faggots

12/6/2008 6:35:42 PM

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12/6/2008 6:36:20 PM

Butt Pirates

12/6/2008 6:36:21 PM

hamsters running rampant through your bowels

12/6/2008 6:41:49 PM

12/6/2008 6:42:34 PM

Gerbil, duh.

12/6/2008 6:42:59 PM

evan, plz do not post any stories.

12/6/2008 6:43:45 PM

12/6/2008 6:44:02 PM

I think that it is easier for women to admit to and engage in exploration because it does not threaten their femininity in order to do so

12/6/2008 6:44:02 PM

unless they're lesbian stories.

12/6/2008 6:44:10 PM

I was drugged once at this party and I woke up to this dude sucking my cock and then I gtfo there real quick.

12/6/2008 6:44:56 PM

damn man what in the fuck

12/6/2008 6:45:40 PM

^5

lol Fire Emblem.

12/6/2008 6:46:24 PM

12/6/2008 6:46:35 PM

Its interesting how this post has so many views and some of the retards posting in this link are prob the ones with stories to ashamed to tell. Go figure.


Oh and by the way, physical exam are procedures morons for those of you questioning your masculinity...just an fyi.

12/6/2008 6:47:00 PM

I have one thing to say here:

The West will never truly be as free as it claims to be until this thread has the same number of serious responses as the other one, and no one insults or derides those posting their experiences.

I say, give it about 200 years.

12/6/2008 6:47:05 PM

12/6/2008 6:47:53 PM

Thank the flying spaghetti monster it won't happen in my lifetime.

12/6/2008 6:48:54 PM

paging GoldenViper

12/6/2008 6:49:02 PM

The great FSM will not allow it.

12/6/2008 7:03:53 PM

worst sex accident ever

12/6/2008 7:23:32 PM

I have dated two guys who are now happily married who had homosexual experiences in their youth.

12/6/2008 7:25:11 PM

occasionally when I'm on TWW, I'll read a post made by evan...

12/6/2008 7:32:16 PM

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"The West will never truly be as free as it claims to be until this thread has the same number of serious responses as the other one, and no one insults or derides those posting their experiences."

...says the guy posting from a country where homosexuality is a crime punishable by death.

12/6/2008 7:33:56 PM

EMCE touched me in the privates once.

AGGRESSIVELY

12/6/2008 7:34:36 PM

oh yeah
forgot about that

but what's a little johnson groping between friends?

12/6/2008 7:35:51 PM

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"I say, give it about 200 years. "

ohh so when the world ends

12/6/2008 7:40:05 PM

12/6/2008 7:41:59 PM

I kissed a gay dude before. It wasn't as weird as you would think.

12/6/2008 7:44:10 PM

One time I had a gay roommate and woke up to my balls being fondled.

Not cool.

12/6/2008 7:44:53 PM

Quote :

"SUPPLE VAG ..."

12/6/2008 7:45:29 PM

They never touch!

12/6/2008 7:50:58 PM

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"...says the guy posting from a country where homosexuality is a crime punishable by death. "

Yeah, I am the ruler of the country

Fucking troll.

Haha, and you call yourself as the "anti-troll" in FF

12/6/2008 8:17:54 PM

your point? You were trolling my country.

I can't talk a little shit about your sand pit in return?

If you can't take the heat, maybe it's time to crawl back down into your cave.

12/6/2008 8:18:54 PM

^^I have informed your local oppressive regime that you support the homosexual agenda, and also that you download copius amounts of internet pornography.

RUN WHILE YOU CAN, LITTLE MAN

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 8:19 PM. Reason : ^]

12/6/2008 8:19:24 PM

^^ Don't get your panties in a wad, man. My sand pit? It ain't my country, and even if it is, it doesn't mean I support it. Believe it or not, some people actually are not blindly patriotic Trolling your country? I was stating facts, you retard. I wasn't trolling.

MOMMY, THE BAD MAN

ON THE INTERNET STATED

A NEGATIVE FACT ABOUT MY COUNTRY

WHAT SHOULD I DO MOMMY?


Take the heat, eh? Who felt insulted here, and who felt the need to 'talk shit' in return? Is every fucking thing a competition for you? Can't we be adults and analyze things in a 'color-blind' way?

12/6/2008 8:27:34 PM

^ what you stated was not a fact, sorry.

12/6/2008 8:28:58 PM

dude, I was kidding... my political leanings are towards anarcho-capitalism for exactly that reason... I would check your panties for the waddage

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 8:29 PM. Reason : oh wait, that wasn't to me, but whatever, I would still check your panties for waddage ]

12/6/2008 8:28:59 PM

My underwear's just fine thanks.

The only one getting all huffy is you. I'm just pointing out the complete irony of someone complaining about "the west" not being as free as they could be. That may be true, but at least basic human rights aren't things that we have to aspire to achieve some day.

When you live somewhere with 10% of the freedoms and luxuries that the U.S. has, then maybe you can talk a little bit of shit about my country.

