Anybody wanna shoot Tony a message?

12/7/2008 10:41:02 AM

yeh, ex-sex is always great. such anger!!

12/7/2008 10:41:38 AM

You gonna tell him that you don't miss him and can sleep?

12/7/2008 10:42:11 AM

lol

12/7/2008 10:42:43 AM

ask him if he will sell his meds

12/7/2008 10:44:36 AM

be like "what was i thinking when i was with you for real" and see what he says

12/7/2008 10:47:50 AM

Maybe I should spill that one AFTER he buys me a cup of coffee?

12/7/2008 10:49:06 AM

Talk his ear off about Spontaneous until he gets disgusted and leaves.

Obviously, after he buys you stuff.

12/7/2008 10:50:16 AM

Baby come back...

12/7/2008 10:50:50 AM

He's not dead due to age yet?

12/7/2008 10:58:31 AM

His premiums never increase and his benefits never decrease.

12/7/2008 10:59:05 AM

12/7/2008 10:59:21 AM

That guy is dead, due to age.

12/7/2008 11:00:08 AM

Jealous, Spontaneous?

12/7/2008 11:05:26 AM

Yes, I'm jealous of a geriatric, Bible-thumping, legally insane, hypocrite who sleeps with his students, while looking for sympathy.

12/7/2008 11:07:43 AM

12/7/2008 11:13:22 AM

Oh shit, I've been Picard-faced.

12/7/2008 11:19:53 AM

MAke sure you think of your sister when he sucks your nipples.

12/7/2008 11:46:54 AM

^ Winnar.

12/7/2008 11:48:13 AM

Spontaneous already won this this with

Quote :

"His premiums never increase and his benefits never decrease."

12/7/2008 11:52:04 AM

you should make your boyfriend go with you.

make sure that he sits down at the same table, and orders a cup of coffee as well....but never drinks it....
also, make sure that he has a book with him. bonus points if the book has a title such as "101 ways to induce a heart attack in a severely aged, drunken vet."
Lastly, the boyfriend shouldn't say a word other than "Hello" and "Goodbye" the entire time that he's there. Instead, he should periodically peer over the top of the book he's reading with a very pensive, yet calculating look on his face.

12/7/2008 11:52:57 AM

This thread needs tony pics - STAT!

12/7/2008 11:58:43 AM

why are you meeting him?

12/7/2008 12:10:03 PM

^^^ haha yea

12/7/2008 12:50:40 PM

Why are you meeting him?

12/7/2008 12:50:57 PM

missing those crepe-y skin folds?

that limp old dick?

the emotional abuse?

12/7/2008 1:21:31 PM

12/7/2008 1:25:59 PM

cialis sucks

12/7/2008 1:26:21 PM

Lol. That went badly. I'm going to go eat a rock now.

12/7/2008 2:55:33 PM

i bet you played with his penis

12/7/2008 2:56:27 PM

Why the fuck would you meet him?

12/7/2008 3:00:02 PM

i don't understand people

why did you need to see him

why would you want to see him

why would someone do this!!!

12/7/2008 3:16:43 PM

wtf youve never had lunch with an ex??

12/7/2008 3:17:26 PM

^^ I feel you woman. When I break up with someone, I have absolutely no desire to meet up with them again....even if we left on good terms.
I'm not saying that it doesn't happen. Occasionally, you run into people....
but I don't think I've EVER planned on meeting up with an ex.

12/7/2008 3:18:24 PM

when you can't sleep and you miss your tony, i guess you have lunch



details dweller.

were his saggy balls hanging out the bottom of his overalls or what...what went bad?

12/7/2008 3:18:39 PM

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"wtf youve never had lunch with an ex?? "

no.

well...maybe like YEARS later. but no why would i want to? i mean i get it if you want to like rekindle something, but if you have a new SO i don't really get it. closure?

[Edited on December 7, 2008 at 3:20 PM. Reason : .]

12/7/2008 3:18:43 PM

i can't imagine this going well. imho it takes some time (6mths +) before seeing an ex is casual and not awkward.

12/7/2008 3:20:58 PM

Meeting an ex is stone cold dumb. Fucking pointless. Why in the fuck would Spontaneous allow this?

12/7/2008 3:23:43 PM

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"no. well...maybe like YEARS later. but no why would i want to? i mean i get it if you want to like rekindle something, but if you have a new SO i don't really get it. closure? "

well if i spend a significant amount of time with someone and have a vested emotional interest in them, even when its over i still like to know how theyre doing, how theyre life is going, so forth and so on. there's only two ex's i dont purposely talk to anymore, the rest i speak with every few monthes or so. i dunno, maybe its just me.

12/7/2008 3:25:05 PM

most people aren't very good at doing that without it escalating into either hating them or screwing them again.

12/7/2008 3:26:41 PM

no i don't hate anyone i've dated i just have moved on. if you are still checking in/up on someone you spent a great deal of time emotionally/physically invested in i feel like it shows that you are still attached

especially if you are dating someone new i think it is kinda weird to go back to the ex(s) and be like "oh hey yea how's life ok good"

i can hear through the grapevine how they are doing. i can send them an e-mail if i'm THAT curious. i mean i can still care about them and wish them well without having lunch to catch up.

for me it is a little weird and signifies that like someone isn't over it. but that is just me.

its like leaving the door open or something.

[Edited on December 7, 2008 at 3:34 PM. Reason : .]

12/7/2008 3:31:00 PM

^ i don't think its just you.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/7/2008 3:34:31 PM

well i think its weird (and a lil crazy) that you assume just because you wonder how someone is doing it means you long to have sex with them

[Edited on December 7, 2008 at 3:35 PM. Reason : .]

12/7/2008 3:34:46 PM

^^^ it's the female EMCE

12/7/2008 3:35:05 PM

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"Meeting an ex is stone cold dumb. Fucking pointless. Why in the fuck would Spontaneous allow this? "

my sentiments exactly. I totally trust my gf but i def would not be cool with her having lunch with an ex

12/7/2008 3:36:05 PM

eh, it has nothing to do with sex. If i've moved on from someone who i only ever knew as a significant other, then 9 times out of 10 as long as they are doing remotely well, i don't want to hear the details of their life over a cup of coffee while i'm dating somebody else

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/7/2008 3:36:07 PM

I'm sure that some intentions might be good. But I can honestly say that 9/10 times that an ex started "checking up" on me, or wanted to meet up to catch up, she wanted to fuck....or try to rekindle the relationship.

It STARTS with "Oh, how are you doing?", but usually leads into "So how are you and your girlfriend doing?", and ends up with you know, she doesn't treat you all that great. I couldn't trust her if I were in your shoes. You should break up with her....

12/7/2008 3:38:16 PM

yeah like if i've invested tons of time into someone, then broke it off for whatever reason, i'm not trying to invest anything else just for shits and giggles

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/7/2008 3:39:35 PM

^^well youre a very smart and respectful man, im sure you can have lunch with her and not let her rape you



rawr

[Edited on December 7, 2008 at 3:41 PM. Reason : .]

12/7/2008 3:40:54 PM

and even if you care about someone you kinda have to draw the line

either the relationship is over or it isn't

and especially with facebook and stuff now, if you wanna say like "congrats on your new job" or "happy birthday" you can easily without being too intimate.

12/7/2008 3:41:17 PM