Ms Lucy went to heaven, the steamboat went to hel-

-lo operator, please get me on the line, an if you disconnect me, i'll kick you in the

behind the refrigerator, there is a piece of glass, Ms Lucy sat upon it, and cut her little as-

-k me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies...

I CAN'T REMEMBER THE REST OF THIS FUCKING CHILDHOOD SONG!



[Edited on December 7, 2008 at 9:49 PM. Reason : ]

[Edited on December 7, 2008 at 9:49 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/7/2008 9:48:42 PM

the boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their

12/7/2008 9:50:38 PM

____ ____ ____ ____ the flies
are in the meadow?
the bees are in the park

the boys and girls are kissing in the

d a r k
d a r k
d a r k

DARK!

that's all I remember.

[Edited on December 7, 2008 at 9:51 PM. Reason : ^there you go]

12/7/2008 9:50:46 PM

flies fly in the meadow
bees fly in the park
ms. suzie (as i always sang it) and her boyfriend were kissing in the

Darker than the ocean
darker than the sea
darker than the naked lady chasing after me!

[Edited on December 7, 2008 at 9:52 PM. Reason : i think that is it]

12/7/2008 9:51:27 PM

i was a guy

we played four square instead of singing this stupid shit

12/7/2008 9:51:38 PM

^^^^ the last line before the dark part seems wrong

^^ yea thats right!

[Edited on December 7, 2008 at 9:52 PM. Reason : ]

12/7/2008 9:52:21 PM

I too played four square. but then I got bussed to the black school and they called it King's Corner, fucked my game all up son

12/7/2008 9:53:55 PM

The Wendy Testaberger version (South Park):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4p9dB-4m54

12/7/2008 9:54:58 PM

Miss Susie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell.
Miss Susie went to heaven,
the steamboat went to -
Hello operator please give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me,
I'll kick you from -
Behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass,
Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little -
Ask me no more questions,
tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their -
Flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park.
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the -
Dark is like a movie,
a movie's like a show.
A show is like a tv screen and that is all -
I know I know my mother
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
With the alligator bra!


Miss Susie had a baby,
She named him Tiny Tim.
She put him in the bathtub,
To see if he could swim,
He drank up all the water,
He ate up all the soap.
He tried to eat the bathtub,
But it got stuck in his throat.
Miss Susie called the Doctor,
The Doctor called the Nurse.
The Nurse called the Lady,
With the Alligator Purse.


Lulu had a baby,
She named him Sonny Jim,
She stuck him in a pisspot just to see if he could swim,
First he went to the bottom,
Then he came to the top,
Lulu got excited and she grabbed him by the --
Cocktail, ginger ale, nine cents a glass,
If you do not like it, you can kiss my dirty ass.
Get hit with a bucket of ****,
Don't forget to close your eyes,
That's what Johnny said to me
The night before he died.


Ms. Suzie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell--DING DING
Ms. Suzie went to heaven,
the steamboat went to--
Hello operator, please give me number 9,
and if you disconnect me I'll kick you from--
Behind the 'fridgerator there lay a piece of glass,
Ms. Suzie fell apon it and broke her little--
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies,
the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their--
Fly's are in the city, the bees are in the park,
Ms. Suzie and her boyfriend, are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark
Dark is like a movie, a movies like a show,
a show is like a T.V. set and that is all I know--
I know my ma, I know I know my pa,
I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra bra bra
(optional)
My mom gave me a nickle, my dad gave me a dime,
my sister gave a boyfriend, who kisses me all the time
My mom took back the nickle, my dad took back the dime,
my sister took back the boyfriend and gave my Frankenstein.
He made me wash the dishes, he made me scrub the floor,
and when he wasn't looking, I kicked him out the door
He flew over England
He flew over France
And when he got to China, the found his underpants!

12/7/2008 9:56:00 PM

for those slow readers like me:

<marquee height = 111 direction = up scrollamount = 2>Miss Susie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell.
Miss Susie went to heaven,
the steamboat went to -
Hello operator please give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me,
I'll kick you from -
Behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass,
Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little -
Ask me no more questions,
tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their -
Flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park.
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the -
Dark is like a movie,
a movie's like a show.
A show is like a tv screen and that is all -
I know I know my mother
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
With the alligator bra!</marquee>


<marquee height = 123 direction = up scrollamount = 3>Miss Susie had a baby,
She named him Tiny Tim.
She put him in the bathtub,
To see if he could swim,
He drank up all the water,
He ate up all the soap.
He tried to eat the bathtub,
But it got stuck in his throat.
Miss Susie called the Doctor,
The Doctor called the Nurse.
The Nurse called the Lady,
With the Alligator Purse.</marquee>


<marquee height = 135 direction = up scrollamount = 4>Lulu had a baby,
She named him Sonny Jim,
She stuck him in a pisspot just to see if he could swim,
First he went to the bottom,
Then he came to the top,
Lulu got excited and she grabbed him by the --
Cocktail, ginger ale, nine cents a glass,
If you do not like it, you can kiss my dirty ass.
Get hit with a bucket of ****,
Don't forget to close your eyes,
That's what Johnny said to me
The night before he died. </marquee>


<marquee height = 147 direction = up scrollamount = 5>Ms. Suzie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell--DING DING
Ms. Suzie went to heaven,
the steamboat went to--
Hello operator, please give me number 9,
and if you disconnect me I'll kick you from--
Behind the 'fridgerator there lay a piece of glass,
Ms. Suzie fell apon it and broke her little--
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies,
the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their--
Fly's are in the city, the bees are in the park,
Ms. Suzie and her boyfriend, are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark
Dark is like a movie, a movies like a show,
a show is like a T.V. set and that is all I know--
I know my ma, I know I know my pa,
I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra bra bra
(optional)
My mom gave me a nickle, my dad gave me a dime,
my sister gave a boyfriend, who kisses me all the time
My mom took back the nickle, my dad took back the dime,
my sister took back the boyfriend and gave my Frankenstein.
He made me wash the dishes, he made me scrub the floor,
and when he wasn't looking, I kicked him out the door
He flew over England
He flew over France
And when he got to China, the found his underpants!</marquee>

12/7/2008 9:58:40 PM

fleetwud for the win!

12/7/2008 9:58:48 PM

^ thanks!

^^ I looked at that and wondered WHERE'D MAH HTML GO?????????????

12/7/2008 9:59:54 PM