Now listen here you flimflammers and scallywags. I's Don King and I'm here to answer your most punctuated and proflicated questions. The magnanimous posibilities of your incredulous inquiries are flabbergasting. I don't want no practicioners of rat-finkism in this here thread now.

Now lets get this thing moving along folks, I got warrants.

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 4:24 PM. Reason : ]

12/6/2008 4:23:48 PM

i think you may have played this meme past the point of lol-ness

12/6/2008 4:24:17 PM

just one question: the hair, what is up with it?

12/6/2008 4:27:56 PM

My hairstyle is the unfortunate consequence of a preposterously pugnacious night in Birmingham Alabama involving an electric eel and a kilo of cocaine back in 1971. As you can see in this picture my eyes have been trying for decades to get the hell away from it and move down my face. Shit has a mind of it's own and whispers the perilous plethora of phonetics into my brain which I am so famous for today.

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 4:50 PM. Reason : ]

12/6/2008 4:44:20 PM