Until then, yeah, I'm just going to go ahead and assume that you're just jealous and pissed off because you've got sand everywhere and no running water available to get it out.

12/6/2008 8:33:36 PM

^^ yeah, that wasn't for you

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"^ what you stated was not a fact, sorry."

it IS a fact that in the US (and other caucasian countries) lesbianism (whether real, or just for fun by straight girls as in the other thread) is tolerated/accepted/not looked down upon orders of magnitude more than gayism (word?) is. this much can't be denied. the 200 years estimate i gave was obviously my own opinion.

here he comes again... let's see what the anti-troll has written.

12/6/2008 8:34:11 PM

to get this thread off on the right foot

one time my ex-fiance got me drunk and hopped up on some goof balls and talked me into a threesome

girl was a freak

12/6/2008 8:42:02 PM

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"The only one getting all huffy is you."

You are the only one who felt the need to respond to my post, and furthermore, you posted 3 rolly eyes. Only one getting all huffy is you.

Quote :

""the west" not being as free as they could be. That may be true"

Thanks... that's all I was saying, without comparing it to other countries, or making any value judgements with regards to which country is "better", etc.

Yeah, I am jealous because I am gay and at least in the US, legally speaking, I CAN fuck you (if you consent), but here in the sand pit, I can't do that. And even if it was legal here, I still wouldn't do it, because there would be no water to use afterwards to clean ourselves with. And that would be very sad. And disgusting.

So yeah, I am jealous. Happy?



[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 9:02 PM. Reason : You are the one who felt the need to compare countries, because you have a small mind.]



[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 9:03 PM. Reason : What's right is right, what's wrong is wrong, no matter what country it takes place in.]

12/6/2008 8:43:34 PM

fags!1

12/6/2008 8:44:58 PM

Pretty much, yeah.

And no, you can't fuck me.

You smelly faggot.

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 8:46 PM. Reason : oh wait, I forgot to add rollys I'M SO MAD!!! ]

12/6/2008 8:45:40 PM

Quote :

"it IS a fact that in the US (and other caucasian countries) lesbianism (whether real, or just for fun by straight girls as in the other thread) is tolerated/accepted/not looked down upon orders of magnitude more than gayism (word?) is. this much can't be denied. the 200 years estimate i gave was obviously my own opinion. "

It's somewhat true that gays are looked down on more than lesbians, but it's not true that threads like this would EVER be taken more seriously then their counterparts.

Studies have shown that women just don't react the same way to gay guys as guys do to lesbian women. Combine that with the FACT that this venue is predominantly male to begin with, and most males statistically are straight and therefore don't care about gay acts, there will NEVER be a normal scenario on a typical message board dominated by males, where a thread asking for gay stories will be anywhere remotely as successful as a thread asking for lesbian stories, even in an imaginary world where homosexuals were perfectly accepted.

Quote :

"The West will never truly be as free as it claims to be until this thread has the same number of serious responses as the other one, and no one insults or derides those posting their experiences. "

In conclusion, this is a false statement, because the freedom of the west is not correlated to the types of responses threads like this will get.


[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 8:52 PM. Reason : ]

12/6/2008 8:49:49 PM

this thread is gay

12/6/2008 9:00:51 PM

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"Studies have shown that women just don't react the same way to gay guys as guys do to lesbian women."

This varies by culture. The boys' love genre attracts a female audience in Japan and increasingly here in the West. Who do you think reads Harry Potter slash?

12/6/2008 9:32:53 PM

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" Who do you think reads Harry Potter slash?"

I have no desire to think about who reads that kind of thing...

12/6/2008 9:37:01 PM

Also note that lesbians who don't perform for men and/or don't conform to attractiveness standards receive rather different treatment.

