http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html&media=wmv

12/4/2008 2:19:36 PM

oh god

12/4/2008 2:21:26 PM

that'll be a tough one to explain in the emergency room

12/4/2008 2:22:08 PM

oh god

12/4/2008 2:22:25 PM

i'll just read your comments

i'm not clicking that

12/4/2008 2:22:46 PM

12/4/2008 2:23:56 PM

guys sits on pickle jar - in butt
it breaks
he bleeds
I stopped watching

[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 2:24 PM. Reason : AND THEN HE PULLS OUT THE SHARDS OH MY GOD]

12/4/2008 2:24:04 PM

holy shit, good luck explaining that to the doctor

12/4/2008 2:24:49 PM

-guy inserts glass jar into his ass
-glass jar breaks
-guy squats there for about 3 minutes picking pieces of glass out of his ass while a pool of blood forms underneath him

12/4/2008 2:24:54 PM

i don't need to see that.

12/4/2008 2:24:58 PM

i watched themodernage watch the video and his reaction was hilarious

[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 2:25 PM. Reason : possessive recessive]

12/4/2008 2:25:19 PM

ok...if it's too ruff for 5^....


that's speaking volumes


i may not even click on this thread anymore if it's that bad






[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 2:25 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/4/2008 2:25:24 PM

and does it count as the worst sex accident?

or the worst dumbass who shoved a pickle jar in his anus accident?

12/4/2008 2:25:51 PM

I thought this was going to be a humorous thing and was sad my firewall blocked it. Now I am glad.

12/4/2008 2:25:51 PM

dude needs a shamwow

and

OH

MY

GOD!!!

12/4/2008 2:26:24 PM

Quote :

"dude needs a shamwow"

ahahahahahahaha

LOL <3

12/4/2008 2:26:50 PM

even though this guy is a sick fuck I really do feel sorry for him, I hope he got all the glass shards out before he bled to death

12/4/2008 2:27:21 PM

i feel sorry for the jar

12/4/2008 2:28:05 PM

i came

12/4/2008 2:28:10 PM

Folks, this is why, if you're going to improvise on your sex toys, you don't use fragile objects.

At the worst, use things that, should things go horribly wrong, won't require a trip to the ER to get out/patched up.

12/4/2008 2:28:38 PM

^you meant to say


BUY SEX TOYS AT THE SEX SHOP SO SHIT LIKE THIS DOESN'T FUCKING HAPPEN!

12/4/2008 2:29:55 PM

I recommend hard vegetables

12/4/2008 2:31:56 PM

Nah, you don't have to buy sex toys at the shop. Hell, you can get/make them from Home Depot.

But for ass toys, common sense > vendor

12/4/2008 2:31:58 PM

what she meant was buy the plastic jar of pickles, not glass.

12/4/2008 2:37:23 PM

Look, if your genes are so inferior that you don't see how stupid this is, you deserve to bleed out and die from this.

12/4/2008 2:40:37 PM

I thought she meant to buy your pickles from home depot

12/4/2008 2:40:49 PM

aaaaahhhhhhhh

speachless

12/4/2008 2:42:47 PM

i bet it hurt when he tried to walk with glass shards up his ass

12/4/2008 2:53:19 PM

I heard that one of the best torture methods is to sodomize someone with a coke bottle, even if you don't tap it with a hammer to break it after insertion.

The idea is that the coke logo is everywhere, and for the rest of his life your torture victim will be clenching his anus whenever he sees one.

12/4/2008 2:55:20 PM

"heard"

12/4/2008 2:56:04 PM

^^Not hardly

I can easily think up some things that are far more painful, and emotionally scarring.

[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 2:56 PM. Reason : seriously, a bit of sodomy and a negative association? ngaplz]

12/4/2008 2:56:30 PM

Or read. Or saw on tv. I forget.

^ Well yeah, it's just fun and easy.

[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 2:57 PM. Reason : .]

12/4/2008 2:56:48 PM

or experienced first hand

12/4/2008 2:57:51 PM

glass sharts?

12/4/2008 3:02:19 PM

If ambrosia1231 stopped watching, I think I will pass

12/4/2008 3:05:53 PM

12/4/2008 3:06:07 PM

reminds me of

12/4/2008 3:09:44 PM

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

12/4/2008 3:11:18 PM

i don't see how this is a sex accident

nobody is having sex here, I'd just be straight up honest with the doctor because you'd have to really think hard about your life after this occurs

12/4/2008 3:12:46 PM

12/4/2008 3:23:57 PM

After reading the comments here, i won't be clicking on that...

12/4/2008 3:30:24 PM

^^^^
AND ALL THAT IS HOLY

12/4/2008 3:34:06 PM

a guy sits on a what looks to be a Mt. Olive pickle jar...regular size....

once its all the way inside him, the jar breaks and then he proceeds to pick bloody shards of glass out of his ass

12/4/2008 3:35:06 PM

Why are people still writing summaries?

12/4/2008 3:36:04 PM

Quote :

"I stopped watching"

if ambrosia stopped watching, i want nothing to do w/ that.

12/4/2008 3:47:23 PM

Quote :

"Look, if your genes are so inferior that you don't see how stupid this is, you deserve to bleed out and die from this."

12/4/2008 3:50:59 PM

I stopped after it popped, what were the various ringworm looking spots on the back of his legs?

12/4/2008 4:03:10 PM

^ veins?

*shrug*

'twas gross

12/4/2008 4:03:39 PM

I was wondering that myself.
But given what else goes on, I really didn't care. He probably was offered treatment for that as well.

12/4/2008 4:03:47 PM

Quote :

"Nah, you don't have to buy sex toys at the shop. Hell, you can get/make them from Home Depot."

... power tools?

12/4/2008 4:08:51 PM