yo im on tdub at work
got dirt on my shirt
got a holiday party tonight
ima get drunk and flirt
bring home a broad or two
have her woosy off the brew
and ah....

12/5/2008 2:30:46 PM

yo im on tdub at work
got dirt on my shirt
got a holiday party tonight
ima get drunk and flirt
bring home a broad or two
have her woosy off the brew
and ah....

12/5/2008 2:31:19 PM

you're like rosie o'donnell at a bisexual bridal shower

12/5/2008 2:31:20 PM

hahah i knew itd see that in this thread
but its not about rosie o donnels fat head
its about rhyming off the top of the head
in a thread

12/5/2008 2:32:36 PM

YO ITS THAT NIGGA NAMED FAMOUS and I'm here for the lols
Laughing at faggots in Hyundai's while I ride in my Rolls
Bitch I'm shopping at Nordstrom while you're shopping at Kohl's
ROFLing as you get penetrated in multiple holes





yeah probably the worst rhyme ever

12/5/2008 2:43:59 PM

Yah yah it's JP in the hizzy,
It's time to get busy,
I just met yo mama and
she already tried to kiss me

12/5/2008 3:12:41 PM

this is where I take my nuts
and drag em all over this thread
see im not just about pimpin hoes
im into makin' bread
now you feel that grundle sweat start to drip
its time to open wide and take a sip

12/5/2008 3:18:01 PM

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/5/2008 3:25:55 PM

Killin the time
tryin to rhyme
surfin tdub on the company dime

12/5/2008 3:27:01 PM

im makin passes at these bitches, im on my tom brady shit
see a receiver and complete her on some max b wavy shit
big dick, yeah its like a navy ship
only like hard workers, damn i hate a lazy bitch
and a crazy bitch, know a lot of both and im a hypocrite
so i still gave em dick
i never really gave a shit
sometimes you gotta get em drunk first, maybe itll take a fifth
but then you can finger them and shit like NC86




lol

12/5/2008 3:29:29 PM

Turnstile off da dome!

12/5/2008 3:32:03 PM

yo mommas

12/5/2008 3:33:31 PM

I just got done sweepin out cotton
now im in the office plottin
about my escape plan
to leave work without finishin
my job, man my desk looks like it belongs to a slob
so i guess ill stay and clean with my mug on mean
i got so many bottles on my desk
i look like a bottle rocket fiend

12/5/2008 3:38:40 PM

Tree had to come in the thread and splash on em
3 piece suits got Optimo ash on em
Bubble Bobble goin to trial for pedophile
BigHit jumped in a ditch and took a shit
and then made a thread titled Never Forget
and then made a thread titled Never Forget

12/5/2008 4:05:30 PM

Goddamn Treetwista's rhymes is shitty
I wouldn't buy his shit if it only cost tree fiddy
My rhymes are more shocking that when you saw Janets titty
and Everyone knows Slave is the King of the Queen City

12/5/2008 4:10:21 PM

If my rhymes are quite shitty its cause I'm the shit
And you can't pay tree fiddy for my priceless hits
I sucked on Janet's titty, you sucked her brother Michael's dick
In a battle, I'm like the Wolfpack, you're the Pirates, kid

12/5/2008 4:20:37 PM

ha its gettin real in this thread
Slave famous went for the heel
Twista went for the head
Like his namesake he put a crick in Slaves neck
Will slave accept defeat or comeback and wreck

12/5/2008 4:22:51 PM

This fools crazy, he's the one wearing leather pants
His shit's lamer than some of the Cameron Crazie's chants
Got more venereal's than Rashard McCants
Likes to scream like a bitch when he gets raped by Chance

12/5/2008 4:26:41 PM

I like to scream like a champ when its time to breakdance
Your last line was a typo, check the time and date stamp
I'm a star like Air Jordan you roleplay like H Grant
I'm in Raleigh with 50 wolves, you in the Hill with 8 lambs

12/5/2008 4:33:48 PM

Hey Mista TreeTwista, can you do me a fave ?
Can you quit trying to compete with the incomparable Slave ?
It's an embarrassment; you're like the 2005 Stephen Dave
While I'm the '03 version, digging your grave

12/5/2008 4:41:23 PM

Hes diggin graves
May be a slave should hire slaves
cuz his hands so soft
he cuts em while turnin internet pages
i work minimum wages for maximum daylengths
with no assuagement
i step on the pavement prolly sometime roun 3 am
at the rate that im goin i spent 10 minutes tryna enter data
i thought i was leaving early put its only gettin later
the sky is greyer
and im sittin fatter than that boy vader
stomach pokin out but i aint eat since i had that bagel

12/5/2008 4:44:52 PM

I can't believe Big Hit's trying to knock my shit
He's like the black Chedda Bob tryna spit
LOLing my ass of as I bust in the eye
of the blackest motherfucker since Mahktar Ndyiae

12/5/2008 4:48:24 PM

fuck 8 lambs, i got 8 llamas, and
when they weigh my weight, man
they gotta use the numbers with commas
and i keep runners like usain
its the only way to move caine
you can call it a true reign, something like hussein
they gassin me like butane
or anything you could build a fire on
spit hot fiyah like dylan
dont know why im typing this,
no one's gonna read it
but its all good cuz im the bess mayne
i deeeed it.


