-stare blankly
-yank nose hairs out
-swivel in chair
-surf sports websites
-eBay

12/4/2008 11:18:04 AM

WORK

12/4/2008 11:18:23 AM

Sometimes I bring a cucumber and slice and seed it in here. I don't like it when people catch me doing that.

12/4/2008 11:24:18 AM

Every hour I...

refresh my websites
woot, cheapandsteep, buy.com, dealextreme.com
Buying shit I dont need all day

-listen to

slacker and pandora.com

mostly 311 with sublime, Incubus, slightly stoopid, long beach dub allstars mix... then work for like 5 min


[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 11:29 AM. Reason : hate links]

12/4/2008 11:28:28 AM

obligatory post on tdub

12/4/2008 11:29:31 AM

Oh shit I just remembered I have a little desktop Christmas tree. Add putting that up to the list.

12/4/2008 11:30:43 AM

three screens are pretty much always formatted like :

porn, music or movie on the left

Work in the middle

Usually work on the right, but sometimes more porn, music or another movie

12/4/2008 11:30:47 AM

Tdub, listen to pandora, read blogs, rearrange furniture, work

12/4/2008 11:33:16 AM

Just finished throwing 50 pieces of paper into the garbage can 12 feet and 7 inches from my chair (yeah, i measured)

I went 39 for 50, 78 percent

Not bad, but not great

gotta get up into the mid 80's

I did have my fan on tho, so the wind could've played a factor

12/4/2008 11:43:26 AM

Quote :

"-stare blankly -yank nose hairs out -swivel in chair -surf sports websites -eBay"

tww, work on non-work related projects (mostly freelance stuff), schoolwork, slickdeals/ben's bargains, drink tea, talk politics with my coworker, listen to music (mostly symphonic/operatic metal), plan dinner

i do work, now and then, but the instances of actual work are few and far between

12/4/2008 11:44:10 AM

i need a job where i don't have to work

[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 11:46 AM. Reason : and my ass would be fired if i used work-related resources for outside gain]

12/4/2008 11:45:27 AM

yeah, well, i don't know what ELSE they expect me to do when i'm 3 damn weeks ahead of deadline and HAVE to wait for some mucky muck to rubber-stamp what i've done thus far

welcome to the clusterfuck that is government work

12/4/2008 11:48:31 AM

Do you keep your office door closed or open?

I KEEP MINE SLIGHTLY AJAR 'CAUSE I MIGHT BE DOING ANYTHING WINK WINK

[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 11:50 AM. Reason : /]

12/4/2008 11:50:05 AM

welcome to the clusterfuck that is sales

You want to beat your quota, but not by too much, cuz then they raise it next quarter

So if you find yourself with 80 percent of your work done with only 40 percent of your time gone

You have a lot of fuck off time with which to work

12/4/2008 11:50:18 AM

i keep mine open...but no one can see my screen before i see them coming, so it's not a huge deal...also, i like to say hey to people as they walk around doing nothing, too

12/4/2008 11:51:05 AM

My screen faces away from the door so they can't see what's goin on

But I know exactly who is coming by the rustle of their footsteps, so the "oh shit"ometer is a fairly good warning system

12/4/2008 12:23:04 PM

Quote :

"mostly 311 with sublime, Incubus, slightly stoopid, long beach dub allstars mix"

i support these musical choices

12/4/2008 12:25:11 PM

fly.

12/4/2008 12:25:57 PM

I think it's funny when all these azn guys I have to email have an american name with their azn name

Jeremy song chew han you don't fool me

12/4/2008 12:28:42 PM

-watch the shop guy work through the window
-get up to go stand in front of the bullet heater
-close IE windows when I hear a door open
-doodle
-take hourly stretch breaks
-kill spiders

12/4/2008 12:31:58 PM

dweedle, I've done 4 of the 5.... I haven't swiveled in my chair yet though.

