skipped the whole cube stage initially since when I came in they didn't have enough people to fill all the offices

Now its like I already have the 'I'm too good for that" mentality

12/3/2008 4:43:27 PM

get over yourself

12/3/2008 4:44:20 PM

I'm way too narcissistic to let this happen without a fight

[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 4:45 PM. Reason : x]

12/3/2008 4:45:46 PM

order some pedobear stickers

12/3/2008 4:46:39 PM

Image is pretty much everything here

I can't be known as "cube boy"

12/3/2008 4:48:37 PM

Damn it feels good to be a Cadsta

I got this block cube on lock, ya heard?

12/3/2008 4:50:14 PM

What is it that you do and how much bank do you stack a year?

12/3/2008 4:51:30 PM

if youre working on the road, what do you care for?

12/3/2008 4:51:55 PM

dont be young douche guy lol

12/3/2008 4:52:42 PM

^^^hedge fund/it varies

^^ I'm only on the road like half the time

[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 4:54 PM. Reason : x]

12/3/2008 4:53:39 PM

Decorate it like

Or something cooler. That was the only picture I could find.

12/3/2008 4:54:28 PM

Where are you located and where did you get your education? A bit interesting that someone associated with a hedge fund would have 8k posts on a site like this and not once have a post in the stock thread in the lounge.

12/3/2008 4:54:43 PM

state

charlotte

if you do something for a living, its the last thing you want to talk about when you're not working

12/3/2008 4:56:17 PM

Buildup your cubicle defense system:

12/3/2008 4:56:30 PM

pay good looking hooker $

roll up in there pimp as shit and fuck her in the cubicle

they will think you are bad ass after that

12/3/2008 4:57:58 PM

^^cubicle defense nets are the shizzle. Geek tested, Geek approved.

12/3/2008 4:59:23 PM

just make sure you have a Doggfather poster on the wall

i dont have a cube, i have an office like a REAL employee

[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 5:31 PM. Reason : sdfd]

12/3/2008 5:30:38 PM

how many folks in the entire office?

12/3/2008 5:31:33 PM

9 now

gonna be like 13-14

12/3/2008 5:38:07 PM

feels like a demotion huh

12/3/2008 5:38:44 PM

inside jokes are gonna get weird now?

12/3/2008 5:39:40 PM

kinda yeah

but its only tentative at this point

I give it a 33 percent chance of happening

Might have to play Barack Paper Scissors to see who ultimately loses out

12/3/2008 5:40:44 PM

cubicle with a window, that's how I roll

12/3/2008 5:41:51 PM

put up a lot of stuff that will make you look interesting. like if you have a hobby... show it. photography for me so it works well... or you could put up somebody else's work and just do it that way

12/3/2008 5:43:00 PM

I always pimp out my desk by keeping my eyes open for unassigned desirable hardware and acquiring it through back channels or piracy before it is reassigned

12/3/2008 5:49:08 PM

12/3/2008 5:51:46 PM

Quote :

"Might have to play Barack Paper Scissors to see who ultimately loses out"

in that game, everybody loses.

12/3/2008 6:19:31 PM

Quote :

"Barack Paper Scissors"

my first thought was



then i thought about our old NCSU Rent-a-cop officer

12/3/2008 6:19:31 PM