/eli porter

[Edited on December 5, 2008 at 4:49 PM. Reason : h]

12/5/2008 4:48:52 PM

I dont know who dat is
but ill allow it
i wanna go home and sit nekkid
and not shower
instead i gotta do the opposite...
hit the sheraton
pop some shit...its preposterous
females on my "knockin list"
so i gotta look good
gotta grip my belt cuz i nigga got no car
so i cant grip the wood
but ima lay my game down still at the holiday party
thats all i can say
like mary j
verily this thread brings out the beast emcee in me
but im a black ass nigga, aint no EMCE in me
im dreamin at work but i wish i were gone
listenin.a.s....saacd

12/5/2008 4:51:55 PM

lol at the emce jab

12/5/2008 4:53:49 PM

Dinner tonight should be crazy
I gots to find me a lady
But only one thats got some class
I gotta be able to camp in that ass
Im lookin for ladies who are old as fuck
Cuz paying for abortions is beginning to suck

12/5/2008 4:53:53 PM

traffic, traffic
lookin for my chapstick
feelin kinda carsick
theres a ford maverick!



thats a million dollar rhyme right there

12/5/2008 4:57:05 PM

Uh uh uh

Ya'll dudes don't know whatchu messin' wit
It's time DivaBaby stepped in to wreck this shit
This ain't your ordinary average broad
I slurp you up and have you sayin' OH GOD
You fools be tryna holla at annorexic Vix
Step this way and I'll teach some trix


(sorry Vix you just fit) hahaha

12/5/2008 5:02:53 PM

Diva F Baby
Please say the baby

12/5/2008 5:04:32 PM

^♥

12/5/2008 5:05:54 PM

^^hahah ftw

12/5/2008 5:06:44 PM

If I see BigHitSunday in the streets, I'ma holler
Last week I saw a BigHitSunday on Aaron Rodgers
J Pep clocked him, while Big Hit is time clock watchin
Tryin to escape the workplace, he's boss dodgin

12/5/2008 5:12:32 PM

GG BigHitSunday,
this thread is hot,
got slave and tree spittin,
"I got the top spot"

For a white boy,
the game ain't fair,
but I thought "na forget it
Yo holmes to bel-air"

12/5/2008 7:06:56 PM

I remember making this thread a while back
except the phrase "keystyle" is new and i must say... dat new hottness.

my type flow is nice yo
i backspaced a typo
my rhymes hot like fiya
overclocked to explode
i'm on my third keyboard
so hot i melted the keys
but my style is so cool
caused my computer to freeze

12/5/2008 7:16:11 PM

I'm da best mayne
I diiid it
I'm da best mayne
I diiiid it

12/5/2008 7:24:21 PM

man i had a blast at the holiday party
i had 7 long island ice teas
mixed with barcardi
4 beers and a rum and coke
cut up some rug
like my shoes had chopper spokes
well it was a hardwood floor
freakin wit dames
danced wit about 10
only knew two names
i did not get laid but i drank til 5
like the girl pink it was me and me hand last night*


*i didnt really mastuurbate

12/6/2008 11:36:17 AM

Divababy dropped a bird
demanding that i bump the thread
sorry girl, its been awhile
and i have a loopyhead
i forget shit like Smokey on Friday
I have the attention span of a brain represented by fried eggs
talkin bout the drug commercial
bout o walk out this office like Herschel
slappin bags down in cornfields
like mista in color purple

12/23/2008 1:07:43 PM

freestylin', like BigHitSunday
makin every day
a big hit fun-day

12/23/2008 1:09:59 PM

ASDFKLJ
ASDFKJDKA
LDFSJFJDKAD
ASDF

12/23/2008 1:11:22 PM

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

12/23/2008 1:15:49 PM

Typin up some shit that had them LOLin
Cops checkin IP's like my shit is stolen
Bout to post some tr00 pedo bear type shit
9th grade girl with a side view of her tit
Drop some image tags on that ass and then I Post Reply!
Bitch ass niggas told Paul Cuzzins now I'm servin' 3-5
Dumb nigga knew I should hit edit post
P Cuz sucka the Provost with the Most

12/23/2008 1:22:28 PM