my dad's girlfriend's vibrator
12/4/2008 9:12:01 PM
well at least now you know she's easyget you some dawg
12/4/2008 9:12:35 PM
worthless without pics
12/4/2008 9:12:40 PM
i don't think i want to see a picture of this.
12/4/2008 9:14:09 PM
is she hot?
12/4/2008 9:14:31 PM
12/4/2008 9:15:32 PM
was it sticky?
12/4/2008 9:15:57 PM
Is it just a normal small one like the "personal massager" ones they sell at the drugstore, or does it have attachments and shit?
12/4/2008 9:16:00 PM
it appears to be
12/4/2008 9:17:25 PM
12/4/2008 9:19:42 PM
ohlet me know when you find the one with the v-8 hemi engine attached to it
12/4/2008 9:19:49 PM
That kind sucks. Get her a better one for Christmas.
12/4/2008 9:20:51 PM
how do you know it's not your dad's?
I mean there's a curling iron, nail polish, nail polish remover, a presumably "sexy" gown and other feminine shit in thereso I assume it belongs to his girlfriendand honestly, if that's not the case I'd rather not know
12/4/2008 9:22:24 PM
12/4/2008 9:24:21 PM
^^but now it's in your head....^[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 9:24 PM. Reason : js]
12/4/2008 9:24:24 PM
What are you doing looking in that drawer?
12/4/2008 9:25:46 PM
does it taste like poo or poon?
12/4/2008 9:26:40 PM
^^it's my fuckin' bathroom yo^I am definitely not going to taste it
12/4/2008 9:27:33 PM
does it smell like poo or poon?
12/4/2008 9:28:28 PM
I mean it had like little rubber dimples all over it, it looks like it's clearly for clitoral application, I am not going to investigate further however
12/4/2008 9:29:52 PM
why don't you move out of your dad's house?
12/4/2008 9:30:03 PM
'cause I just moved back in like a month ago to reduce my cost of living while going back to school...? [Edited on December 4, 2008 at 9:32 PM. Reason : not everyone gets full financial aid for being black, dawg]
12/4/2008 9:32:07 PM
ouch
12/4/2008 9:38:45 PM
aha, you're right. I know I didn't.my scholarships were academicI never sat at home and mooched off of my dad though. Why are you, yet still complaining about what's going on in his house? Shouldn't you have graduated already?
12/4/2008 9:42:25 PM
12/4/2008 9:45:54 PM
this thread has lawl written all over it
12/4/2008 9:47:08 PM
...which would probably help to explain why I'm more educated than you seriously, get out of your dad's house. It's probably hard for him to get his dick wet when his shitbag son is sleeping on the couch
12/4/2008 9:48:40 PM
hahahah
12/4/2008 9:48:55 PM
^^hahah OWNED! /end thread
12/4/2008 10:28:32 PM
12/4/2008 10:36:31 PM
hardlyI find it doubtful that EMCE could convince his own mother that he's more educated than I am, and I have a strong suspicion that degree he's so proud of is in Communications or some other similarly retarded major.I'm sleeping in my old bedroom, my dad suggested this arrangement, and I am not in the least uncomfortable with it. I also don't care enough to dig up random shit about him and have better things to do than beat my dick reaching desperately to insult people I know nothing about. This is going to be my last response to his trolling, and it's a shame a perfectly amusing thread had to be ruined by his butt hurt from the other day.
12/4/2008 10:43:04 PM
so about this "vibrator"what kind of batteries are in it?
12/4/2008 10:43:52 PM
communications... lol^ oooo, i bet they're D batteries![Edited on December 4, 2008 at 10:44 PM. Reason : Dssss]
12/4/2008 10:43:59 PM
when did the internet get so serious?
12/4/2008 10:47:18 PM
after that WRAL article about lynching the naggers
12/4/2008 10:48:37 PM
haha yeah youre right
12/4/2008 10:50:12 PM
this made it to 1 page without pics?wtf tww, have you gone soft?I'm Big Business and i approved this message.
12/4/2008 10:53:10 PM
the batteries are probably AA, one maybe twolike I said, it looked like it was a small device for clitoral stimulation
12/4/2008 10:53:24 PM
so they use your bed as the sexors bed?
12/4/2008 10:54:32 PM
damn, print out this thread and leave it in the drawer then leave her a note saying "i have a big device for clitoral stimulation"I'm Big Business and i approved this message.
12/4/2008 10:54:52 PM
the bed wasn't actually set up when I moved in, he was using this room for storageI think they were using my bathroom as the sexxors place... ugh, mental note: scrub the shower
12/4/2008 10:55:52 PM
whatever you do....DO NOT turn on a blacklight.
12/4/2008 11:02:29 PM
i feel for you Tiberius. Once upon a dreary night, I found my mom's vibrator
12/5/2008 12:06:11 AM