need to poo right after? I even tried to take a dump before I showered in the hopes that this wouldn't happen. Now, here I am an hour after, nice and clean and needing to poo.

12/4/2008 8:28:31 PM

Just shit in the shower.

THEY'RE ALL PIPES!!!!

12/4/2008 8:33:21 PM

do you look into the shower head?

water can soak into your eyeballs (even if you have them shut) and act as a laxative)

try to look at the bottom of the tub the entire time if this is a problem for you

12/4/2008 8:34:39 PM

^Hmmmm, seems reasonable.

12/4/2008 8:35:11 PM

OMG 6666 POSTS SOON

12/4/2008 8:35:55 PM

oooh the water feels soooooooooooooooooooooooooo good

12/4/2008 8:36:09 PM

I makes sure to tilt my head in accordance to how much I want to use the bathroom after I shower.

12/4/2008 8:36:22 PM

HOP BACK IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER !

12/4/2008 8:36:24 PM

just drop your load in the shower

12/4/2008 11:28:56 PM

it's because you are destined and condemned to a life of perpetual swamp ass

12/4/2008 11:34:58 PM

imagine how bad it would smell if you deuced during a hot shower

12/4/2008 11:41:19 PM

Quote :

"imagine how bad it would smell if you deuced during a hot shower "

somebody did this at church camp once when i was like 12

i will never forget it... at dinner that night, the camp director (a very large black woman) walked into the dining hall with the pile of shit on a small shovel and said "EVERYBODY LISTEN... who of ya'll been puttin doo doo all in the showahs? WHO?"

everybody was completely silent... and then 5 seconds later we all started loling all over ourselves

the poopitrator never was caught

12/4/2008 11:45:00 PM