I chewed off a fingernail, IM'd my wife, talked to my mom, and talked about football

12/4/2008 12:36:58 PM

you can IM meeeeeeeeeeeee

12/4/2008 12:38:11 PM

play mario... pm me email address if you want it
tetris
read peoples personal files
look for apartments
shop
make signs for obscure things
color

12/4/2008 12:50:45 PM

lay on the furniture:



play with the huge appointment book:



make signs:



have fun and be silly:

12/4/2008 12:51:11 PM

-fuck

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/4/2008 1:16:35 PM

^

12/4/2008 1:17:18 PM

scratch the ball sack

12/4/2008 1:20:10 PM

Damn this place is slow right now

12/4/2008 1:40:36 PM

i have two tvs over my computer

one is fox news, the other is wtvd

always

[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 2:02 PM. Reason : ah ha- or c-span Ø]

12/4/2008 1:41:24 PM

work when it comes down the pipe and shit isn't broken...
watch the clock?

12/4/2008 1:42:04 PM

-make phone calls
-cyber sex via IM with my coworker
-send e-mails
-TWW

12/4/2008 1:42:16 PM

i'm in a dangerous state of caffeinated slacking

i really should be drawing but this thing i'm making is boring

stupid 'turtle' or wtf ever my boss keeps calling it

just a cart like assembly for deflecting concrete pieces whilst letting water pass through into a tub/pump

12/4/2008 1:44:31 PM

i'm thinking of buying a smallish LCD tv to mount on the wall

what are your thoughts on this

12/4/2008 1:46:32 PM

$

12/4/2008 1:49:22 PM

wall mounted tvs are for the birds

12/4/2008 1:57:31 PM

shit

12/4/2008 2:02:31 PM

When I don't have a particular deadline or something currently screwed up:

Listen to XM
Watch Netflix and adjust my queue
Bittorrent games, movies, and TV shows
Hit my 10 favorite websites (WWTDD, Orbitcast, Drudge, WRAL, TWW, Evilavatar, Autoblog, etc.)

My office is an entire mobile trailer, and I have 2 webcams that I can control, so I have them set to show both entrances and a screen dedicated just to this. 99% of the time I know exactly who is around.

More later, got a call to run.

[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 2:04 PM. Reason : ]

12/4/2008 2:03:28 PM

Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.

Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

12/4/2008 2:04:28 PM

what do you mean by "space out?"

12/4/2008 2:23:20 PM

IF i make it into my office,

i shut the door and try to get all of my paperwork done
curse under my breath and roll my eyes whenever someone knocks on the door

12/4/2008 2:59:28 PM

work's Ticket manager
Gmail
facebook
tww
google reader
hulu/pandora
logmein for either logging into a work machine or my home machine

work
play nintendo games through firenes
draw on the dry erase board with Dr. Acula on it or my notepad
play with my desk toys
water and poke at my african violet
read wired
walk around

12/4/2008 3:09:34 PM

Wow.

So having a big girl/boy job means you don't actually have to do work?

Sweet.

12/4/2008 3:54:28 PM

nope, just means you have to know how to get the work you do have done efficiently and properly.

12/4/2008 3:55:28 PM

Haha pwnt. That's why they hired you! Tell her again NR!

12/4/2008 3:56:01 PM

If most of the individuals on tdub can manage to do said work efficiently and properly

I'm sure it's nothing I can't handle.

12/4/2008 3:56:31 PM

Haha reverse pwnt!

12/4/2008 3:57:05 PM

Yeah, I've been employed in a big boy job for 2 years and my posts have more than doubled.

12/4/2008 3:57:18 PM

who said you couldn't?

12/4/2008 3:58:07 PM

*pats on back*

12/4/2008 3:58:34 PM

I have been employed by the big boy for 3.5 years and I have really gotten to see just how efficient the real world can be!

[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 3:59 PM. Reason : /]

12/4/2008 3:58:44 PM