Alrighty guys, you can ask me anything. Of course I love questions about the evil liberals and my hatred for their power-hungry agenda, but feel free to let it fly and enjoy my 'no-spin' responses. Just remember though, your questions better not FUCKING SUCK.

You may be asking yourselves, how quickly will I be able to respond to your questions. To that I say:

WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

12/6/2008 3:17:20 PM

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12/6/2008 3:17:57 PM

which is better, loofah or kebab?

12/6/2008 3:18:37 PM

My answer to that is simple. Neither of them are good. They are both the products of radical islamofascist organizations which aim to bring down America and everything it stands for. Not to mention these are tools of the liberal movement to engender respect for these bloodthirsty savages and their simple technology. In order for us to be good Americans should have nothing to do with them and consider taking up arms against those who do use these tools of terrorists.

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 3:22 PM. Reason : ]

12/6/2008 3:21:14 PM

Do you like Stephen Colbert as a friend?

12/6/2008 3:21:42 PM

should i fap before i go to work?

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/6/2008 3:21:51 PM

how can i go about sexually harassing a co-worker without getting in trouble?

12/6/2008 3:23:04 PM

^^^ Stephen Colbert is good at what he does. He tries to portray a mockery of the conservative movement and elicit a few laughs. Now I know that the boneheads of America love this guy and it's because they're part of the undereducated liberal movement in America. These are the same people who sell drugs for terrorists in Afghanistan. I think Colbert can entertain America, but ultimately he serves the portion of this population that is damning America.

^^ Of course you shouldn't fap. The Christian Coalition would call for your eternal damnation, and no one wants that.

^ I can answer that one from personal experience. Start out doing a tabloid news show pretending to be worth some shred of credibility, then worm your way to FOX News. You may also want to consider changing your name to something less conspicuous, say perhaps 'Phil O'Meilly'.

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 3:28 PM. Reason : ]

12/6/2008 3:25:07 PM

Just how much of a threat are those damn Frenchies?

12/6/2008 3:34:46 PM

The French pose a threat to our way of life because our judicial system is continuously looking to the socialists of Europe when they make their decisions. This judicial activism influenced by the French and other socialist countries in Europe is by far their greatest threat to the American way of life.

Otherwise France is of no importance to the world. So they protest and stop making croissants and baugettes or whatever they do. I've eaten wonder bread all of my life and been just fine.

12/6/2008 3:38:30 PM

Are you a faggot? You look like a faggot, staring at us all with those bright blue eyes with that mild facial expression.

12/6/2008 3:39:35 PM

Would you consider ever working for a news network other than FOX?

12/6/2008 3:41:10 PM

^^I'm absoultely not one of the homsexuals ruining the youth of America. I'll have you know I've hounded women until charges were filed. That smile is the best I can muster to hold back the hatred and vitriole I have for the liberal left of our country. Don't make me laugh or I'm liable to spill fire and brimstone all over this thread.

^ I'd work for a different news organization if it would be more staunchly conservative and way more aggressive in exposing the liberal agenda in America. I secretly think some of those anchors at Fox voted for Obama, and I plan on murdering each one I find out about.

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 3:49 PM. Reason : ]

12/6/2008 3:42:51 PM

Bill... when did you become a woman? You appeared to be a woman a moment ago.

12/6/2008 3:44:05 PM

Suze Orman attempted to put a jihad on my thread and attack from that liberal mess of a financial channel CNBC. I have asked God to send her to hell as soon as possible, and knowing how much cred I've racked up with the big man I consider it imminent.

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 3:47 PM. Reason : ]

12/6/2008 3:46:23 PM

George W Bush:
Great president, or greatest president?

12/6/2008 3:57:36 PM

should I buy this german shepherd puppy I've been thinking about getting??

WWBORD

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 4:04 PM. Reason : wwbord]

12/6/2008 4:04:10 PM

^^ George Bush has been a great president. He's kept America safe since 9/11 and slaughtered countless muslims across the planet in order to do so. The fear he has instilled by yanking terrorists out of their homes and locking them away at Guantanamo Bay surely will keep these forces of evil in check. We need more men in power who will take whatever steps necessary to ensure America's safety & prosperity. The greatest president as everyone with a brain knows will be Jesus Christ when he returns.

^ German Shepards can make great dogs if they are properly trained. By properly trained I of course mean able to sniff out liberals and sterilize them by eviscerating their genetalia.

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 4:09 PM. Reason : ]

12/6/2008 4:05:40 PM

I'm a gay Black Muslim living in Mexico and about to cross the border illegally. What do you think of me?

12/6/2008 4:09:57 PM

How do you feel about the NAACP's involvement with the free expression tunnel?

12/6/2008 4:11:20 PM

How do you feel about the freedom from religion movement and these recent shenanigans:



http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/local/story/559301.html

12/6/2008 4:17:36 PM

how do you feel about having sex with lots of women?

12/6/2008 4:31:44 PM

^^^^ I'm happy to hear that you're a black muslim living in Mexico. I'm even happier to hear about your intention to cross the border. I've been keeping a family of hungry mountain lions in my basement for just such an occasion. I can't wait to introduce you to them.

^^^ Given that so many of Americas enemies are foreigners, any association of colored people is going to make me want to see the government give them a free vacation to GitMo. I understand these are domestic terrorists though and represent the dire need to maintain and strengthen the Patriot Act.

^^ Church and State are separate, duh. You don't see the Pope in Congress do you? The Dalai Lama isn't on the supreme court. Buddha and Confucius aren't cabinet members. I don't know where people come up with this church and state are so tied together bit.

^ Sex with lots of women is perfectly fine, given that you marry them one at a time beforehand and see any subsequent pregnancies through to birth. Anything else may lead to premature smiting.

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 4:36 PM. Reason : \/ You do know who the fuck Bill O'Reilly is don't you?]

12/6/2008 4:33:13 PM

You do know this would be tons funnier if you kept in character.

12/6/2008 4:35:21 PM