12/6/2008 9:40:06 PM

"You don't mind working out at my place tonight, do you," asked Frank? "No, that's no problem," Denny replied, "as long as I get my reps in, I really don't care where I do it!" "Good," Frank said, "then let's get to it!" Both men were serious weight lifters who spent much more time and energy working out than the average ever "joe" would, and it wouldn't be unusual for either of them to spend four hours a night lifting and pulling the iron plates that gave them the heavily muscled appearance they so loved! Frank had invested big money into a home gym and this was the first time his friend Denny had seen it. "Wow," he marveled, "this is great, you don't even hafta leave home to get in your workout!!!" "I know," Frank said beaming, while running his hand over the huge apparatus, "it cost me four grand, but it's worth it, no more running back and forth to the gym!!!" "You first," Frank offered, "benches?!?" "Yeah, benches, set it at one seventy to start," Denny replied! While Frank was adjusting the machine to one hundred and seventy pounds, Denny lay down on his back and got ready to do a set of bench presses. When he was finished, they traded places and Frank took his turn while Denny spotted for him. After that, they went through a long series of lifts, alternating back and forth between lifting and spotting. After a particularly rough set of squats, both men decided to take a breather and have a drink of a sport drink. "Wow it's hot in here," Denny commented, as he took a long gulp from the bottle!!! "Yeah, it is," Frank replied, "do you want me to open the windows a little!?!" "Naw," Denny shot back, "I always feel like I'm doing more when I build up a sweat, don't you?!?" "Yeah, I do too," Frank answered back, "my muscles always look better when they're gleaming from sweat!!!" "Hey," Denny asked, "do ya have a posing mirror, I'd kinda like to see what I look like?!?" "Right over here," Frank replied, as he pulled open a door that hid a full length mirror ideal for muscle posing. Denny stepped in front of it, and went through a series of poses, stopping at the end of each one to admire himself in the mirror! "Ya know, Denny," Frank offered, "you can't really tell what you look like with those sweats on, why don't you take them off so you can see what you've got!?!"
Denny stopped posing and answered, " I'm naked under here!!!" "Well," Frank opined, "there's just you me and the four walls here, I won't say anything, and I know that the walls won't!!!" Denny gave his friend a sarcastic look while shrugging his shoulders, and in a few quick seconds, he had slithered out of his workout gear and stood naked in front of the mirror! "Holy smoke," Frank enthused, "you look great!!!" Spinning and turning as he looked at his reflection, Denny replied, "Thanks, buddy, but I think I need a little work on my gluts, they just don't seem big enough!!!" Frank leaned around to get a better look at his ass, and said, "You're crazy, your butt is perfect and you know it!!!" Denny chuckled and said, "I know it, I just wanted to here you say it!!!" Frank gave him a light swat across his bare butt and ordered, "Out of the way, I want my turn," as he peeled of his own clothes and took a place in front of the mirror! Doing a pirouette, he asked, "Well, what do you think!?!" Denny eyed his good friend, taking in every curve and rippling muscle and announced, "You look better than ever, a real hard body!!!" The two men had one last look in the mirror, and then went back to their work out, sans clothing!!!,


After Denny had done his leg presses, Frank asked her, "I just noticed something, and I was just wondering...." Denny looked quizzically at his friend and said, "Well spit it out, you just noticed what?!? It's your, ya know between your legs," Frank stammered, I think I have the same problem!!!" Denny sat down on the bench, began toweling off, and replied, "You mean my cock, right!?!" "Uh, yes," Frank said quietly, "I noticed that yours is really big too, just like mine!!!" "I know, " Denny responded, "it's from the special protein shakes we drink, it's a possible side effect!!!" "Aren't you worried," asked Frank nervously?!? "Nothing I can do about it now," Denny replied, "besides, my dick is more sensitive now than ever before, isn't yours!?!" Frank, looking a little embarrassed answered, "It's unbelievable, really, I have to masturbate at least twice a day just to keep from going crazy, and it's really hot just after a work out!!!" "I think it comes from all the extra blood it gets from the lifting," Denny said matter of factly, "here, just look at it," while spreading his legs to give Frank a better look!!! "Oh, my," Frank said softly, "your absolutely huge, look at how it sticks out, it must be all of nine inches long!!!" "That's about right," Denny replied, "how about you, you look pretty big yourself!?!" "Well," Frank replied while nonchalantly fisting his rapidly expanding erection, "I'm not quite that big, but almost!!!" Both men were now sweating profusely and it wasn't from the heat in the gym!!!

It was Denny who made the first move, and after pulling his friend to his feet by his dick, he kissed him softly on the mouth and whispered, "Let's rub our heads together until we shoot, how does that sound!?!" "Oh yeah," Frank moaned as Denny guided their soft glans together, "I just love seeing a big cock, don't you!?!" "Mmmmmm, yes," Denny replied as he snapped the two huge heads back and forth across each other, "when ever I'm around other men, I just love showing off my big hardon!!!" "Did you see that black guy at the gym last week," Frank asked, "he musta been ten inches minimum!?!" "Saw him," Denny replied with a giggle, "I sucked him off twice in the sauna, and then he let me fuck him in the ass!!!" "Oh god," Frank gasped, "y-you really got to suck him, did he cum in your mouth!?!" "Oh yeah," Denny sighed, "he came like a fire hose, talk about loads, this guy had them in spades!!!" The two naked studs were now covered with dripping sweat while Denny now was jerking both of their peckers with reckless abandon!!! "Oh my," Frank moaned, "I-I can't hold back much longer, are you close too!?!" He really didn't have to ask, because if he would have looked at Denny's face he would have seen a man on the very edge of thunderous climax!!! Both of them were now kissing and deep throating each other while Denny's hand literally flew over their distended organs, and as their tongues probed the back of each other's throat, their peckers convulsed in unison as load after load of hot spunk shot high onto their flat bellies and chests!!!

Slowly, almost in slow motion, the two of them slipped to the floor as their two spent peckers began deflating!!! "Oh wow," Denny sighed, "this is one big advantage to having a home gym!!!" "Yeah," Frank replied, "and it was worth every penny!!!

12/6/2008 11:50:03 PM